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Posted By: rex Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 10:08 AM
I'm drunk, got today off work and get to see Toad The Wet Sprocket in concert tonight.

Its gonna be a good day.
Posted By: notwedge Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 10:34 AM
happy drunkday!
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 10:44 AM
Happy Ultimate Day!
Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 10:54 AM
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MisterJLA said:
Happy Ultimate Day!



nerd
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 11:36 AM





Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 1:22 PM
Happy birthday! Try not to "Walk on the Ocean" of your own corrosive vomit.
Posted By: PJP Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 2:40 PM
WHOA Crawford Crow sighting!


Happy Birthday rex!


We all chipped in and bought you a pack of
























cigarettes!




























you thought I was going to say socks didn't you!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 3:49 PM
Happy Birthday, Rex. I'd send you an ecard, but I've been hurt before.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 3:59 PM
yeah, i'd send you the 13" dong i bought elisa but i think you'd enjoy that.
Posted By: Glacier16 Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 4:13 PM
So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?


Happy birthday, brain jonu..jopo...BJ!
Posted By: PJP Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 4:14 PM
BJ!!!

Happy Birthday Blow Job!
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 4:20 PM
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PJP said:
BJ!!!

Happy Birthday Blow Job!




It's the Blow Job's birthday?? Impossible! Blow Jobs never grow old.
Posted By: PJP Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 4:21 PM
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crawfordcrow said:
Quote:

PJP said:
BJ!!!

Happy Birthday Blow Job!




It's the Blow Job's birthday?? Impossible! Blow Jobs never grow old.


One million RACK Points!
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 4:49 PM
Quote:

crawfordcrow said:
Happy birthday! Try not to "Walk on the Ocean" of your own corrosive vomit.




Hey!
Its that one guy that posted here before!
Posted By: kathleen Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 6:16 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 6:17 PM
Happy birthday, Rex. Just how old are you now?
Posted By: Rob Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 6:24 PM
socksy socksday, woolcotton!
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 6:45 PM
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Rob Kamphausen said:
socksy socksday, woolcotton!




No...his girlfriend's birthday is next week.
Posted By: Rob Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 6:46 PM
oh.

alright then, just happy birfday to regular rex.
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 6:47 PM
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kathleen said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!




The second s in sunshine is not capitalized. Please use more enthusiasm for my birthday.
Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53 Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 7:04 PM
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rex said:
Quote:

kathleen said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!




The second s in sunshine is not capitalized. Please use more enthusiasm for my birthday.






How's that?
Posted By: Fused Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 7:10 PM
Right on, man. Cheers.
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 7:29 PM
Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 7:59 PM
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harleykwin said:
Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!




Y'know what'd be a GREAT gift for Rex? Boobies!

















































I mean a picture of yours. Rex sees enough of his own.
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 8:02 PM
Joe Mama is correct.
Posted By: harleykwin Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-11 8:04 PM
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Joe Mama said:
Quote:

harleykwin said:
Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!




Y'know what'd be a GREAT gift for Rex? Boobies!

















































I mean a picture of yours. Rex sees enough of his own.




I'm having a flashback to doc's birthday thread....
Posted By: Beardguy57 Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 12:35 AM
Happy Birthday, Rex.
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 12:53 AM
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Posted By: Uschi Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 2:42 AM
Happy Birthday! I bought you a sock!
Posted By: The Time Trust Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 5:00 AM
Happy birthday, Oregonian.
Posted By: Ariel AKA Warp Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 8:21 AM
happy
Posted By: Jeremy Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 8:51 AM
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thedoctor said:
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KZK6RISIuPU"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KZK6RISIuPU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>




I love that sketch!
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 9:31 AM
I just got back from the concert. Toad fucking rocked. I'm fucking tired. I need sleep.
Posted By: crawfordcrow Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 12:28 PM
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rex said:
I just got back from the concert. Toad fucking rocked. I'm fucking tired. I need sleep.




Sweet! I'd love to see them live. Glad to hear it was great.
Posted By: Blurr Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 7:36 PM
crawfordcrow??

crawfordcrowyourealiveyourealiveohmygoodnessohmyheavensohmygraciousnessillbesuperamalgamatedicantbelievethiscanyoubelievethisthisiscrawfordcrownobodyholdsacandletoyounobodynobodynobody!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 9:42 PM
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Uschi said:
Happy Birthday! I bought you a sock!




I want you to be my sock!
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-12 9:55 PM
hasn't the girl lived through enough pain.
Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 2:32 AM
You know who would have liked this thread?
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 3:08 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
hasn't the girl lived through enough pain.




Something that small wouldn't even be felt...let alone cause any pain, I would think.
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 3:23 AM
My review of the concert.

I've literally been waiting fourteen years to see Toad in concert. I've been a fan since "All I want" came out my freshman year in high school.

Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket has had to
have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of
Finland. Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a
motorcycle. "Fell off the back of a motorcyclist, most likely," quipped ace
drummer Jumbo McCluney upon hearing of the accident. Plans are already
afoot for a major tour of Iceland.

Thats a Monty python skit they got their name from, and its also where I got my rexstardust name from.

They "officially" broke up eight years ago because they didn't agree musically anymore. The lead singer started putting out his own albums, which are great. Two of the other members formed a band called Lapdog, which I don't care for that much.

