PJP Catches Stray Cock In Mouth While Breast-Feeding From LLance

It was Joe Mamas cock,so he was able to continue breast feeding!

It was a double milk mix!

This man was on-scene and had THIS to say:

"When's it MY turn, Cunt! My li'l dangler's getting lonely!!!"

That's not cool.

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Joe Mama said:
This man was on-scene and had THIS to say:

"When's it MY turn, Cunt! My li'l dangler's getting lonely!!!"

.....Joe opened his mouth wide (he had practiced the art of jaw dislocation to get as much food in his mouth as possible) & licked his lips.
Nowhereman kicked him in the teeth!

Come on boys....get a room.

You prolly have cameras in all the rooms!

For you two, I'll let you have the 'blackout' room. Nobody wants to see that shit.

Cept you

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Nowhereman said:
.....Joe opened his mouth wide (he had practiced the art of jaw dislocation to get as much food in his mouth as possible) & licked his lips.
Nowhereman kicked him in the teeth!

Write your fanfic somewhere else, Nowhereman. This is a SERIOUS forum!

SMALL PACKAGE!!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!

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Good Ol JR said:

SMALL PACKAGE!!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!

Sternum!

He hit 'em so hard, he really rectum!

Poor PJP,he was so young!

Im still here!

and Joe cock wasn't too bad.

just real small.

Maybe that's why they call it BEANtown...

...shut up...

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PJP said:
Im still here!

and Joe cock wasn't too bad.

just real small.

PJP rules Joe!

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Nowhereman said:
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PJP said:
Im still here!

and Joe cock wasn't too bad.

just real small.

PJP rules Joe!

It's twue...I have a li'l weewee!

O'course, compared to Nowhereman, I'm Mastodonian! Japanese men call him "pindick"!

Joe is obviously lying as he has never spoken to any Japanese men for fear that they will kill him.
Dont forget they still harpoon whales in Japan!

Keep cuppin' those balls and looking ashamed, Tiny!

Rack both of you!

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Joe Mama said:
Keep cuppin' those balls and looking ashamed, Tiny!

I least the balls I'm cupping are my own.
I hear Robs nickname for you is Joe Nad!

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Nowhereman said:
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Joe Mama said:
Keep cuppin' those balls and looking ashamed, Tiny!

I least the balls I'm cupping are my own.
I hear Robs nickname for you is Joe Nad!

Are you saying Rob only has one nut? How do you know that? Oh yeah..."Dribbles"...I almost forgot...

I believe Rob has three nuts.
The two in his nut sack & the one with his lips wrapped round them both.
He affectionally calls them his Joe Mamas.

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Nowhereman said:
I believe Rob has three nuts.
The two in his nut sack & the one with his lips wrapped round them both.
He affectionally calls them his Joe Mamas.

Shouldn't English be your FIRST language?

And YOUR lips know Joe Mamas well!

...waitaminnit...

Please explain what was wrong with the English in my post.
He has two nuts,and your lips are wrapped round em both!

OH! So you're calling ME a "NUT"! I get it!!!

Careful, Nowhereman. I mean, calling me a nut??? You're straying into Oakley territory with the put-downs...

I'll punch you in the face!

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?

How come I can pick my ears but not my nose?

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Frank Burns said:
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

No one should kill mimes, because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

No he's right......kill the mimes.....they are the spawn of the demons

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Joe Mama said:
This man was on-scene and had THIS to say:

"When's it MY turn, Cunt! My li'l dangler's getting lonely!!!"

This dude looks a lot like Nowhereman...

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Nowhereman said:
I'll punch you in the face!

...i hate you...

I know!

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LLance said:
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Joe Mama said:
This man was on-scene and had THIS to say:

"When's it MY turn, Cunt! My li'l dangler's getting lonely!!!"

This dude looks a lot like Nowhereman...

Does someone else wanna tell him?