Part 2: Journeys, the Sky So Blue
Chapter 4: The Hard to Do
Actually, it didn’t hurt at all.
The JLR arrived in a forest at the very outskirts of of Chantania crowded but unharmed. The motorcycle set down softly on the dirt; its engine purred then shut off. The member disembarked and stretched.
Britannica: Okay, RM and CJ, this is where the two of you get off.
Registered Member 552: Why us?
Britannica: Because CJ’s the only one in the group who has successfully infiltrated a castle. RM, you’re with her because I have a feeling she may need a heavy-hitter.
Cowgirl Jack: I guess. I left my chef disguise at home, though.
The remaining members got back on Ace Rimmer’s bike.
Britannica [DBP jumping on his lap]: I’m sure you’ll think of something.
Vegi-La: Oh, by the way, CJ, here.
Vegi-La handed his teammate a vented vegi-ball. It opened up, in her hand, to reveal a disempowered but unharmed rabbit.
Cowgirl Jack: Hoppy
!
Vegi-La: I scooped him up before the meteorite struck. He was in the vegi-ball for his own protection.
Cowgirl Jack: Hoppy
!
Vegi-La: Ummmm…. Right! Where to now, Brit?
Britannica: Next stop: Dende’s tower.
Ace: Okay. Bike, Dende’s tower.
The engine revved, there was a crackle and light, the bike rose, and they were off.
Cowgirl Jack: Too bad you never made me a pair of super-secret disguise boots.
Registered Member 552: Of course! They’re in one of your suitcases.
Cowgirl Jack: You mean the ones back home at the barn?
Registered Member 552: Oh yeah.
Cowgirl Jack: Well, you can always dig under the castle.
Registered Member 552: Wait. Do you hear something?
Cowgirl Jack: Oh no, I’m not falling for that. I know what it means when you “hear something.” You’re not getting out of digging.
Then she hears something. It sounds like crickets or…
Hundreds of giant locusts came out from behind the trees of Chantania’s forest and surrounded the duo.
Registered Member 552 and Cowgirl Jack: Crap!
The crackle and boom did little to move Dende. He was expecting the JLR.
Midnight disembarked and somberly approached the guardian.
Midnight Spectre: It’s good to see you, my firend. I wish it could be under happier circumstances.
Dende: As do I. Also, I am afraid you visit may not help you reach your goal. I do not have the power or means to defeat the Chanterator.
Midnight Spectre: Then perhaps you can tell us where he is.
Dende: No. I’ve already tried but I can’t find him. It seems he’s beyond the sight of even a guardian of the Earth.
Midnight Spectre: Then I’m sorry to trouble you, Dende.
Dende [with a slight smile]: I said your visit MAY not help you.
Dende led the team to the back of the tower to a large, red curtain. On his mark, Mr. Popo pulled the curtain to the side.
Midnight Spectre: The door to the Room of Spirit and Time!
Dende: This is an emergency. I’ve made the arrangements for you all to train for the accumulation of one year. As always, only one day will pass in the outside world.
Ace: We don’t have a day.
Midnight Spectre: Then I’ll stay. I will train alone.
Vegi-La: People are dying out there, Mid. We can’t afford to lose you.
Midnight Spectre: If we do not prepare, WE will die. The world can’t afford that. Plus, I may find DLD in there.
Di Bat Pho: We shouldn’t argue. Midnight should train while we look for Chant.
Britannica: I agree. We’ve got to get to Chant’s Secret Lair.
Midnight Spectre: Thank you. This may be the only way, my friends.
Mr. Popo: Are you ready, Mr. Midnight?
Midnight Spectre: Yes, Mr. Popo.
The doors opened and midnight walked in. Without a smile, he turned to his friends as the doors shut.
And somewhere, someone laughed.
The team appeared just outside The Chanterator’s Secret Lair.
Britannica: Wednesday, your stop.
Wednesday: Alrighty then, but I don’t see why I’m the one.
Britannica: Because while the rest of us were stuck in a glue pit, you were exploring this place. You know more about it than anyone.
Wednesday: For the last time, that wasn’t me! That was Superfly Sr..
Britannica: Oh, right. Well, ta! Ace, Greece.
Ace: Bike, Greece.
The engine revved, there was a crackle and light, the bike rose, and they were off.
Wednesday explored each room, looking for the Chanterator but unsure of what he’d do if he came across an angry deity. The place seemed abandoned, though the lights in most rooms were still on.
Finally, he entered a dimly lit corridor different from the others he’d walked and seen. Unlike the other halls, this one only had one door. The door to Chant’s Room of Solitude.
Wednesday swung open the double doors with trepidation. In the darkened room, Wednesday could only make out the large column holding a steel chair. In addition, it looked like two piles of dirt, covered haphazardly with clothes, stood in the center of the room. The piles were an odd sight, though, in a room that was so clean otherwise.
A lazy maid, he thought.
Insecure but curious, the hero decided to investigate. With only the light from the halls to help him see, he removed the top layer of clothing. His heart jumped when he saw it. He had only sneaked a peak before, but he was almost sure. He removed the blouse from the other pile and his suspicions were confirmed. Abashed, Wednesday dropped to his knees. He picked up their bras and raised them to the air.
Wednesday: NOOOOOO!!! Why? Why them? Their cups were so big! WHYYYYYY!!!!!
Distant voice: I think I heard something over here.
Wednesday snapped to. Whoever it was, they must have entered the lair after he got there. Whether they were friend or foe, though, he was unsure. He needed somewhere to hide.
The Amazing Harry [entering the room]: There’s someone in here. I no I heard someone.
