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beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:



"outside, before the montel williams show, lord vader is 99.999% sure he is not her father"

ok! top that!

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

Pete Townshed hits an new low in his attempts to research a "book".

You handle a saber quite nicely, want to chill sometime, naked?

Your disguise can't fool me, Yoda!

Backstage at the Star Trek convention...

(little Girl) Why's It all Red?
(Darth Vader) Cause it's been up Jaburgs Ass.

"fuckin' lucas!!!"

Trooper:"Dont worry Lord Vader,if she starts getting the upper hand,I'll shoot the bitch!"

"You have learned much, young... Ally, was it? Right, Ally... but you are not a Jedi yet."

"I played Richard III! Five curtain calls!"