If anyone from newsarama comes here...

tell them I said hello.

I've been pissing them off then inviting them here.

Gail wouldn't touch this place with a ten-foot pole, but I heard Morrison is using it as research for his next Vertigo project involving cheese, monkeys and rampaging donkeys!

I think me and Gail go to the same comic book store. I could possibly convince her to post here.

tell her I wanna do her.

Tell her she makes Larry's pee pee tickle.

You'll never see her at the same comic book store again.

Or show her a picture of LLance, and she'll tell you she makes Larry's pee pee tickle herself.

http://newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=284717#post284717

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temujinkahn said:

I think everyone on that site is an angry little man.

They're actually letting that dude come back?

heh! And it caused Gail to leave!

Reading threads like that makes me realize that we need to play more childish political games here at Gob's.

I don't think Mr. JLA needs the encouragement, Kristo.....

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Nowhereman said:

I laughed when I saw this pic...then I cried when I saw my image up in the microwave oven or whatever that is. Congratulations Nowhereman! Tou've definitely proven yourself to be the poster w/ the most on-hand free time and subsequently must be the biggest poster with absolutely mo freaking life...AT ALL!

Mo freakin life?
Isnt Mo Ghetto speak for More?

Yes I do have more of a life than you!

I heard Mota makes Larry's pee-pee tickle.

Gail

Hmmmmmm!

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GailSimone said:
I heard Mota makes Larry's pee-pee tickle.

Gail

Hello Gail!

Hello Gail.

I thought Joe Quesada was a donkey fucker, not a fucking donkey?

He fucks donkey heads, like some horrible pornographic takeoff of the Godfather....

Joe's actually a lot of fun and has no particular donkey love that I'm aware of.

LYING DELETER!

ER OF LYING DELETE!

When we speak of "Joe", we're still talking about Joe Quesada, right?

'Cause I've been good about following my "Non-Donkey-Fucking" policy for the last, say, thirty years.

If this is the real Gail Simone, then I say "Rose & Thorn has been solid and your Deadpool/Agent X was the best since the early Kelly/McGuinness stuff. Thank you. Oh...and you are a very attractive woman."

If this isn't the real Gail Simone, then just ignore the above. Thank you.

What if everything is just an illusion?

Thank you, Joe. I is Gail and I are a professional writing thingie.

But I'm not sure about this donkey talk.

Gail

I think its funny that we get a real comic book writer here and all she does is post in the off topic forum.

What, BOBO Comics isn't real enough for you?!

....ah, ok, just checking. Yeah.

I do like donkeys,heres the proof!

Hey Gail remember when I asked on your mb about those pictures? The offer's still on the table!

Where's Larry when you need him?

Best,
Bill Jemas

Larry has a new job as a WWE commentator!
He now uses the name Larry "The Queen" Llawler!

"Puppies!"

Newsarama, the shit!

MOTA just e-mailed the mod at newsarama and said he won't post there anymore. I think we made him realize what a loser he was. I don't think he's posted here in ever a week.

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Nowhereman said:
Larry has a new job as a WWE commentator!
He now uses the name Larry "The Queen" Llawler!

...and I dress oh so flamboyantly!!!!!!!!!!

You're soooo gay! It's true! It's damn true!

Just look at the shock on JRs face,Larry just molested him!

Lets hope gail can make the NBCON this year!!

maybe with promises of.....

or this..

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THE Franta said:

Lets hope gail can make the NBCON this year!!

Where was this pic took Franta?

on our way back to the Franta Van

five minutes before you got there jackass!

Oh! That's the donkey fucker himself! I didn't notice! Teehee! I just remember him running away screaming when I finally did show up!

There goes that stereotype.

Ha! I was thinking the same thing!

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Originally Posted By: GailSimone

Thank you, Joe. I is Gail and I are a professional writing thingie.

But I'm not sure about this donkey talk.

Gail

Yeah?

It's been photographically documented by the Ninja Turtle, Gail.

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

What was the best thing before sliced bread

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