Jesus Christ! - 2005-08-27 12:49 AM
Your working for a comic book company. Writing. Your Boss is a Religious junkie, he says 'Put Jesus into a comic book', I dont care what he's doing in there, just start up a new Jesus title. What do you have him doing in it? Kicking Super-villain ass? Selling drugs to kids? Preaching that he doesnt really exist
Alternatively, for those who like to take life more seriously than me, define Jesus role in modern Western Civilisation. Would he run for president. Preach on the streets in filthy clothes, etc....
My comic would be 'Jesus, The Divine Ninja of Truth'. He'd basically be a whacked out vigilante ninja dispensing Holy justice. If he fed an entire town with a some bread and fish, or whatever it was that he did, that means he's either got ninja skills to duplicate things, including himself, or he's actually just a man from the far future who returned to the past, claimed he was the son of God, and used advanced cloning technology to make saps believe he was performing miracles......
Alternatively, for those who like to take life more seriously than me, define Jesus role in modern Western Civilisation. Would he run for president. Preach on the streets in filthy clothes, etc....
My comic would be 'Jesus, The Divine Ninja of Truth'. He'd basically be a whacked out vigilante ninja dispensing Holy justice. If he fed an entire town with a some bread and fish, or whatever it was that he did, that means he's either got ninja skills to duplicate things, including himself, or he's actually just a man from the far future who returned to the past, claimed he was the son of God, and used advanced cloning technology to make saps believe he was performing miracles......
