Seems like alot of flirting going on lately amongst you all. So, either there are ladies up in hurr or you all are a bunch high ranking republicans expressing your inner most desires.

Sneaky
Uschi
CJ
Harley
Elisa

Who else?

I think we scared off all the other ones.

sneaky doesn't post here all that much, but she does unpin my threads when she's PMSing.............................

that's just her way of flirting with you.

clever

Does Penissa really still come here? 'Cause if not, we also can list Butter, Lor, um... Batwoman, Kimi...

STAREENA!

heh.

...Stareena, Wenchie and Bianca?

penissa only comes around to brag about things.

Bianca still owes me a peak at her boobs.

They're real and they're spectacular.............so are Butter's.

Sneaky
Uschi
CJ
Harley
Elisa
Lor-posted in December
Meeko-posted in December
Stareena
Wenchie
Bianca
Butter

Well, to all the ladies.

Hello, My name is Halo82, and I'm an egomaniacal asshole so it's only a matter of time before you are all putty in my hands.

Kidding.

I know about Butter's boobs, ass and other not-so-sexy parts.
Covered every curve of Stareena...
Even Wenchie showed me a few things.
EVERYONE SAW SNEAKS (& few saw Oosh).

uschi was kind enough to allow me to see em even though i am not yet worthy of the porn forum. for that she will always be remembered...

Sometimes, that German is OK...

yeah...

uh huh...

eh?

I barely knew her.

HAH! Math hater........

I still exist, just have been busy as of late!

We were talking about women.

Stareena sighting!

Joe Mama kissing!

HUZZAH!!!

How are ya?

He only answers that for people who use FIOS in the middle of the ocean.


wow, that means nothing to you...sorry.

it may take a month or 6 to catch up on the "in jokes". No worries.

The short answer is, "well." The long answer is, "Pretty durned good. How's by you?"





God bless Bunny.

Been better. But am a lot better too.

Now if only I can get Butter on here again...

You butter believe it!

Life would be good.

She's being shy these days.
Or sucking every available minute into the vortex that is Second Life.
But I'll see what I can do.

I just hope she's getting some, in which case, I am now going to live vicariously through her...so keep on keeping on Butter!

"getting some"?
She's married. Good luck her... *ba-dump-pssh*

Unless you mean cyber fucking on an deeply immersive and time-consuming Online RPG... then yeah. I'm sure her avatar's getting her back blown out on the daily.

Butter got married?




How long has have I been gone?




We're not in Vegas any more!




BTW...Loki got hit by a car. It was a bad year. I got another kitty though, reccently, her name is Salem.

It's been about two... two and a half years, now.


9836529605782396540219472985461240918614.09 months.


According to my calculations, you'll be back on the West Coast in about 22, 23 months and likely in the Southern California/Arizona area.

Or... possibly MAINE. Who the hell knows.




RIP Loki. I went to Salem during the summer. Oy vey. That's a doozy of a PM in the making.

Except that your PM box is full.

No fucking wonder. Time to delete all of Sneaky's nudes...

You could always just send 'em here. With the cards.

He does have all film rights...

True. I'm a very wealthy man. Bunny's my top earner.

EVERYONE HAS THE SAME SNEAKY NUDES.

But these cards are rarer than the napkins J.K. Rowling wrote the first HP on.

You THINK everyone does.

rex's mom doesn't.

I used to have almost all of 'em (rare recent ones excluded)> My computer crashed long ago, but I may have saved 'em to CD-ROM. I'll have to check...



Buh-ZING!!!

Tee hee! That's never gonna get old, is it?

That's a good thing, methinks.

Only when he gets a big boy bladder.

I learned a lot tonight...

So, do any ladies here watch the L-word? Or better yet, do we have any actual lesbians? Pics?

sliderhalo82?

I don't get it?

Anonymous Sun Jan 13 2008 11:09 PM Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: How many women post here

Its an inside joke. You might get it eventually.

Good or bad?

Telling you would ruin the fun.

I guess it would. I'm also guessing you are calling me gay in some oblique fashion?

a lesbian

like your mom

it's a really weak joke, but Reax tries so VERY hard...

No, I'm not calling you gay.

That's suppose to be an insult? I used to have this really intricate theory that all men are lesbians.

Really? A THEORY???

DK
Karla.

Yeah but it's long gone. Something to do with the myth of the clitoris and gas.

light reflecting off Saturn?

TK-069 User hollahollaholla
15000+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 11:57 PM Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: How many women post here

Who the fuck is Karla?

And again, KIMI.

You're not making sense at all.

Klintons sister.

Oh that's right. Light from Saturn reflecting off of swamp gas and creating the illusion of penii.

No no no. The clitoris is the myth created by feminist to compensate for penis envy.

but... but it feels good when I touch it really fast-like

"Your mind makes it real".

it was venus uschi...

venus is my penus

You gots a new penis Uschi? Can i see?

um... there's a strap-on dildo named Venus Penis and this guy:



thanks google!

ah!



a duplicate of Venus Williams' penis! They molded it RIGHT OFF her dong!

Looks like a candy bar.

SHHHH! It's hard to find anything but a vibrator, googling "venus penis!"

A dildo that gives cavities.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 2008 10:21 PM Reading a post
Forum: Women
Thread: How many women post here

It's just not fair....

yet that didnt stop you...

You should be fine as long as you don't put it in your mouth and chew on it.

How many are still here?

Pariah is the only one left...

I am open-minded, easygoing and adventurous I am also articulate, intelligent and the perfect companion to escort you to Social functions.

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SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Dear Sasha,

I am in need of an open-minded, easygoing and adventurous woman who also happens to be both articulate and intelligent (intelligent but not articulate will not do, or vice-versa), to attend a social function.

I will pay you $5000 to attend with me, but first, I'm going to need you to show us your tits.

Best,
Bill G. (Gates)

I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.

I checked Sasha's site. The rates are okay, but I don't like women with blurry faces.

That's like, the trick Superman uses to prevent people from finding out that he's clark kent.

cept his dual personalities show up 50 50 and mines more like .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

There's only one woman at Sasha's site.

This one has several choices: http://makatiescorts.net/

Suck it, Sasha. Suck it down hard.

A pity.