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Merry Christmas
I bought you this revolting pair of pink socks
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I got you, um... this banner.
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I made a donation of $100 each (in the name of every poster here) to the Human Fund.
Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Joyous Kwanzaa. Have a nice Yule.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said: What about Festivus?
Now don't let's be silly.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You have S. Laura Syndrome!
He fixes the cable?
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Now, for the Feats of Strength!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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A grim picture of The Doctor's home life is emerging in which, after the Christmas dinner and the gift giving, everyone competes to see who can lift the heaviest family member. I have bought you this hair straightener. You won't have much use for it now, but in a few years time when you're reincanrated as Colin Baker, you will thank me.
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"Ok,who wants to try lifting Grandma?"
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I have bought you this hair straightener.
You won't have much use for it now, but in a few years time when you're reincanrated as Colin Baker, you will thank me.
Can't you just get me a coat that's a single color instead?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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"Haaaappy Biiiirthday Dear Jeeeeeesus.....!"
I got you a Jelly Donut, Mxy.
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aaaaaaaaaaand a haaaaaaaaappy new yeeeeeeaaaaaar
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"Haaaappy Biiiirthday Dear Jeeeeeesus.....!"
I got you a Jelly Donut, Mxy.
Here's your present:
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Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon!
I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me!
You people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut!
Now, get on your faces!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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I got you Danniella Westbrook: Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap or even clothe her properly.
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Sunshine on My Shoulders John Denver
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry Sunshine on the water looks so lovely Sunshine almost always makes me high
If I had a day that I could give you I'd give to you a day just like today If I had a song that I could sing for you I'd sing a song to make you feel this way
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry Sunshine on the water looks so lovely Sunshine almost always makes me high
If I had a tale that I could tell you I'd tell a tale sure to make you smile If I had a wish that I could wish for you I'd make a wish for sunshine all the while
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry Sunshine on the water looks so lovely Sunshine almost always makes me high Sunshine almost all the time makes me high Sunshine almost always
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Our sun has an expected lifetime of about 11 billion years.
Our sun and the surrounding planets orbit around the center of the Milky Way galaxy once every 250 million years.
On its trip around the sun, the earth travels over a million and a half miles per day.
No solar eclipse can last longer than 7 minutes 58 seconds because of the speed at which the sun moves.
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
If the sun stopped shining suddenly, it would take eight minutes for people on earth to be aware of the fact.
Because of the speed at which the sun moves, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
Aztecs believed that the sun died every night and needed human blood to give it strength to rise the next day. So they sacrificed 15,000 men a year to appease their sun god, Huitzilopochtli. Most of the victims were prisoners taken in wars, which were sometimes started solely to round up sacrificial victims.
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Victoria's Secret is an American retailer of women's wear, lingerie and beauty products. It is the largest brand and a segment of publicly traded Limited Brands with sales surpassing USD$5 billion and an operating income of $1 billion in 2006. Victoria's Secret is known for its fashion shows and catalogues, which feature top fashion models.
There are 1,003 Victoria's Secret Stores in all, which equals approximately 5,126,000 selling square feet. $731 is the average dollar amount of sales that occur per selling square footThe average store size in selling square feet is 5,111.The net sales that each stores gross is $3.7 million orabout $3.7 billion for all stores
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Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear Bob Rivers
Lacy things, the wife is missin' Didn't ask, her permission I'm wearin' her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the store, there's a teddy Little straps, like spaghetti It holds me so tight Like handcuffs at night Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna We can dress, like Madonna Put on some eyeshade And join the parade Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things- missin' Didn't ask- permission Wearin' her clothes Silk pantyhose Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
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Majel Barrett-Roddenberry (23 February 1932 – 18 December 2008; age 76) was a recurring actress in the Star Trek franchise and was the wife of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry from 1969 until his passing in 1991. This association with Roddenberry and his most famous creation has earned Barrett the title "The First Lady of Star Trek." Her most frequent portrayal in Star Trek, besides the computer, was that of Nurse (later Doctor) Christine Chapel on Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Animated Series, and in two of the films. She also voicedM'Ress and several other characters on The Animated Series and later playedBetazoid Ambassador Lwaxana Troi on Star Trek: The Next Generation and Starrek: Deep Space Nine. Barrett died at her home in Bel Air, California, at 12:27AM on 18 December2008 following a short battle with leukemia. She was surrounded by family friends and her son, Eugene "Rod" Roddenberry, Jr. She was 76 years old.
