Deep Thought: If Superman...? - 2005-12-01 11:16 PM
...busts a nut, does he shoot faster than a speeding bullet? And if so, does that make his penis a lethal weapon? Maybe that's why he wears his underwear on the outside.
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allan1 said:
This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
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thedoctor said:Quote:
allan1 said:
This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
Actually, it was first answered by Larry Niven. Dave posted the essay here.
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the G-man said:
Not to mention the film Mallrats:The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them.
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allan1 said:
I would think it would weaken his super-penis to the point of flaccidness thereby leaving the girl unsatisfied and heading for the Bat-Cave.
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the G-man said:
I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
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allan1 said:
This question was answered in "The Pro" by Garth Ennis & Amanda Conner.Not only is it fast,it'll also clip the wing off any nearby airplane.
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the G-man said:
I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
I would think the kryptonite would kill him long before he could get a chance at "stabbing" the poonanny.
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
G-Man didn't want this thread in the Johnny Depp forum because he hates Superman for ridiculing the KKK.
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Son of Mxy said:
Superman is a prejudiced person!
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the G-man said:
I would think being repeatedly stabbed in the vagina by a jagged green rock could, in fact, kill a woman, regardless of the radioactive properties of said rock.
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Flameswordsman said:
filter out all the deadly radiation
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Flameswordsman said:
filter out all the deadly radiation
Thereby making it ineffective.
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Lex Luthor said:
Its theorised that the radiational effects act on 2 different physiological levels. One miosis of radiation effects humans, thereby poisoning them and leading to a horrific and rather amusing death. The other level of radiation is exclusive to Kryptonian DNA, causing a wide variety of spectral-anamorphic relay effects on their filthy alien posteria's. [insidious laughing]