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Posted By: rex dude jerks it too hard, catches on fire - 2011-04-14 9:52 PM
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man...2#ixzz1JVxrrcbE

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A MAN caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported.

Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.

The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.

"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.

Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames.

Posted By: thedoctor Re: dude jerks it too hard, catches on fire - 2011-04-14 10:11 PM
Poor Snarf.
Posted By: rex Re: dude jerks it too hard, catches on fire - 2011-04-14 10:49 PM
Since this happened in San Francisco its safe to assume that he was a flamer.
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: dude jerks it too hard, catches on fire - 2011-04-14 10:53 PM
A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, roasting to death while watching lezbo porn... that's the way I wanna go!
And what is your knowledge how he was even touching himself with either hand? Which side of the porn cam were you on? In quiring minds and Tom Brokaw want to know.
it is safe to say I was scarcely acquainted with the beloved female!

-snarf
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