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Posted By: Anonymous One Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 6:11 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,171097,00.html

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Nicolas Cage and Wife Have Baby Boy
Monday, October 03, 2005

LOS ANGELES — Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a new father.

His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf. No other details were available.

"They are healthy and happy and it's quite lovely," Wolf said by phone from New York.

Cage is a nephew of filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola.

The couple married in July 2004. It was the third marriage for Cage and the first for his new wife, who was 20 when they were wed. They met when Cage visited a Los Angeles restaurant where she was working as a waitress.

Cage, 41, who won an Oscar for his role in "Leaving Las Vegas," has a son from a previous relationship.

His screen credits also include "Lord of War," now in theaters, "Adaptation," "Honeymoon in Vegas" and "Moonstruck."

He was previously married to Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette.





Who in Gods name who do that to a child? Someone needs to call CPS and put that kid in a foster home!
Posted By: rex Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 6:13 AM
Holy shit.

That kid is going to be more messed up then britney spears kid.
Posted By: PJP Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 6:14 AM
Superman!
Posted By: the G-man Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 2:32 PM
Didn't one of the DC Superman artists, Jon Bogdanove, I think, also name his kid "Kal-el"?

Anyone think Nic is still bitter about losing the Superman role?
Posted By: PJP Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 2:40 PM
he is a huge comic fan who about 3 or 4 years ago sold most of his collection off for about 2 million. He had 2 Superman #1's and kept one of them. I think he's just a really big comic-geek.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 3:40 PM
Yes he is a comic geek.
The surname Cage was taken from Luke Cage.
He has put his name forward for just about any comic book movie rumoured to be produced.
So far he has been linked to both Iron Man & Supes,but finally managed to land the role of Ghost Rider.
Posted By: the G-man Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 4:57 PM
I know he's a major comic geek, that's why I wondered if he wasn't bitter about losing the Superman role.
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 5:12 PM
Kal-El?

Nick's kid is the Last Son Of Krypton?

Line the therapists up now.
Posted By: the G-man Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 5:14 PM
By Hollwood standards, Kal el is almost normal.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 5:20 PM
Yeah that poor kid. He is going to have every advantage his father's money can buy, and all he has to deal with is a stupid name.

How will he do it?
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 5:23 PM
By getting his ass repeatidly kicked at school.
Posted By: PJP Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 5:24 PM
it's no different than being named Calvin.......Kal for short.
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 5:46 PM
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PJP said:
it's no different than being named Calvin.......Kal for short.




He's fine as long as he keeps his full name a secret. Which since he's got a famous dad, won't happen.

I'm sure his friends will call him Kal and that will be that. But some kids growing up will make fun of him. I'm sure he'll be as OK as any other Hollywood kid.
Posted By: Animalman Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:10 PM
Will kids really make fun of him?

Most bullies probably wouldn't get the reference.
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:14 PM
Kal-El? That's up there with naming your kid "Apple"...
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:22 PM
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Animalman said:
Will kids really make fun of him?

Most bullies probably wouldn't get the reference.




They don't have to get the reference, Ani. They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:25 PM
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thedoctor said:
They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




You want to talk about it, big guy? Need a shoulder?
Posted By: Animalman Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:27 PM
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thedoctor said:
They don't have to get the reference, Ani. They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




Bullies needing that little provocation will probably just beat you up anyway.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:27 PM
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Jim Jackson said:
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thedoctor said:
They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




You want to talk about it, big guy? Need a shoulder?




Oh no! I'm not falling for that one again.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:30 PM
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Animalman said:
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thedoctor said:
They don't have to get the reference, Ani. They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




Bullies needing that little provocation will probably just beat you up anyway.




If a bully had to pick someone out of a group to beat up, who do you think they'll target first: Billy, Johnny, Michael, or Kal-el?
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:34 PM
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thedoctor said:
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Animalman said:
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thedoctor said:
They don't have to get the reference, Ani. They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




Bullies needing that little provocation will probably just beat you up anyway.




If a bully had to pick someone out of a group to beat up, who do you think they'll target first: Billy, Johnny, Michael, or Kal-el?




True enough, but most people go by shortened nick names - William becoms "Billy," Jonathan becomes "Jon" or "Johnny," Michael becomes "Mike," etc. So, is less likely that he'll go by "Kal-El" than just plain "Kal"...
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:42 PM
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thedoctor said:
By getting his ass repeatidly kicked at school.