Mr. Misinformation: Is it Chant?
The Amazing Harry: I don’t see anyone. This place needs some light.
The Amazing Harry clapped and a light from nowhere filled the room.
Wednesday crouched behind the steel column silently cursing the loss of his teleportation power.
Tractor Trailer Bob: I think ol’ Harry is hearing things again. Maybe it was another mouse.
The Amazing Harry: I’ll turn you into a mouse.
Why is it that whenever you find yourself hiding from a team of powerful villains you feel the need to sneeze?
She-Chant: Try to stop fighting for one minute, boys. We have to find Chant. No doubt my double is somehow causing all this chaos.
Bundy Bear: No fair taking over the world without us, right?
Wednesday: AAACHOOOOO!!!!
The Amazing Harry [materializing two inches in front of Wednesday]: I found our mouse.
Bundy Bear: Is it Chant?
The Amazing Harry: No, but it’s still a big one. One of those heroes.
Mr. Misinformation: Please tell me it’s that Britannica.
The Amazing Harry: Sorry, friend. It’s the goofy looking one.
She-Chant: Which goofy looking one?
The Amazing Harry: I believe this one’s called…
POW!!!
The Amazing Harry: …Any Given Wednesday.
Wednesday got up from the floor. The left side of his face stung from The Amazing Harry’s punch. Since when did magicians learn to box?
Wednesday: Actually, it’s just Wednesday now.
Superfly Sr. : Alrighty then. Looks like it’s my turn to have some fun.
Vanessa: Don’t forget to leave some for me, honey.
Wednesday: Crap!
Only Britannica and Di Bat Pho disembarked at the foot of Mount Olympus. The engine of Ace Rimmer’s motorcycle hummed as Brit spoke.
Britannica: The gods owe us one for helping them defeat Chant. If anyone can help us defeat him now, it’s them.
Veg-La: And us?
Britannica: You’ve got the convention center. Look for any clues you can.
Ace: The fake superheroes could still be there too.
Britannica: Don’t engage them if you find them. They’re too powerful and we’re running on the clock.
Ace: Done. Okay, you two, good luck.
Vegi-La gave Brit and DBP a warm smile and thumbs up as Ace commanded the bike to take them to the convention center.
Rev, crackle, flash of light, rising bike, and they were gone.
Di Bat Pho squinted as she looked up, trying to see the peak of the mountain.
Di Bat Pho: Hon, do you think this could really be it?
Britannica: What do you mean, love?
Di Bat Pho looked all around. The town looked deserted. The people had either fled or boarded themselves in because they feared the locusts. There was a nearby stable. It looked abandoned but the animals were still alive and in decent health. Perhaps the swarm hadn’t made it this far yet. Yet. It was as Britannica said: they were running on the clock.
Di Bat Pho: Cowgirl Jack. Do you think there was truth in what he said about this being the end of the world?
Di Bat Pho spoke walked over to a nearby stable. Britannica followed.
Britannica: No, it’s not the end.
DBP yelled a few words in Greek, but her tone was warm. She simply wanted to know who owned the abandoned animals. She turned and spoke to her fiancé in English.
Di Bat Pho: How can you be so sure?
Britannica: Because I have a wedding to get to.
Di Bat Pho smiled.
A portly, old Greek man cracked open the window of his shop next door. He looked at the two with fear and askance, shouted a few words cursing their foolishness, and shut his window again. He, obviously, was not as sure as Brit.
DBP fed two strong, white horses a handful of grain. She walked them from the stables, threw a saddle on each of their backs, and jumped on one.
Di Bat Pho: Let’s go.
Britannica [starting to worry]: I’m not good with horses. We’ve always had Cowgirl Jack for this sort of thing.
Di Bat Pho:
There was definitely some sort of activity in the far back room of the convention center. Ace and Vegi-La parked on the roof, vegi-vined their way down, and snuck around to the front. Silently, Vegi-La tried the door, but to no avail.
Vegi-La: Looks like we gotta do this the loud way.
An explosive vegi-ball formed in his hand.
Ace: Hold on a sec.
Ace slid one of his cards in the crack of the door. After some effort they both heard a click. Ace looked at his partner and smiled.
Vegi-La [smiling]: Show off.
Silently, the two heroes crept in.
Vegi-La: So What do you plan to do if we find him?
Ace: Do what any hero would do. Run the hell outta here and get reinforcements.
Vegi-La: Sounds good to me. Hey.
Ace: What?
They entered the hall leading to the main arena.
Vegi-La: Pull my finger.
Ace: What?!
Vegi-La: Pull my finger.
Ace: Are you crazy? What do you need with a vegi-ball right now?
Vegi-La: It’s not for a vegi-ball.
Ace and Vegi-La walked into the empty main arena.
Announcer [over the PA system]: Welcome heroes.
Vegi-La: Crap! An ambush!
121 fake heroes flowed into the hall from every entrance and direction. Ace and Vegi-La were surrounded.
Mr. Fantastic: Fantastic Faux, get them!
Robin: Wait! We have a score to settle with these two.
Superboy: That’s right. These two are ours.
Superboy whistled and the Supercycle joined them.
Vegi-La: Three against one. That hardly seems fair.
Ace: Agreed!
Ace whistled as loud as he could. Nothing.
Superboy: Who were you expecting? Lassie?
Suddenly, Ace Rimmer’s bike crashed through a window high above. It landed next to a smirking Ace.
That’s how Ace, Vegi-La, and Ace Rimmer’s motorbike finally squared off against Robin, Superboy, and the Supercycle.
To be continued…