***RKMBS SURVIVOR*** (Week One) - 2005-05-21 7:24 PM
"Eighteen people have joined us here today, in the south Matta-Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang seas."
"Our destination: the unholy and sodomistic outskirts of the RKMBS."
"Locals call it a lair of unclean spirits and unwelcome...perhaps even banned...refugees, who come here looking to escape the overwhelming pressure of conformity and good taste. They say it is unlivable, citing that even the smallest of personalities do not escape being devoured by homosexual inneundo, and tired dick jokes."
"They say it is home to a number of strange, forbidden creatures...most notably, the sweaty lump of molestation that is the legendary thing called 'LLance'. Visitors should be wary of his touch...giggly like the Pillsbury Doughboy, but, the smell...the smell lasts a lifetime."
"But, the RKMBS is also home to another local legend. One that permeats and shadows the entire land. He is said to stand fifty-feet-high, and shoot fire from his arse...possessed of a wisdom unseen since the days of Solomon the Great....and an inherent knowledge of Batman that rivals the greatest of Fanboys."
"Some locals would have you believe he is a stranded traveler from the future. Others would convince you he is the beast of Biblical endtimes. And, one lone female from New Jersey would declare him to be a sexual powerhouse, with skills to pay the bills."
"Whatever the truth, he is called, simply, 'Rob'."
"And, these eighteen brave...perhaps foolish...souls are about to spend the next thirty days in his home."
"They are alone, with no help from anyone but each other."
"And, one by one, they choose to eliminate the other, until, there is only one left..."
"...one survivor of the RKMBS..."
"I'm Jeff Pro. Welcome to Gob Island."
-[cue faux tribal music from an 80's synthesizer, adding a snare beat for no apparent reason]-
Balloon Knot
BeardGuy 57
BSAMS
Chewy Walrus
Chris Oakley
Crawfordcrow
DarkKnight316
Glacier16
Joe Mama
Klinton
MrJLA
Nowhereman
PenWing
PJP
Rex
Sneaky Bunny
StupidDoog
Uschi
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"Welcome."
"I'll be your host for this game. If you have any questions, I'll be back in my suite, getting head from some nice intern named Larry.....I mean, Linda. Right."
"Anyway, the RULES to the game are simple:
In the end, I will do my best to try and keep track of Alt-ID use. But, I cannot fully eliminate it. I'm hoping that everyone will just play fair, and enjoy the sport of a simple game. If you have some innate desire to impress others with your ability to cheat, well, there's nothing I can do to stop you. But, keep in mind, if I think the game has been won by using Alt-ID's, I retain the right to ask Rob to not award the final prize. Just a thought.
If there are no questions, let's begin...
TASK ONE
-To begin, let's do something simple.
I wants each of you to post your real name, and, simply convince everyone why you should be the ultimate RKMBS Survivor. Please, keep it shorter than fifty-words.
Let the games begin....
This Task Ends on Friday, May 26, 2005
"Our destination: the unholy and sodomistic outskirts of the RKMBS."
"Locals call it a lair of unclean spirits and unwelcome...perhaps even banned...refugees, who come here looking to escape the overwhelming pressure of conformity and good taste. They say it is unlivable, citing that even the smallest of personalities do not escape being devoured by homosexual inneundo, and tired dick jokes."
"They say it is home to a number of strange, forbidden creatures...most notably, the sweaty lump of molestation that is the legendary thing called 'LLance'. Visitors should be wary of his touch...giggly like the Pillsbury Doughboy, but, the smell...the smell lasts a lifetime."
"But, the RKMBS is also home to another local legend. One that permeats and shadows the entire land. He is said to stand fifty-feet-high, and shoot fire from his arse...possessed of a wisdom unseen since the days of Solomon the Great....and an inherent knowledge of Batman that rivals the greatest of Fanboys."
"Some locals would have you believe he is a stranded traveler from the future. Others would convince you he is the beast of Biblical endtimes. And, one lone female from New Jersey would declare him to be a sexual powerhouse, with skills to pay the bills."
"Whatever the truth, he is called, simply, 'Rob'."
"And, these eighteen brave...perhaps foolish...souls are about to spend the next thirty days in his home."
"They are alone, with no help from anyone but each other."
"And, one by one, they choose to eliminate the other, until, there is only one left..."
"...one survivor of the RKMBS..."
"I'm Jeff Pro. Welcome to Gob Island."
-[cue faux tribal music from an 80's synthesizer, adding a snare beat for no apparent reason]-
Balloon Knot
BeardGuy 57
BSAMS
Chewy Walrus
Chris Oakley
Crawfordcrow
DarkKnight316
Glacier16
Joe Mama
Klinton
MrJLA
Nowhereman
PenWing
PJP
Rex
Sneaky Bunny
StupidDoog
Uschi
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"Welcome."
"I'll be your host for this game. If you have any questions, I'll be back in my suite, getting head from some nice intern named Larry.....I mean, Linda. Right."
"Anyway, the RULES to the game are simple:
- IMMUNITY POLL
-I will set a task up in a thread. That task-thread will be active and
open for exactly FIVE (5) days from the time I start it.
Whatever task I assign you will be up to you to complete in that alloted
time period. Any and all answers/accomplishments will be posted in that
thread and/or PMed to me (I will state which when I assign the task).
At the end of that task, I will then create an adjacent 'IMMUNITY POLL', where each of you will vote for who you think performed the best, or,
gave the best results. The winning vote will give that person immunity
from the 'Survivor Vote' that will come once the immunity has been cho-
sen. Each 'IMMUNITY POLL' will be open for FIVE (5) days from the
moment I start it. And, take note, if you don't participate in the
tasks, that's up to you. This is for everyone else to decide whether to
keep you around or not. - SURVIVOR POLL
-Once the immunity has been chosen, a poll will be set up, and every
player will have the chance to vote one of their own off. Each 'SURVIVOR
POLL' will last for FIVE (5) days from the moment I create it. All
results are final, and I will have the final say if there is a dis-
crepancy due to Alt-Id cheating.
(NOTE: The time lengths of the polls/tasks may be altered once games begin, but ONLY if it is a majority consensus. We have to be flexible with the length the polls are open, as most people have lives outside of this, and may not have a chance to vote. If for any reason anyone cannot make a vote in time, or, if five days are up, and I see we are missing at least one person's vote, I will bring it forward to be decided whether to keep the poll open to wait, or not.) - VOTING
-When you make your vote on the poll, you MUST either (A) reply in
the given thread, simply with the word "VOTED", or, (B) send me a PM
that states the same. If you do not confirm your vote either way, it
will be considered an Alt-Vote, and subtracted from the whole.
In the end, I will do my best to try and keep track of Alt-ID use. But, I cannot fully eliminate it. I'm hoping that everyone will just play fair, and enjoy the sport of a simple game. If you have some innate desire to impress others with your ability to cheat, well, there's nothing I can do to stop you. But, keep in mind, if I think the game has been won by using Alt-ID's, I retain the right to ask Rob to not award the final prize. Just a thought.
If there are no questions, let's begin...
-To begin, let's do something simple.
I wants each of you to post your real name, and, simply convince everyone why you should be the ultimate RKMBS Survivor. Please, keep it shorter than fifty-words.
Let the games begin....