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Robert Duvall was born on January 5, 1931, in San Diego, CA, the son of a career military officer who later became an admiral. Duvall majored in drama at Principia College then served a two-year hitch in the army after graduating in 1953. Duvall began making a name for himself as a stage actor in New York, It was his appearance as "Lt. Col. Kilgore" in another Coppola picture, Apocalypse Now that solidified Duvall's reputation as a great actor.He got his second Academy Award nomination for the role, and was named by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most versatile actor in the worldHis greatest achievement in his immediate post-Oscar period was his triumphant characterization of grizzled Texas Ranger Gus McCrae in the TV mini-series "Lonesome Dove" for which he received an Emmy nomination.He received a second Emmy nomination and a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in Stalin (1992) (TV), and a third Emmy nomination playing Nazi war criminal Adolf Eichmann in The Man Who Captured Eichmann
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Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash
I hear the train a comin' It's rollin' 'round the bend, And I ain't seen the sunshine, Since, I don't know when, I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, And time keeps draggin' on, But that train keeps a-rollin', On down to San Antone.
When I was just a baby, My Mama told me, "Son, Always be a good boy, Don't ever play with guns," But I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him die, When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry.
I bet there's rich folks eatin', In a fancy dining car, They're probably drinkin' coffee, And smokin' big cigars, But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free, But those people keep a-movin', And that's what tortures me.
Well, if they freed me from this prison, If that railroad train was mine, I bet I'd move out over a little, Farther down the line, Far from Folsom Prison, That's where I want to stay, And I'd let that lonesome whistle, Blow my Blues away.
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The Abu Ghraib prison is in Abu Ghraib, an Iraqi city 32 km (20 mi) west of Baghdad. It became internationally known as a place where Saddam Hussein's government tortured and executed dissidents, and later as the site of Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse scandal where the United States military's torture of Iraqi detainees was revealed in a series of photographs published in worldwide news media.Under Saddam's Ba'ath government, it was known as Abu Ghraib Prison and had a reputation as a place of torture and some of the worst cases of torture in the modern world. It was sometimes referred to in the Western media as "Saddam's Torture Central". The prison was renamed after United States forces expelled the former Iraqi government, which had called it the Baghdad Central Confinement Facility (BCCF) or Baghdad Central Correctional Facility. In May of 2004, Camp Avalanche, a tent camp on the grounds of Abu Ghraib for security detainees, changed its name to Camp Redemption at the request of a governing council member.The prison complex was built by American contractors in the 1960s, and covered 280 acres (1.15 km²) with a total of 24 guard towers. The size of a small town, the area was divided into five separate walled compounds for different types of prisoners. Each block contained a dining room, prayer room, exercise area and rudimentary washing facilities. Cells contained up to 40 people in a space four metres by four. By the fall of the government in 2003 the five compounds were designated for foreign prisoners, long sentences, short sentences, capital crimes and "special" crimes.
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How to Rebuild a Carburetor
Things You’ll Need: Carburetor kit Safety mask Safety glasses Carburetor cleaner Toothbrush Step1 Purchase a carburetor rebuild kit from the dealer. These kits will usually have all the parts you'll need to rebuild a carburetor, including all of the rubber parts and gaskets. Step2 Prepare your place to work on rebuilding your carburetor. This type of work produces a lot of fumes. You'll want to make sure you have a place with proper ventilation. A safety/vapor mask will help prevent inhalation of fumes. Safety glasses will keep dirt, grease and debris from flying in your eyes as you clean carburetor parts with a brush. Your work area needs to be clean and needs good lighting. You'll be working with lots of screws and tiny pieces.
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Step3 Look carefully at the diagram that comes with your carburetor kit. The kits will differ depending on what kind of carburetor you are rebuilding. Vehicle carburetors are more complex than a lawn mower, of course. Get familiar with the parts your kit contains. Your diagram will be helpful when putting it all back together.
