RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I thought this was funny!

We want to trap you though.....

Meeko has 216 posts and I've never noticed him/her before. Weird.

A large number of her posts were made at the Women section.

Oh, I figured Meeko was one of the JLR posters or something...

I dn't post anything THAT interesting That's why! heheh

PI...you're too funny!!

*tee hee*

I think meeko is really trying to tell us that she believes in spankings......

How did you know???

Sooooooo, I'm not pulling off the sweet-n-innocent image?

Dang it Sammitch....I told ya to be quiet!!

oh my god....

A TALKING SANDWICH?!?!?!

Talking sandwiches are gay.

Everything that talks is gay, which is why I always carry with me several text balloons with diverse messages written on them.

You're gay in multiple languages?

I'm not gay! Ok, only in chinese.

He's a eunuch now.

That little monster needs a good spanking and then a long nap. The Dad needs his ass kicked too for being such a wuss!

LLance, you said that out loud...

Ut!

See!

He is a master of the saxophone.

You're the master of the skin flute!

and you're a practicer of penis puppetry!

Stupid Dogg...or, as the ladies like to call him, Snowball.

Joe Mama...or, as the ladies like to call him, Joe Mama.

Andrew Johnson (December 29, 1808 – July 31, 1875) was the 17th President of the United States (1865–1869). Following the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln, Johnson presided over the Reconstruction era of the United States in the four years after the American Civil War. His tenure was controversial as his positions favoring the white South came under heavy political attack from Republicans.

At the time of the secession of the Southern states, Johnson was a U.S. Senator from Greeneville in East Tennessee. As a Unionist, he was the only Southern senator not to quit his post upon secession. He became the most prominent War Democrat from the South and supported Lincoln's military policies during the American Civil War of 1861–1865. In 1862, Lincoln appointed Johnson military governor of occupied Tennessee, where he proved to be energetic and effective in fighting the rebellion and beginning transition to Reconstruction.
Johnson was nominated for the Vice President position in 1864 on the National Union Party ticket. He and Lincoln were elected in November 1864 and inaugurated on March 4, 1865. Johnson succeeded to the presidency upon Lincoln's assassination on April 15, 1865.

As president, he took charge of Presidential Reconstruction — the first phase of Reconstruction — which lasted until the Radical Republicans gained control of Congress in the 1866 elections. His conciliatory policies towards the South, his hurry to reincorporate the former Confederate states back into the union, and his vetoes of civil rights bills embroiled him in a bitter dispute with Radical Republicans.[3] The Radicals in the House of Representatives impeached him in 1868, charging him with violating the Tenure of Office Act, but he was acquitted by a single vote in the Senate.

Johnson's party status was ambiguous during his presidency. As president, he did not identify with the two main parties — though he did try for the Democratic nomination in 1868 — and so while President he attempted to build a party of loyalists under the National Union label. Asked in 1868 why he did not become a Democrat, he said, "It is true I am asked why don't I join the Democratic Party. Why don't they join me ... if I have administered the office of president so well?" His failure to make the National Union brand an actual party made Johnson effectively an independent during his presidency, though he was supported by Democrats and later rejoined the party as a Democratic Senator from Tennessee from 1875 until his death of a stroke at 66. For these reasons he is usually counted as a Democrat when identifying presidents by their political parties.[5] Johnson was the first U.S. President to undergo an impeachment trial; the senate fell one vote short of removing him from office.


He is commonly ranked by historians as being among the worst U.S. presidents.

Civil War Era Humor


ROOSTER... The Confederate Army won many of the battles in the beginning and the middle of the war. One reason was that the Union were the invaders and were attacking fortified positions. The Confederates were entrenched and defending their homeland . They described it best with the expression, " A rooster fights best on his own hill."

"I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?" - Adam Sandler

Ford Fairlane:
Now you pay . . . it's called Citizen's Castration.
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Ford Fairlane:
Top of the world, ma!
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Tourist:
We're from Wisconsin.
Ford Fairlane:
Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here.
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Johnny Crunch:
Guys like you, you do grow on trees.
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Ford Fairlane:
Shake me, Jazz.
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Ford Fairlane:
You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it

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According to the California Academy of Sciences, around 41% of U.S. adults mistakenly believe humans and dinosaurs coexisted. However, the last of the dinosaurs died around 65 million years ago, after the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event, whereas the earliest Homo genus (humans) evolved between 2.3 and 2.4 million years ago.

Ways To Know You Are In Love
The most common but most important feeling is the indescribable butterflies in your stomach.
When you can’t stop thinking about the person despite all your efforts, you may be in love. When the mention of the name is enough to bring a smile to your face, then you may have fallen in love.
When you start caring for the person more than you even care for yourself. However, there is a very thin line between caring about a person and actually loving a person. So interpret the feelings before you express your love.
One sure-fire factor is that you care for him/her like a family or even more than a family and you feel happy when your partner is happy.

Governor Paul Patton Gets Dumped, Closes Home for Elderly

It sucks to get dumped. The pain and humiliation of being sent packing can make you do awful, mean, crazy things. Some people do handle the difficulties with dignity and grace, but former Kentucky Governor Paul Patton is not one of those people.

Patton entered into an extramarital affair with nursing home operator Tina Conner in 1997, but things were not meant to be. Conner ended her affair with the Governor in 1999, but didn't completely cut him off until 2001. That's when Patton decided to get even by shutting down her nursing home.
Two months after Patton was cut off, Conner's nursing home was cited for numerous health and safety violations of a dubious nature. By 2002, Medicare and Medicaid funding had completely been pulled from the facility, and Conner was soon forced to declare bankruptcy.
The affair became public after Conner filed a lawsuit alleging that Patton had targeted her nursing home in retaliation, and his political career was soon over.
Having served 2 terms as governor, Patton left office in 2003, but due to the scandal chose not to run for the Senate in an election that he likely would have won.

Eliot Spitzer's Very Expensive Taste

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer speaks to the media with his wife Silda while delivering an apology to his family and the public following reported links to a prostitution ring March 10, 2008 in New York City. (Getty Images)more pics »
When the Eliot Spitzer scandal broke in March, 2008, the world learned 2 things about New York's former governor. One: He has expensive taste. Two: When he gets upset, he tries to suck his entire face into his mouth. Seriously, how freaky does that look?

Anyway that's the face of a man who is admitting, while standing next to his wife, to spending at least $15,000 over six months on some very pricey hookers. On that same day, the New York Times reported that Spitzer may have spent up to $80,000 on services provided by Emperor's Club VIP, an escort service run by New York Madam Kristin Davis. Spitzer, whose chances for reelection were not looking good anyway, immediately apologized for his behavior and resigned.

Meanwhile, his favorite prostitute became a minor celebrity. Ashley Alexandra Dupre (birth name Ashley Youmans), a call girl in Davis' employ and an aspiring pop star, released her second song on amiestreet.com around 2 a.m. March 13. She also posed for a photo spread published by the New York Post, and was offered the opportunity to pose for skin mags like Hustler and Penthouse.

According to FBI wiretap records, and Madam Kristin Davis, Spitzer had a reputation for being a difficult customer, but Ashley seemed to know how to handle the governor.

"I don't think he's difficult," she said in a wiretapped conversation with an Emperor's Club booker. "I mean it's just kind of like, whatever, I'm here for a purpose. I know what my purpose is. I am not a … moron, you know what I mean."

Spitzer reportedly entered couples therapy with his wife, who stayed with him through the whole thing. He has also shown signs of making an effort to rehabilitate his image, and possibly reenter politics at some point.