Women suck, there's no use talking about or to them...

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And expecting to create any sort of intrigue in the process. All they do is talk and brag about themselves, and whenever they don't, they expect you to make a subject. One of the only logical women in the world Mia had phrased it nicely when she said something along the lines of silences between two people being a good sign....Of course this was two hours before she ODed (stupid bitch). They're not fun to be around. I've met a precious few worth talking to, and they might as well have been one of the guys (except they had more shapely figures).

And while I'm on it: What the hell is it with every guy's urge to "find someone"? As I heard Snarf say, "I'm going to fucking die alone!!" So bloody fuckin' what?

Why does a woman have to be apart of the equation when dying? Why do you care if you die alone if it doesn't even matter in the end? Why do you care where your illusion of love comes from when it's all fabrication in the first place? A simple conglomerance of pheremones and etiquette. With the type of flawd reasoning these stupid ass hopeless romantics are throwing around, "true" love could come from any direction you point at.

This obsession is pathetic and a true shame on my sex--I mean, I may MAKE myself more and more miserable each day with the growing weight of depression on my shoulders so I can distinguish the fundamentals of purpose and my views of worth while goals in life like these jerks do. But at least I do it in style and not to mention more sensically.

You're already worthless and pathetic enough without biting the emotion hook son. Catch a fucking clue and work towards infinitely more important things (i.e. anything but women or "romance"/"true love" in general).

Wow. Do you volunteer for suicide hotlines to keep people from killing themselves or to actually encourage them?

Well Pariah, you are correct in many ways.

But, you forgot to mention one thing.

Everything we do, everything we care about, is all for the purpose of sex.

Love, which everyone holds so dear, is just humanity's way of putting a happy, socially acceptible face on fucking. The cavemen were more honest about it, when they would just hit some bitch over tyhe head, drag her off, and drop their seed. No fancy stones set in rings, no proclaimations of love, no spending hundreds of dollars for the vain chance of getting a piece, just honest sex.

The day we let women control the output of pussy in this world was the day the downfall of humanity began. This is why Prostitution is so much more honest... a set price for goods and services. None of this "take me out to a broadway show, then a a fancy dinner, and maybe I'll let you kiss me goodnight" bullshit... no, sir, you pay the woman a preset amount of money, get your pussy, and go about your life. Honest, quick, and cheaper in the longrun. Definitely cheaper than wining and dining a bitch, or marrying her and having kids.

Women are soft and smell nice...

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad!!!

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Pariah said:
One of the only logical women in the world Mia had phrased it nicely when she said something along the lines of silences between two people being a good sign....Of course this was two hours before she ODed (stupid bitch).

And of course that was actually Quentin Tarantino talking...

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First National Bastard said:
Well Pariah, you are correct in many ways.

But, you forgot to mention one thing.

Everything we do, everything we care about, is all for the purpose of sex.

Love, which everyone holds so dear, is just humanity's way of putting a happy, socially acceptible face on fucking. The cavemen were more honest about it, when they would just hit some bitch over tyhe head, drag her off, and drop their seed. No fancy stones set in rings, no proclaimations of love, no spending hundreds of dollars for the vain chance of getting a piece, just honest sex.

The day we let women control the output of pussy in this world was the day the downfall of humanity began. This is why Prostitution is so much more honest... a set price for goods and services. None of this "take me out to a broadway show, then a a fancy dinner, and maybe I'll let you kiss me goodnight" bullshit... no, sir, you pay the woman a preset amount of money, get your pussy, and go about your life. Honest, quick, and cheaper in the longrun. Definitely cheaper than wining and dining a bitch, or marrying her and having kids.

love is not only social it is also chemical. Pheremones make us attracted to women and make us love them and feel attatched to them. So its just not for the sex.

But....I love you, Pariah.

Not all of us our souless.

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winged creature said:
love is not only social it is also chemical. Pheremones make us attracted to women and make us love them and feel attatched to them. So its just not for the sex.

Actually, you just proved my point.

What is the point of that attraction? Sex. To Procreate. To produce useless, mewling spawn to assure the survival of the human race.

Love is still just a pretty face we put on the urge to fuck.

And if you want to argue the attachment thing... if a woman is giving you steady pussy, you're gonna stay around as long as she's putting out! It's only logical!

Can't you all see?!?!?!?

Man, and I thought I was being mopey....