At the fancy private schools daddy's money can buy?

Not to mention he can drop a few bucks to buy somebody to beat up said bully.,
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 9:45 PM
Bullies have rich parents too.
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 10:06 PM
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thedoctor said:
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Jim Jackson said:
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thedoctor said:
They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




You want to talk about it, big guy? Need a shoulder?




Oh no! I'm not falling for that one again.




Again?

Excuse me, sir, but what do you take me for?
Posted By: Jim Jackson Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-04 10:08 PM
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harleykwin said:
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thedoctor said:
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Animalman said:
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thedoctor said:
They don't have to get the reference, Ani. They're bullies. They find the simplest reasons, like say an unusual name for instance, to beat up other kids.




Bullies needing that little provocation will probably just beat you up anyway.




If a bully had to pick someone out of a group to beat up, who do you think they'll target first: Billy, Johnny, Michael, or Kal-el?




True enough, but most people go by shortened nick names - William becoms "Billy," Jonathan becomes "Jon" or "Johnny," Michael becomes "Mike," etc. So, is less likely that he'll go by "Kal-El" than just plain "Kal"...




Unless his parents are those kind of parents who insist their kids are to be called exactly what they want them to be called.

I knew a bunch who insisted on "James" or "Michael" or "Jonathan" etc. If he goes into school and his mom says "We call him Kal," he may be ok. But if they say, "His name is Kal-El," well, line the bullies up and get it started.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 1:59 AM
Maybe when Kal-El Cage is old enough, he'll hook up with Harley Quinn Smith, Kevin Smith's daughter...or at least share therapists...
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 2:01 AM
please dont make a mockery of what proc has done here
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 2:11 AM
And tonight, we look at Shermer, Illinois....
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 3:11 AM
What nobody has considered is that as a son of a big shot actor,little Kal-El is likely to become a bully rather than be bullied!
Posted By: Anonymous One Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 3:43 AM
At least Harley sounds normal.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 4:56 AM
....for a motorcycle, you mean?
Posted By: Grimm Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 8:09 AM
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the G-man said:
Didn't one of the DC Superman artists, Jon Bogdanove, I think, also name his kid "Kal-el"?

Anyone think Nic is still bitter about losing the Superman role?




yes. and yes.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 8:10 AM
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Nowhereman said:
Yes he is a comic geek.
The surname Cage was taken from Luke Cage.
He has put his name forward for just about any comic book movie rumoured to be produced.
So far he has been linked to both Iron Man & Supes,but finally managed to land the role of Ghost Rider.




sucks to be a Ghost Rider fan.
Posted By: Grimm Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 8:11 AM
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harleykwin said:
Kal-El? That's up there with naming your kid "Apple"...




*quietly scratches "Apple Grimmonowski" off list. . .*
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 8:51 AM
I picture nick cage for the role of Uatu the Watcher!

Or as that huge-foreheaded villain from Hulk
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 8:51 AM
Betty Ross?
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-05 9:02 AM
tat's the one!
Posted By: David Arquette Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:25 AM
nobody must know what i named my kid...
Posted By: PJP Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:26 AM
Chandler Bing?
Posted By: David Arquette Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:27 AM
im not even sure if i have a son or a dauhgter
Posted By: PJP Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:30 AM
check to see if it has a wee wee or a hoo hoo.
Posted By: David Arquette Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:30 AM
my wife wont let me near it says it would be a jinx on its career
Posted By: PJP Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:32 AM
Dude you were the bomb in Never Been Kissed.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:38 AM
it bombed, all right.
Posted By: David Arquette Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-08 4:44 AM
i kmnow!
Posted By: Anonymous One Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-10 2:29 PM
You do know that both the character and the motorcycle companys' names had to come from somewhere right?
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-11 1:20 AM
The Harley of Harley Davidson was a surname,not a forename!
That would be like someone calling their kid Kamphausen or Batty!
Posted By: Anonymous One Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-11 9:44 AM
Kamphausen is actually a good forename. I would name my kid that if someone paid me.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-11 3:37 PM
You want your kid to be gay?
Posted By: Anonymous One Re: Nicolas Cage has a kid - 2005-10-11 3:54 PM
No, but if it happens I'll support him through it.
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