You see, it's not that we're entirely unhappy with your tour of duty in Starfleet.
Youve killed Klingons for us in the past before and we've always been happy.
When you secretly infected the Romulan ambassador with the Tholian clap we thought you were on the fast track to admiral.
However, latey your work for us has been, somewhat lacking....
For almost an entire year youve failed to conduct the duties the United Fedration of Planets has stood for for years
Youve not soiled one new alien culture!
I'm sorry we at the United Federation of Planets are not happy unless we are constantly poking our nose into the buisiness of other people.
Please correct this mistake at the first possible chance.
