RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Jeez!

I'm sitting here on my ass rolling onto my 36th hour of staying awake. I'm currently trying to keep my compasure by creating a response to a bucnh of prudes in the Wonder Woman forum concerning the unprofessionalism of that bastard Rucka. I'm having a tough time transitioning my speech to where it would sound wussy and dumbshitted so as to not get banned for another six months--Oh yeah, I'm allowed to go back on...."Soon". Even though I don't exactly know how long "soon" is, I'm a bit ecstatic that I can teach those fuckers in the DC forums whose the true constant bulshitter.

ANyway, I'm dying in my seat too tired to sleep.

I've found over the years that when you sit naked on top of a cold vegetable (cucumber, squash, banana, etc...) you're much more awake. And afterword, you got a snack!

I taught him that!

joe!

that's me!

ITS YOU!

I also taught you that trick with the water balloon condom and the freezer!

Instant dildo!

I REMEMBER! THE WATER BALLOON BROKE AND I SLICED MY THROAT ON THE ICE!

That was a fun Hannakah...

So...when's the party? I'll bring the cucumbers!

WE'RE JEWISH!?

We went with ROY, remember? He mazeltoved with the best of em!

I think you mean circumsized...

I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS GIVING YOU A BLOW JOB!?

PARIAH IS MY BESTEST BUDDY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!