I'm drunk, got today off work and get to see Toad The Wet Sprocket in concert tonight.
Its gonna be a good day.
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MisterJLA said:
Happy Ultimate Day!
nerd
Happy birthday! Try not to "Walk on the Ocean" of your own corrosive vomit.
WHOA Crawford Crow sighting!
Happy Birthday rex!
We all chipped in and bought you a pack of
cigarettes!
you thought I was going to say socks didn't you!
Happy Birthday, Rex. I'd send you an ecard, but I've been hurt before.
yeah, i'd send you the 13" dong i bought elisa but i think you'd enjoy that.
So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
Happy birthday, brain jonu..jopo...BJ!
BJ!!!
Happy Birthday Blow Job!
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PJP said:
BJ!!!
Happy Birthday Blow Job!
It's the Blow Job's birthday?? Impossible! Blow Jobs never grow old.
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crawfordcrow said:
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PJP said:
BJ!!!
Happy Birthday Blow Job!
It's the Blow Job's birthday?? Impossible! Blow Jobs never grow old.
One million RACK Points!
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crawfordcrow said:
Happy birthday! Try not to "Walk on the Ocean" of your own corrosive vomit.
Hey!
Its that one guy that posted here before!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!
Happy birthday, Rex. Just how old are you now?
socksy socksday, woolcotton!
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Rob Kamphausen said:
socksy socksday, woolcotton!
No...his girlfriend's birthday is next week.
oh.
alright then, just happy birfday to regular rex.
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kathleen said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!
The second s in sunshine is not capitalized. Please use more enthusiasm for my birthday.
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rex said:
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kathleen said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNsHINE MUFFIN!!
The second s in sunshine is not capitalized. Please use more enthusiasm for my birthday.
How's that?
Happy Birthday, rex!
Go get drunk and enjoy the show!
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harleykwin said:
Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!
Y'know what'd be a GREAT gift for Rex? Boobies!
I mean a picture of yours. Rex sees enough of his own.
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Joe Mama said:
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harleykwin said:
Happy Birthday, rex! Go get drunk and enjoy the show!
Y'know what'd be a GREAT gift for Rex? Boobies!
I mean a picture of yours. Rex sees enough of his own.
I'm having a flashback to doc's birthday thread....
Happy Birthday! I bought you a sock!
Happy birthday, Oregonian.
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thedoctor said:
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I love that sketch!
I just got back from the concert. Toad fucking rocked. I'm fucking tired. I need sleep.
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rex said:
I just got back from the concert. Toad fucking rocked. I'm fucking tired. I need sleep.
Sweet! I'd love to see them live. Glad to hear it was great.
crawfordcrow??
crawfordcrowyourealiveyourealiveohmygoodnessohmyheavensohmygraciousnessillbesuperamalgamatedicantbelievethiscanyoubelievethisthisiscrawfordcrownobodyholdsacandletoyounobodynobodynobody!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uschi said:
Happy Birthday! I bought you a sock!
I want you to be my sock!
hasn't the girl lived through enough pain.
You know who would have liked this thread?
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sneaky bunny said:
hasn't the girl lived through enough pain.
Something that small wouldn't even be felt...let alone cause any pain, I would think.
My review of the concert.
I've literally been waiting fourteen years to see Toad in concert. I've been a fan since "All I want" came out my freshman year in high school.
Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket has had to
have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of
Finland. Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a
motorcycle. "Fell off the back of a motorcyclist, most likely," quipped ace
drummer Jumbo McCluney upon hearing of the accident. Plans are already
afoot for a major tour of Iceland.
Thats a Monty python skit they got their name from, and its also where I got my rexstardust name from.
They "officially" broke up eight years ago because they didn't agree musically anymore. The lead singer started putting out his own albums, which are great. Two of the other members formed a band called Lapdog, which I don't care for that much.