Step4 Start by disconnecting the accelerator pump. Remove the cover. The choke linkages along with the choke itself will need to be removed. Be especially careful to note how the choke linkages fit together. If you write down on paper telling yourself exactly where each part goes as you proceed, it will make it much easier when you put it all back together. Each hose and screw will need to be replaced, so take note where each one connects. Again, different carburetor kits will vary in the exact numbers of parts that they have.
Step5 Use your brush and can of carburetor spray cleaner to clean each part. Some people use a wire brush, but stiff wire can damage delicate parts if you rub too hard. Toothbrushes work well for this type of cleaning.
Step6 Finish by using your kit diagram and the notes you took while taking the carburetor apart to put it all back together. Make sure you tighten each screw carefully. Don't tighten too much or you will strip the threads. Check each part off your list as you rebuild your carburetor. Retracing your steps using the list you wrote will prevent you from forgetting a connection.
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The Beetles' Song List
A Day In The Life A Hard Day's Night All My Loving All Things Must Pass* All Together Now All You Need Is Love And I Love Her And Your Bird Can Sing Anna (Go To Him)* Another Girl Any Time At All Ask Me Why* Baby It's You* Baby You're A Rich Man* Back In The U.S.S.R. Bad Boy Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite Birthday Blackbird Boys* Can't Buy Me Love Carry That Weight Come And Get It* Come Together Day Tripper Dear Prudence Do You Want To Know A Secret* Don't Let Me Down Drive My Car Eight Days A Week Eleanor Rigby Every Little Thing* Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey Everybody's Trying To Be My Baby* Fixing A Hole For No One* Free As A Bird* From Me To You Get Back Getting Better Girl* Glass Onion Golden Slumbers Good Day Sunshine Good Morning, Good Morning Got To Get You Into My Life Hello Goodbye Help! Helter Skelter* Here Comes The Sun Here, There and Everywhere*
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Hey Bulldog Hey Jude Hold Me Tight* I Am The Walrus I Don't Want To Spoil The Party I Feel Fine I Saw Her Standing There I Should Have Known Better I Wanna Be Your Man I Want To Hold Your Hand I Want You (She's So Heavy)* I Will I'll Be Back I'll Cry Instead I'll Follow The Sun* I'm A Loser I'm Down I'm Looking Through You I'm So Tired* I've Got A Feeling I've Just Seen A Face If I Fell* If I Needed Someone In My Life It Won't Be Long It's Only Love* Lady Madonna Let It Be Love Me Do Lovely Rita Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds Magical Mystery Tour Martha My Dear* Mean Mr. Mustard Michelle* Money Mother Nature's Son No Reply Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) Nowhere Man Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Octopus's Garden Oh! Darling One After 909 P.S. I Love You* Paperback Writer Penny Lane Please Mr. Postman Please Please Me Polythene Pam Rain Real Love* Revolution Rock And Roll Music Rocky Racoon Roll Over Beethoven Run For Your Life Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) She Came In Through The Bathroom Window She Loves You She Said, She Said She's A Woman She's Leaving Home Shout* Something Strawberry Fields Forever Sun King Taxman Tell Me What You See* Tell Me Why Thank You Girl* The Ballad Of John and Yoko The End The Fool On The Hill The Hippy Hippy Shake The Long And Winding Road The Night Before The Word Things We Said Today This Boy Ticket To Ride Till There Was You Tomorrow Never Knows Twist and Shout Two Of Us Wait We Can Work It Out When I'm Sixty Four While My Guitar Gently Weeps Why Don't We Do It In The Road? With A Little Help From My Friends Yellow Submarine Yer Blues* Yes It Is* Yesterday You Can't Do That You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)* You Never Give Me Your Money You Really Got A Hold On Me You Won't See Me You're Going To Lose That Girl You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
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Three Dog Night - Joy to the World
Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine And he always had some mighty fine wine Singin'...
Joy to the world All the boys and girls now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
If I were the king of the world Tell you what I'd do I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war Make sweet love to you Sing it now...
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
[electric piano]
You know I love the ladies Love to have my fun I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the world Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls now Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
I wanna tell you Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me
[fading] Joy to the world All the boys and girls
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The Cisco Kid War
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine He drink whiskey, Poncho drink the wine
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande We met down on the fort of Rio Grande Eat the salted peanuts out of can Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel Chased a gringo last night through a field Chased a gringo last night through a field
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine The Cisco Kid he was a friend of mine {fade}
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