It's been stated many times before that Robin isn't getting any from Spoiler. Plus he's a teenager with all his hormones raging so I'd expect him to choke the chicken three times a day at most. In fact I'd say every Teen Titan probably faps threes times a day.

Batman is so tense all the time. So he probably relieves himself by punishing the pope in the car under the cover of it's tinted windows or on a rooftop where no one can see him.

Superman, Flash, and Kid Flash probably tickles the pickle all the time, and in public too! But they do it and clean it up so fast nobody can see them.

What do you guys think?

PS: I always thought Spider-Man would be a dirty-dirty perv considering his age and collection of white-sticky substance.

Green Lantern doesn't belittle himself with masturbation... he lets his artificial construct of a hooker whack him off!

Aquaman uses fish oil and conch shells for that authentic Atlantean feel.

Batmans tense because he doesn't masturbate.

Ultimate spider-man is a chronic masturbator.
Think about it, Gwen Stacy lives with him, he's isn'gettin any from anyone. To much pent up sexual tension.

DD does it too much! So much that he went blind!

My theory is that all of the DC heros do Dick Grayson up the butt and have been doing so for many years...even before Pete Townsend made kiddie sex so dang popular!

So they all love the Dick?

Hell...they friggin' worship the dick!

So they post at issue9mm?

I do it 4 times a day......that will be 7 times a day when this months Torrie/Sable Playboy comes out.

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I do it 4 times a day......

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