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#293959 2004-05-14 6:04 PM
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Hi everybody! I just travelled back in time with John Titor and I I just want you all to know the status of my life! First off, I married Sneaky Bunny and we had 8 children! after getting caught molesting kid #4 I got thrown in jail, but Sneaky stayed with me and we had 4 more!!!!! I'm also the new advertising manager on those "Got Milk?" ads! My whole life changed after getting gang banged by those latino sweet hearts down at the local disco. Mxy, I just want you to know that I love you!!!!!



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Everyone loves Mxy,except for Mxy


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That bastard.


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Old codger.


So Nitpicking He'd Nitpick the Merits Of Boobies List: 1) Animalman B.A. In Bunny Luvin' List: 1) Chris Oakley 2) Zod Gay List: 1) Mister JLA Fellatio Rex List: 1) Rex 2) Rexstardust 3) Brian J..whatever
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with a cane....



..... up his ass!


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that was you, Joe!


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Stop stealing my schtick Old Man or there will be hell to pay!!!!!!


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OH, POOR POOR LLANCE. I WISH I COULD TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU BUT YOU MIGHT NOT GO TO MCDONALDS ANYMORE AND THEN THEY'D GO BROKE!


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...and I wish I could say what's going to happen to you but it's not nice to piss your pants on-line!


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Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know....


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IS IT STILL OKAY TO POOP?


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You tell me dumbass! You're the guy from the future! Did they find a cure for pooping or not?


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I HOPE NOT! I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME IN A COUPLE YEARS CUZ OF THAT JACK ASS JOHN TITOR BUT TO ANSWER YOURE QUESTION I DON'T THINK THEY DO!


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You don't think they doo-doo?


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NO, THEY DOO-DOO BUT THEY HAVEN'T FOUND THE CURE FOR DOO-DOO!


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They doo doo but oldmanoakley don't doo doo because he's constipated!


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Do they or don't they doo-doo, dude?!?

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Stop stealing my schtick, you ole dirty bastid!


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