Would that make Patrick Stewart any shorter?

Are you trying to make my robot head explode?

I think the real question is if Patrick Stewart were any shorter, would that make the Bat-Man real and blonde?

If this topic wasn't thought provoking enough for the Johnny Deepp Throat forum, how come it's inspired so many follow up topics?

Because rob is gay.

Plus he's a dirty hippy with a boner for trees, and hippies are hella lame.