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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse,
Mom at the whorehouse
And I smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass,
When out on the lawn
I heard such a chatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter,
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick,
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
The Fucker had fell,
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and a beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart,
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all
And have a hell of a night.
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so you can say fucker but not [censored].
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Yes? Who is it? What do you want?
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Dave am closer than you think 
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So much to do, there's plenty on the farm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I'm drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Straight from the bottle, twisted again
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Well, I take this medicine as prescribed
I'll sleep when I'm dead
It don't matter if I get a little tired
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I've got a .38 special up on the shelf
I'll sleep when I'm dead
If I start acting stupid
I'll shoot myself
I'll sleep when I'm dead
So much to do, there's plenty on the farm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
This New Years Eve...
Why watch Dick Clark?
When you can see MrJla's balls drop!
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Quote:
I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!
Because I'm the big dick. Nobody can finish me.
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Don't be so sure about that. There are people here who can handle a big dick good.
How you doin'?
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Just saty where you are. They will find you.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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