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Anyone ever go the full monty in a public place?
How close have you gotten? Swimsuits don't count. I'm talking regular clothing, in full view of at least three other non-related people.
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I walked around in just my underwear once. They were R2-D2 and I didn't want to cover 'em up with clothes. It was skivvies and a tank undershirt. They were polyester or something like that. I followed my big sister up to her friend Anita Joshi's house at the other end of the neighborhood. Then spent the entire afternoon in my underwear poking fern stems into the birdcage.


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I was buck-nekkid when I came out of my mom's hoohah. There were people all over the place and one of them even slapped my butt. I didn't recognize any of them because they wore masks.

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I went nude on a beach in France, but everyone else was naked too.

When I was in my early 20s, I used to go skinny-dipping in the river Thames up at Reading. Eventually I started wearing swimming trunks after someone pointed out to me that it wasn't a good idea to go swimming in a river where there were big fish, with my wedding tackle hanging down like a piece of live bait.

There were a couple of occasions, when I lived on my own, when my friends would came over late at night for a swim in the pool. We were inspired by the REM song Nightswimming and we'd all wander around the garden completely naked. One time we strayed onto the golf course behind the house - a big gang of about 10 naked boys and girls running around cavorting on the greens and leaving arse-shaped indendations in the freshly raked bunkers.

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Sometimes I shower naked.


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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Sometimes I shower.




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I post naked.


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Completely nakid in public? Ha! IN YOUR DREAMS you'll see me naked in public!

I've been naked and have had sex outdoors but it wasn't in public. Really puts the edge on it too. I have to highly recommend everyone doing it outdoors!


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couple summers ago when i was doing work at a camp over on lake michigan each saturday after teh kids left we'd all going skinny dipping.

but besides that, i've wrapped myself in cling wrap for halloween if that counts.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PICS!


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TK-069 said:
PICS!




Just to clarify, I think...I hope, TK is asking for pics of Sneaky Bunny wrapped in clingfilm and not more Llance porn. I don't want to see Llance swaddled in nothing but clingfilm. There are some things that the fragile human psyche is not equipped to deal with.

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That could give people liver-spots.


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