Hi everybody! I just travelled back in time with John Titor and I I just want you all to know the status of my life! First off, I married Sneaky Bunny and we had 8 children! after getting caught molesting kid #4 I got thrown in jail, but Sneaky stayed with me and we had 4 more!!!!! I'm also the new advertising manager on those "Got Milk?" ads! My whole life changed after getting gang banged by those latino sweet hearts down at the local disco. Mxy, I just want you to know that I love you!!!!!
Ciao!
Chris Oakley-older guy