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love is not only social it is also chemical. Pheremones make us attracted to women and make us love them and feel attatched to them. So its just not for the sex.

Pheremones make us attracted, but those pheremones don't create the "socialness". THAT is made solely from prime enemy number 1: Etiquette.

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Stareena said:
But....I love you, Pariah.

Not all of us our souless.

You can't be trusted.

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King Snarf said:
Man, and I thought I was being mopey....

Who's moping. I'm being informative.

..and I'm being bitter!

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Kristogar Velo said:
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Pariah said:
One of the only logical women in the world Mia had phrased it nicely when she said something along the lines of silences between two people being a good sign....Of course this was two hours before she ODed (stupid bitch).

And of course that was actually Quentin Tarantino talking...

Good call.

I thought I was a jaded motherfucker!

with as much as you kiss ass and suck up to the women here, there's no way you could ever qualify as bitter, jaded, or anything other than a hopeless romantic.

Now go off and pine for something that's unreal, while us real men talk hate!

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TK-069 said:
Wow. Do you volunteer for suicide hotlines to keep people from killing themselves or to actually encourage them?

Well, let's just put it this way. Shiunji Watanabe is a big hero of mine.

...is he of any relation to Gedde Watanabe, he who was Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles, Kuni in UHF, And co-star of the 1986 movie Gung-Ho?

Suicide is Painless......HONEST!

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First National Bastard said:
with as much as you kiss ass and suck up to the women here, there's no way you could ever qualify as bitter, jaded, or anything other than a hopeless romantic.

Hopeless romantic? You take that back!

KILL ALL WOMEN!!

and then we start building cloning facilities

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Chant said:
KILL ALL WOMEN!!

and then we start building cloning facilities

Although I don't think such use of the cloning science should be condoned, it beats the alternative of having to deal with women.

OK,just a wild stab in the dark here...you're either in the midst of a bad relationship or just getting out of one.Right or wrong?
If I'm wrong,I'll just shut up.

Nope, I steer clear of all relationships. I've seen what they've done to drama drag queens. I made a decision to stay the fuck away. But I do talk to a lot of women From both experiences, I come to the conclusions I've posted.

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Stareena said:
But....I love you, Pariah.

da hell?!?!?!

So how the hell are you gonna have a relationship without the drama? There's always a smidgeon of it even in the most "perfect" of relationships.

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Stareena said:
But....I love you, Pariah.

da hell?!?!?!

Get over it. I clearly have the bigger wang.

Chung?

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TK-069 said:
So how the hell are you gonna have a relationship without the drama? There's always a smidgeon of it even in the most "perfect" of relationships.

Well..............Okay, here; if I was to ever have a relationship that had even a smidgeon of drama, it would have to mirror Tyler's relationship with Marla.

OR

Nandaba and Haruko's relationship. (FLCL)

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TK-069 said:
Chung?

Shut your hole!

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Pariah said:
Nandaba and Haruko's relationship. (FLCL)

...rrrright.

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TK-069 said:
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Pariah said:
Nandaba and Haruko's relationship. (FLCL)

...rrrright.

What? There's drama there.

This thread made me laugh out loud, something i NEVER do... !
Pariah: I thought the Joker was your role model? Even he gets his leg over now and again

*mumbles to Flamesword* Shut the fuck up!

Pay no attention to the wondering Brit, he's in league with the dragon.

Listen, nobody knows if Anarky is TRULY Joker's son or not. Max's mom is too looney to remember what happened, and there has been no DNA test. SO GET OFF IT!!

Yeah yeah yeah! Grabbing straws. Whatever.

I wasnt really refferring to Anarchy, Harley on the other hand...

How could he not have dicked an ass like that? Sure shes insane but i bet shes got some mad freaky skills in the sack

I dont care how obsessed the man is with Batman or crime, HE PUMPED THAT BOOTY!

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Flameswordsman said:

Sure shes insane but i bet shes got some mad freaky skills in the sack

Well...

I hate to be the party pooper, and god forbid that I rain on anyone's parade, but haven't we forgotten the obvious? Yes, women can be evil. Yes women can be heartless: Yes some of you guys are bitter and might actually deserve to be, but no matter how evil and heartless we are or how bitter we've made you feel.... Women still have all the pussy!

Well, the ones of us that are actually all woman. No mix and match parts that is.

