Here's a game I thought you guys would like. Post a famous quote, but change one word to "monkey". Hilarity should ensue.
I'll go first: You will believe a monkey can fly.
Hmmm.
"With great power, comes great monkeys."
Dear Gob, she's... she's right.
Im Not Mister Monkey
Hilarity...
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your monkey."
"Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my man can fly."
Wait, I think I got this wrong...
Four score and seven monkeys ago...
Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey, monkey monkey monkey, monkey monkey!
Monkey monkey "Monkey monkey monkey" monkey monkey!
I thought it would be funnier to replace every word with monkey!
I was right!
Monkey!
baconfucking cockgay monkey.
Why bring Snarf into this?
i didn't mention virgin monkeys that are going bald!
"Dec. 7, 1941 - a date which will live in monkey"
I wanna be your monkey baby
I wanna be your ape
I wanna be your monkey baby
I wanna be your ape
Treat me like no other monkey
Like no other ape
Treat you like no other money
Like no other ape
I wanna be your ape
I wanna be your ape
I wanna be your ape
I wanna be your -- a-ape
i am hairy and i can pick stuff up with my feet!
Big deal. URG am do that all ther live long day.
"four score and seven monkeys ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new monkey, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all monkey's are created equal."
MONKYfucking snakes on a MONKEYfucking plane
Dude, you're gettin' a monkey!
I can't believe I ate the whole monkey.
Dad is great, givin us chocolate monkey
The monkey...is out there.