Every couple years they get back together to tour. Its pure luck that they had a concert here in Eugene on my birthday. They came on stage a little after eight and the crowd went crazy. Almost everyone rushed to the front of the stage, including me. By that time I had a great buzz going and I was four or five people back, almost in the center. They started with "Somethings Always Wrong" which is probably their best song and my favorite. The second song was "Whatever I fear" which is my second favorite song. I can't remember the order of songs after that but every song was great live. They didn't sing some songs I really wanted to hear but I still loved every second. The whole crowd was singing along and so was I, thats something I never do. I blame the beer.
It was the best concert I have ever been to. Probably one of the greatest moments of my life. They are still touring and if you can, go see them. You will not be disappointed.
Unless of course you dont like them!
Or someone kills your girlfriend when you're walking back from the concert. Did you ever consider that, rex? No, of course you didn't. Self-centered fuck.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Or someone kills your girlfriend when you're walking back from the concert. Did you ever consider that, rex? No, of course you didn't. Self-centered fuck.
Wait!
I have a girlfriend?
Not after the night of the concert, no.
I had some hot chick tell me I had a great singing voice. I dopn't know if thats a good thing or not.
Real men can't sign. She was calling you gay.
My point is that a woman was talking to me.
Pay attention reax!
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sneaky bunny said:
yeah, i'd send you the 13" dong i bought elisa but i think you'd enjoy that.
You could always take pics of you using it on yourself and send them to me.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Real men can't sign.
Bullshit. I sign paychecks every week.
Do they lick stamps or can they use sponges?
They can use stamps but they can't lick sponges, otherwise bubbles come out of their mouths when they sing.
I'll just get Merman or Seaspray to do the sponge licking for me. They won't mind.
Are their paychecks juicy enough that they won't feel embarassed when they sing the number, though?
HEY REXYS!!!!!!!! I finally get around to posting somewhat late but hey better late then never!
Hope your birhtday rocked....sounds like it was MUCH better than mine os congrts
It would have been better if you would have posted some dirty pics you took with that expensive camera sneaky bought you.
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PrincessElisa said:
sounds like it was MUCH better than mine os congrts
Jeff finally woke up and dumped your ass? I mean, did he have to do it on your birthday though? That's just rude...
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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
or died.
heh
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klinton said:
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PrincessElisa said:
sounds like it was MUCH better than mine os congrts
Jeff finally woke up and dumped your ass? I mean, did he have to do it on your birthday though? That's just rude...
well we all can't be you and get shitfaced, join a voice chat then argue with dan the whole night.
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sneaky bunny said:
well we all can't be you and get shitfaced, join a voice chat then argue with dan the whole night.
Fair enough....
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klinton said:
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sneaky bunny said:
well we all can't be you and get shitfaced, join a voice chat then argue with dan the whole night.
Fair enough....
fuck, that shit needs to be a movie...
"fuck you bitch. no. no. I'm through, i'm fucking through"
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sneaky bunny said:
fuck, that shit needs to be a movie...
"fuck you bitch. no. no. I'm through, i'm fucking through"
Stop it!
I still want a voice clip of Dan saying, "We surrender. Please take our Jews."
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Joe Mama said:
I still want a voice clip of Dan saying, "We surrender. Please take our Jews."
Fuck, I want that! Shan, do you have this shit saved?
no - couldn't figure otu the software.
found a new program, next voice chat.
Dammit...oh well, I'll just have to think of more things for him to say.
Pig iron is getting broadband in two days, we have to have a chat with him then.
I take it his financial woes are over? Ist gut.
are we sure he has a mic, let alone ican be sober enough for a second to figure it out?
Get in the AIM chat room and ask him!
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sneaky bunny said:
are we sure he has a mic, let alone ican be sober enough for a second to figure it out?
He has a mic.
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sneaky bunny said:
let alone ican be sober enough for a second to figure it out?
You can work that shit no matter how drunk you are.
Happy Lame 90's Band Day, Reax!!
Sorry it's so late....just got back...
Sorry I don't obsess over Lynnard Skynard like all of you southerers. I actually have taste.
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rex said:
Lynnard Skynard
LMFAO!!!!
Oh, if you only actually knew me...