I can't take it anymore! *DELETED*

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Yeah he was coaxed into it BUT at least now you have a public apology

don't forget the time you told me she was the best sex you evr had. And thatshe tasted like lemon gum drops.

Some stuff you just gotta keep inside to help you through the hard times.

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Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? (

That'd be me!

You forgot to say cunt.

Is that where she got the ball she gave me?

the one you were talking about selling on ebay?

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Grimm said:
the one you were talking about selling on ebay?

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Captain Sammitch said:
Meeko! I was wrong! It was stupid of me to break up with you! I just can't keep this angst bottled up anymore! Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? Who on here wouldn't beg and plead to be taken back by such an amazingly awesome woman? I can't go on without your forgiveness... and the autographed Manny Ramirez baseball I left on your entertainment center.

Is this some kind of joke???

....uh....

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Captain Sammitch said:
Meeko! I was wrong! It was stupid of me to break up with you! I just can't keep this angst bottled up anymore! Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? Who on here wouldn't beg and plead to be taken back by such an amazingly awesome woman? I can't go on without your forgiveness... and the autographed Manny Ramirez baseball I left on your entertainment center.

Is this some kind of joke???

Uh, Chris? Chris Oakley? I think Meeko needs a ruling? What do you have to say to Sammitch?

"I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!"

I guess that's our answer...

uh, i don't think chris was finished, i don't see a mention of nazi's

I had to give him his meds and stick him back in his veal-box. He was winding up to go on a tirade.

my god! quick joe, get the got milk posters out of there!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...he's finally sleeping...

Can we please delete this thread?

Why? Oakley's sleeping and all is well...

Because I seriously think this thread has ruined enough people's shit already. Shut it down.

RESET

RE-MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

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Captain Sammitch said:
Because I seriously think this thread has ruined enough people's shit already. Shut it down.

You know begging them to delete it is just going to make it worse.

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Captain Sammitch said:
Because I seriously think this thread has ruined enough people's shit already. Shut it down.

naw mate, i'm still regular tonight. but thanks, i'll call if i need some aloe toliet paper.

sneaky bunny i want to see your bubs.

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Can we please delete this thread?

Rob said we can't delete threads, but if you want I can replace the first post with something random. Seriously.

we can turn it into another Meeko thread. Hi Meeks!

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Meeko said:
Is this some kind of joke???

Hahahahhaahhahhaha!

Digital college drama. Reality message boards.

Eggnog! - Recipe 5

Eggless Eggnog
8 cups milk
1 3 oz package of French Vanilla Instant pudding
1/2 cup sugar
2 tsp vanilla
1/2 tsp of nutmeg

In a large bowl, mix the pudding with 1 cup of the milk. When pudding is formed, add in the remaining ingredients and mix very well. Chill.

Where's the booze?

In your breast milk?

I aint drinking from Joe's boob. I don't care if it does have booze in it.

And this thread is reset yet again.

I'm here for Geico love.....let's not delve into my personal life.

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Captain Sammitch said:
And this thread is reset yet again.

You could always go and edit the post.

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Captain Sammitch said:
Meeko! I was wrong! It was stupid of me to break up with you! I just can't keep this angst bottled up anymore! Who on here wouldn't confess to wild, steamy fantasies of you occupying their every waking moment? Who on here wouldn't beg and plead to be taken back by such an amazingly awesome woman? I can't go on without your forgiveness... and the autographed Manny Ramirez baseball I left on your entertainment center.

Is this some kind of joke???

Some things are forever.

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PJP said:
Some things are forever.

This may have to go on record as the one time I didn't feel the urge to thank God for PJP.

hehe.

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Some things are forever.

This may have to go on record as the one time I didn't feel the urge to thank God for PJP.

You feel guilt over this. Most people of faith would. let me exonerate you of any guilt. Walk guilt free in peace my son. This I command.

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PJP said:
Some things are forever.

This may have to go on record as the one time I didn't feel the urge to thank God for PJP.

You feel guilt over this. Most people of faith would. let me exonerate you of any guilt. Walk guilt free in peace my son. This I command.

My gratitude, mighty Peejus.

PJP stands for Pope John Paul? But he's...he's DEAD!!!

Only in our dreams!

our wet dreams!

Forever in electric dreams!

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our wet dreams!

Maybe your wet dreams...weirdo.

thank you?!

Mel Gibson on the Second Vatican Council and Christian beliefs

Q: Why do you think contemporary theologians are disturbed and upset by your vision?
Gibson: You mean the three contemporary theologians who are upset and disturbed by my vision? Because -- God save and help us to remove us from the clutches of such theologians! They have a lot of letters after their name, and I think that they would like to convince the rest of us that we have to have as many letters in order to interpret the Gospels or even to read them and get anything from them.
EWTN (Eternal Word Television Network), January 24, 2004

So, what's all the fuss about, then?

Dunno, it was delorted!

I hate it when things get delorted!

"buh-leeted!"

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Captain Sammitch said:
"Beetlejuice!"

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"Beetlejuice!"

Uh oh....

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~Author Unknown

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. ~James Baldwin

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Frank Burns said:
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~Author Unknown

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. ~James Baldwin

I AIN'T NO DAMN DISEASE!

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Beardguy57 said:
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Frank Burns said:
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? ~Author Unknown

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. ~James Baldwin

I AIN'T NO DAMN DISEASE!

The diagnosis of homosexuality as a "disorder" is a contributing factor to the pathology of those homosexuals who do become mentally ill.... Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told that you are sick. ~Ronald Gold

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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PrincessElisa said:
Yeah he was coaxed into it BUT at least now you have a public apology

You're a fucking idiot.

Starbuck: Permission to speak off the record, sir?
Tigh: Granted.
Starbuck: You're a bastard.

I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas
By Sid Tepper, Roy C. Bennett

Broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.

CHORUS
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Dr. Seuss

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.