Every couple years they get back together to tour. Its pure luck that they had a concert here in Eugene on my birthday. They came on stage a little after eight and the crowd went crazy. Almost everyone rushed to the front of the stage, including me. By that time I had a great buzz going and I was four or five people back, almost in the center. They started with "Somethings Always Wrong" which is probably their best song and my favorite. The second song was "Whatever I fear" which is my second favorite song. I can't remember the order of songs after that but every song was great live. They didn't sing some songs I really wanted to hear but I still loved every second. The whole crowd was singing along and so was I, thats something I never do. I blame the beer.

It was the best concert I have ever been to. Probably one of the greatest moments of my life. They are still touring and if you can, go see them. You will not be disappointed.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 3:32 AM
Unless of course you dont like them!
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 5:38 AM
Or someone kills your girlfriend when you're walking back from the concert. Did you ever consider that, rex? No, of course you didn't. Self-centered fuck.
Posted By: crazy drunk reax Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:21 AM
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Or someone kills your girlfriend when you're walking back from the concert. Did you ever consider that, rex? No, of course you didn't. Self-centered fuck.




Wait!
I have a girlfriend?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:24 AM
Not after the night of the concert, no.
Posted By: crazy drunk reax Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:29 AM
I had some hot chick tell me I had a great singing voice. I dopn't know if thats a good thing or not.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:31 AM
Real men can't sign. She was calling you gay.
Posted By: crazy drunk reax Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:38 AM
My point is that a woman was talking to me.
Pay attention reax!
Posted By: crazy drunk reax Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:41 AM
Quote:

sneaky bunny said:
yeah, i'd send you the 13" dong i bought elisa but i think you'd enjoy that.




You could always take pics of you using it on yourself and send them to me.
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:43 AM
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Real men can't sign.




Bullshit. I sign paychecks every week.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:57 AM
Real men use stamps.
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 9:12 AM
Do they lick stamps or can they use sponges?
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 9:19 AM
They can use stamps but they can't lick sponges, otherwise bubbles come out of their mouths when they sing.
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 10:11 AM
I'll just get Merman or Seaspray to do the sponge licking for me. They won't mind.
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 7:51 PM
Are their paychecks juicy enough that they won't feel embarassed when they sing the number, though?
Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-13 8:27 PM
Rich and juicy at that.
Posted By: PrincessElisa Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 4:57 AM
HEY REXYS!!!!!!!! I finally get around to posting somewhat late but hey better late then never!

Hope your birhtday rocked....sounds like it was MUCH better than mine os congrts
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:00 AM
It would have been better if you would have posted some dirty pics you took with that expensive camera sneaky bought you.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:03 AM
or died.
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:04 AM
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PrincessElisa said:
sounds like it was MUCH better than mine os congrts




Jeff finally woke up and dumped your ass? I mean, did he have to do it on your birthday though? That's just rude...
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:07 AM
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
or died.



heh
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:07 AM
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klinton said:
Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
sounds like it was MUCH better than mine os congrts




Jeff finally woke up and dumped your ass? I mean, did he have to do it on your birthday though? That's just rude...



well we all can't be you and get shitfaced, join a voice chat then argue with dan the whole night.
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:08 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
well we all can't be you and get shitfaced, join a voice chat then argue with dan the whole night.






Fair enough....
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:17 AM
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klinton said:
Quote:

sneaky bunny said:
well we all can't be you and get shitfaced, join a voice chat then argue with dan the whole night.






Fair enough....



fuck, that shit needs to be a movie...

"fuck you bitch. no. no. I'm through, i'm fucking through"
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:19 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
fuck, that shit needs to be a movie...

"fuck you bitch. no. no. I'm through, i'm fucking through"






Stop it!
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:21 AM
I still want a voice clip of Dan saying, "We surrender. Please take our Jews."
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:32 AM
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Joe Mama said:
I still want a voice clip of Dan saying, "We surrender. Please take our Jews."







Fuck, I want that! Shan, do you have this shit saved?
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:44 AM
no - couldn't figure otu the software.

found a new program, next voice chat.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:45 AM
Dammit...oh well, I'll just have to think of more things for him to say.
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:45 AM
Pig iron is getting broadband in two days, we have to have a chat with him then.
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:46 AM
I take it his financial woes are over? Ist gut.
Posted By: sneaky bunny Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:47 AM
are we sure he has a mic, let alone ican be sober enough for a second to figure it out?
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:48 AM
Get in the AIM chat room and ask him!
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:49 AM
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sneaky bunny said:
are we sure he has a mic, let alone ican be sober enough for a second to figure it out?




He has a mic.
Posted By: klinton Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 5:20 PM
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sneaky bunny said:
let alone ican be sober enough for a second to figure it out?




You can work that shit no matter how drunk you are.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-14 10:45 PM
Happy Lame 90's Band Day, Reax!!

Sorry it's so late....just got back...
Posted By: rex Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-15 5:36 AM
Sorry I don't obsess over Lynnard Skynard like all of you southerers. I actually have taste.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Its my birthday! - 2006-08-15 6:09 AM
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rex said:
Lynnard Skynard




LMFAO!!!!

Oh, if you only actually knew me...
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