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#275062 2004-03-29 4:24 PM
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welcome back to everyone's favorite (and "amazing!") game

beat this caption!

the deal:

ill post a picture from somewhere on the net, and 'cleverly' come up with a humorous caption for it.

you must reply with a better caption to the same pic. keep your captions brief! (this is a one-line picture sum-up, not a detailed dialog exchange)

mmkay?

here we go:



"adolf, please, stop squirming!"

ok! top that!


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"Much to his chagrin, whomod's entry in the George W. Bush look-alike contest came in dead last."

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Maybe the blue fairy will grant my wish and make me a real Fuhrer...

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An Imagineer gets one of the figures ready for the Hall of Murderous Dictators


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Wow. You'd think Hitler would've learned to tie his own tie by now....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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"but i dont want to wear this tie mommy"


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Trust me Osama, people will like you more.


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Dammit Helen! That wax figure was for the Charlie Chaplin exhibit!


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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How many Hitler impersonators does it take to light a light bulb? NEIN!

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A rare look inside Pat Buchanan's headquarters....


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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Everyone, sing along: How much is that Hilter in the window?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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And today, on Ambush Makeovers, Whomod makes a bold statement of his discontent with the evil Administration!


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Springtime fashions for Hitler


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In an alternate reality, Anne Frank ends WWII by slitting Hitler's throat with her fingernails.

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My first novel, Wounds of the Heart (http://www.booksurge.com/product.php3?bookID=IMPR02655-00001), has been published. Check it out, if you like.
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Even dead he's beating women off with a shitty stick.

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Five minutes after this photo was taken, Eva Liebkind lay dead on the floor for her inability to tie a double windsor...

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Mel Gibson's makeover complete, he prepares to make his next religious movie.


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