Take it from me, I love you!

You people are the saddest sacks of shit on the internet. Just a bunch of poor white trash and no account colored people. Everyone here is either a pervert, slut, or a political wannabe who thinks you can change the fucking world by arguing with people just as retarded as you are.

I'm a pervert AND a slut.

I'm not Mxy!

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You people are the saddest sacks of shit on the internet. Just a bunch of poor white trash and no account colored people. Everyone here is either a pervert, slut, or a political wannabe who thinks you can change the fucking world by arguing with people just as retarded as you are.

Fuck off, gaydust.

No, it's me.

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Pit Pat said:
Im gay.

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Son of Mxy said:
I'm not Mxy!

Well if it isn't the Sigon whore who bit my nose off!

I think I like having Pit Pat around.

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Im gay.

How fucking clever. How ever DID you do that?

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winged creature said:
I'm a convicted child predator, but I feel no remorse for my crimes.

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Pit Pat said:
You people are the saddest sacks of shit on the internet. Just a bunch of poor white trash and no account colored people. Everyone here is either a pervert, slut, or a political wannabe who thinks you can change the fucking world by arguing with people just as retarded as you are.

I hate it when pieces of crap flap their gums for no other reason than to be flapping their gums though Pitty Pat is right about me being a pervert AND a slut! What say I do you three more times up your ass Pitty Patty and you and your sore ass can go slink back to the Pokemon boards?

Great job you just pretended that at some point you've soddimised me. You must be proud, you fucking faggot.

URG am no pervert,URG am a slut.

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Great job you just pretended that at some point you've soddimised me. You must be proud, you fucking faggot.

My Gob! You just stated the fucking obvious! You are a moron! If you hurry I'm sure they'll let you in over on the Bat-boreds! Sheesh! They'd probably elect you chief dicklicker and asswipe!

I wonder if I should even enter this conversation....

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Jim Jackson said:
I wonder if I should even enter this conversation....

Look, buddy, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, so BACK OFF!

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Pit Pat said:
You people are the saddest sacks of shit on the internet. Just a bunch of poor white trash and no account colored people. Everyone here is either a pervert, slut, or a political wannabe who thinks you can change the fucking world by arguing with people just as retarded as you are.

Fuck off, gaydust.

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Pit Pat said:
You people are the saddest sacks of shit on the internet. Just a bunch of poor white trash and no account colored people. Everyone here is either a pervert, slut, or a political wannabe who thinks you can change the fucking world by arguing with people just as retarded as you are.

Hey, that's not true.

I don't think I can change the world.

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Pit Pat said:
You people are the saddest sacks of shit on the internet. Just a bunch of poor white trash and no account colored people. Everyone here is either a pervert, slut, or a political wannabe who thinks you can change the fucking world by arguing with people just as retarded as you are.

Fuck off, gaydust.

I second that!

Its not me! Uschi has already admitted to being pit pat!

It's me! Pariah knew it all along!

Pariah also knew that I was Chris Oakley.

Pariah certainly is a sharp one.

Isn't the purple one tinky winky?

I'm Pit-Pat and IIIII LOVE YOUUUU!

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I wonder if I should even enter this conversation....

Do it.

The purple one is Tinky Winky (my university days were well spent), the one some American church leaders thought was gay and warping children's minds.

That's because it has a red shiny handbag/purse.

And likes to pork the other teletubbies up they arses.

Nothing like a bit of telly on tubby fudge packing!

Sometimes I read my posts and wonder what’s wrong with me…

They don't poop fudge, they poop yogurt.

I've been staring at this post trying to compose a reply for about ten minutes.

I just can't.

You have scarred me for life!

1Pe 1:22 Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the truth through the Spirit unto unfeigned love of the brethren, [see that ye] love one another with a pure heart fervently:

1 Peter 1:22
Eugene Peterson's The Message

It's because of this sacrificed Messiah, whom God then raised from the dead and glorified, that you trust God, that you know you have a future in God.

I enjoy Steve T's posts more and more each day!

You don't know what love is, baby.

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Nothing like a bit of telly on tubby fudge packing!

Pork the yogurt outta you!

mmm. pork and yogurt.

The one-two punch!

The Iraqi Security Chief summons all 200 of Saddam Hussein's look alikes and says,
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, Saddam Hussein has survived the US air strike. The bad news is, he lost an arm."

This note was a promise that all men would be guaranteed the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It is obvious today that America has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of color are concerned. Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro people a bad check which has come back marked "insufficient funds." But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation.

Hello, my name is Mister Burns! I believe you have a letter for me.

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Nothing like a bit of telly on tubby fudge packing!

Pork the yogurt outta you!

Oh oh oh OH TUBBY CUSTARD!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, my name is Mister Burns! I believe you have a letter for me.

I dont know why but this comment just keeps cracking me up.....

Uh, do you have a first name Mr.Burns?

I don't Know! *run!*

er... simpsons?

Good one, URG.

Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy

Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his own. -Anilman

Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock of the RKMBs. -PJP

let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm

Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature. -First Among Daves

please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog

Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey

Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama

i hate frank burns spam -Rob

Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman

"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy

"Don't encourage him"-Rex

Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk

Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every weekend. -Joe Mama

If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor

Frank Burns loves to log in and log out, over and over and over again. And then he stops and feels guilty, but he's just back at it an hour later. Th Time Trust

Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or dumped? -Beardguy

Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy

God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've missed the first time around. -King Snarf

Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus

I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy