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Guys I was just watching a news alert in CNN and they were warning viewers about a cockstealer named Jeremy. At first I laughed at the name coincidence but then they showed a picture and it really was the Jeremy that posts here. They used that picture where he's standing behind a cardboard Supergirl body pretending to be holding her breasts, and they had photoshopped the word "FAIL" in the center of it.
Cockstealers, for those who haven't been following CNN, are criminals who steal your cock and then use it for perverse purposes in the privacy of their homes. It's even worse than being raped, because you never know what's being done to your cock and the uncertainty plagues you forever. I'll advise all of you who have cocks not to show them to Jeremy under any circumstances, even if he asks really nicely. He is dangerous, able and driven in the art of cockstealing.
Also if you see someone who looks like Jeremy but has a moustache, don't show them your cock either. He might have seen the news alert and taken steps to avoid being recognized. To be on the safe side I wouldn't show my cock to any man, period. That's a pretty gay thing to do anyway guys.
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JERMY STOP STEALING COCKS!
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Did jeremy steal pro's cock? Is that why he hasn't been around lately?
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If he is out searching for his cock we have to respect him. It is a noble quest.
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I think that's in Rob's IMDB profile.
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Anonymous 44 seconds ago Reading a post
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HIDE YOUR JOHNSONS LADS, IT COULD BE JEREMY!
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Watch out mopius! Jeremy will steal your cock while you sleep!
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Anonymous 44 seconds ago Reading a post
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HIDE YOUR JOHNSONS LADS, IT COULD BE JEREMY! Johnsons as far as the eye could see. And what a sight it was!
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Uhh, yeah... ...because this topic belongs in the POLITICS section.  OFF-TOPIC or RANDOM CHAT section maybe. Then we might be laughing.
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I guess some people think cock stealing isn't serious.
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FUCK YOU, WB. I'm only trying to help.
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this is a serious issue. What's he going to do with all those cocks? Will it cause a cock shortage? These questions need to be answered. With truthful things.
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if WB thinks just because he hides his cock in his mouth that it is safe, he is wrong.
dead wrong.
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it is the kind of wrong that kills.
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the worlds most dangerous wrong.
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You wouldn't believe it, but we run into a lot of perverts like this Wonder Boy, they actually enjoy getting their cocks stolen. It's how they get their "kicks".
Please step away from the cock, and put your hands in the air.
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I had no idea having one's cock stolen was so addictive.
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Anonymous 13 minutes 3 seconds ago Reading a post
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hi jermey!
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Where oh where has my Underdog gone?
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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Anonymous 13 minutes 3 seconds ago Reading a post
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hi jermey!  AFLAC!
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Being informed is the first step in preventing cock theft.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Being informed is the first step in preventing cock theft. AFLAC!
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