Without us, and after a long period of time when masterbation starts to loose its thrill...someone's -- some guys hairy, wide flacid ass *No LLance Jokes Please....fuck it, add a LLance joke if you like* will start to look really good to you.

And as FNB says: It is all about getting the pussy.

I guess what it really boils down to is Anal sex with us [Women] or anal Sex with something that looks, feels, is built like, and most likely smell like you.

Is't real pussy better then man-pussy? ROFLMAO!! That sounded so freaking weird, yet I got a tingle from ttyping hat.

But some of you guys might enjoy that! If you do then I WANT PICTURES!!!

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Flameswordsman said:
I wasnt really refferring to Anarchy, Harley on the other hand...

How could he not have dicked an ass like that? Sure shes insane but i bet shes got some mad freaky skills in the sack

I dont care how obsessed the man is with Batman or crime, HE PUMPED THAT BOOTY!

Ah yes. But we know for a fact that he hasn't made it with Harley. And that's one of the only asses in the world I'd give up my celibacy to be with....if she really existed that is.

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Women suck, there's no use talking about or to them...

Funny, I always had the habit of blaming myself for my troubles with women...Maybe I should stop.

While I'm at it, I should also stop pursuing women. Yes, I screwed up yet again. Whether or not she had someone or just wasn't interested, can't tell. I just knew how to circumvent the "no" I sensed in the next sentence...So much for being the "smooth operator" everyone perceives me to be.

You know what really hurts? She's one of the good ones...someone any man with common sense would want to be with. Yet...never mind. What I was thinking wouldn't make much sense in writing, anyway.

Imagine being able to have any woman except the ones you wanted. That's my love life in a nutshell. That's the power women have over me...dangling the bait in front of me only to have me fall flat on my face when I try to grab it.

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Brian A. Ortiz said:
While I'm at it, I should also stop pursuing women.

Brian you finally starting to accept your identity!

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Brian A. Ortiz said:
While I'm at it, I should also stop pursuing women.

Brian you finally starting to accept your identity!

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britneyspearsatemyshorts said:
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
While I'm at it, I should also stop pursuing women.

Brian you finally starting to accept your identity!

You just said that.

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Brian A. Ortiz said:
While I'm at it, I should also stop pursuing women.

Brian you finally starting to accept your identity!

Shit, man! You really are the Guy Gardner of these boards! How much longer before you get phased out of continuity?

WHO'S THE GAY GARDENER?

he wants to phase my continuity! you kinky little minx i dont swing that way!

You skywrite their gigantic name and they look up and say. "Hm. Nice day."

It's all an act. It's not worth it, even if the whole quest is "getting the pussy". It's probably just a venus fly trap anyway.

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Princess Koriand'r said:
Well...

I hate to be the party pooper, and god forbid that I rain on anyone's parade, but haven't we forgotten the obvious? Yes, women can be evil. Yes women can be heartless: Yes some of you guys are bitter and might actually deserve to be, but no matter how evil and heartless we are or how bitter we've made you feel.... Women still have all the pussy!

Well, the ones of us that are actually all woman. No mix and match parts that is.

Without us, and after a long period of time when masterbation starts to loose its thrill...someone's -- some guys hairy, wide flacid ass *No LLance Jokes Please....fuck it, add a LLance joke if you like* will start to look really good to you.

And as FNB says: It is all about getting the pussy.

I guess what it really boils down to is Anal sex with us [Women] or anal Sex with something that looks, feels, is built like, and most likely smell like you.

Is't real pussy better then man-pussy? ROFLMAO!! That sounded so freaking weird, yet I got a tingle from ttyping hat.

But some of you guys might enjoy that! If you do then I WANT PICTURES!!!

Bitch! You ruined my thread of emotional darkening!!

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Princess Koriand'r said:
Well...Women still have all the pussy!

As much as I ever hate to say this. . .the woman is right. . .

Venus fly trap

I always thought it was pronounced "penis fly-trap".

A trap is a trap.

Ah, I remember this gem. When I felt like being nasty and informative.

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The Indestructible Man said:
Women are soft and smell nice...

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First National Bastard said:
with as much as you kiss ass and suck up to the women here, there's no way you could ever qualify as bitter, jaded, or anything other than a hopeless romantic.

Now go off and pine for something that's unreal, while us real men talk hate!

Wow.