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Cuming to Rob Per View this Sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!!!!!! The Main Event: 60 Minute Iron Man Match The Heavyweight Cheese Champ Bsams defends the title against TK-069!   The Intercuntenintal Champ Nowhereman  defends the title against his longtime enemy Kristogar Velo! It's RDCW/rWo SummerScam!
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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 The EuroTrash Champ Joe Mama defends the title against King Snarf in a match six months in the making! Stipulations TBA!! EuroTrash Division #1 Contender Match Grimm VS. Pig Iron! Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy defends the title against PenWing! Who will enjoy the summer and who will get scammed?! It's RDCW/rWo SummerScam!
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Summer Scam! Coming to you live this weekend from the west bank of the Hudson River!
A new match announced. URG will put up his Hardcore Porn Title against the winner of this weeks Havoc Hardcore Threesome match. Will the caveman be dethroned as the King of Pain? There's only one way to find out. See you at the Scam!
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This match just signed! Triple Threat Elimination Tag Legbreakererses 4 Hire vs. Team GOP vs. The Liberal Conspiracy Rumors are flying that Faarooq Oakley X has challenged Chris Oakley to a bout at SummerScam for leadership of the Oakley clan! 
The Madman says: "that's fucked up. that ain't right."
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Am I the only person who would be mildly amused by an Oakley Battle Royale?
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I DEMAND AN OAKLEY BATTLE ROYAL! THIS WILL DECIDE WHO'S THE BESTESTEST OAKLEY!
Fuck you Chris!
Fuck you Pedro!
Fuck you Farooq!
Fuck you Christine!
Fuck you Joe!
I'm Chris Oakley from 40 years in the future!
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Fuck you Joe!
Fuck you, too!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Am I the only person who would be mildly amused by an Oakley Battle Royale?
We tried that. The boards crashed. I mentioned trying it again. The boards crashed again. I think we should leave that one alone.
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Glad I'm not the only one who noticed!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I DEMAND AN OAKLEY BATTLE ROYAL! THIS WILL DECIDE WHO'S THE BESTESTEST OAKLEY!
Fuck you Chris!
Fuck you Pedro!
Fuck you Farooq!
Fuck you Christine!
Fuck you Joe!
You forgot me..........fuck you!
I'm just another buttmonkey.......take me roughly from behind!
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Lots of fucking going on in this thread.......I'm betting Joe Mama is the first to get preggers!
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Nope...'cause I gots me some protection! A baseball bat and a handgun! And, since I know neither of those would really be able to stop YOU, I got the three best things to keep you away: a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and fluorinated water! Cunt!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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You are carrying Oakers baby,we all know!
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Joe Mama's going to give birth to a broken in half statue of liberty!
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You got me, the two of you. I'm pregnant with The Oakley Child. In about a month, I'm gonna give birth right here on these boards to either:
1) A hand (if No-Originality-man has his way)
2) 1/2 of a Statue of Liberty (if SoM gets to cover the birth during his interview segment)
3) A Black Asian Alien with a thick Bostonian accent and self-loathing tendencies (if consentual reality decides)
Damn you two! You ruined the surprise that me 'n' The Doctor cooked up! Now we have to re-write things so that Rex is the pregnant one! And how are we supposed to sell THAT?!?
Oh, wait. It's Rex. It sells itself! (Happy Birthday, Rex!)
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Rex sells himself on street corners!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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3) A Black Asian Alien with a thick Bostonian accent and self-loathing tendencies (if consentual reality decides)
You're giving birth to Tiger Woods?! 
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Rex sells himself on street corners!
Dont; judge me.!!
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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You're his #1 customer!
Only cause you couldnt afford him!
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You are carrying Oakers baby,we all know!
Yeah, this promotion has gotten predictable ever since Vince Russo took over the writing.
And that's terrible.
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RDCW/rWo SummerScam! The Main Event: 60 Minute Iron Man Match The Heavyweight Cheese Champ Bsams defends the title against TK-069! The Intercuntenintal Champ Nowhereman defends the title against his longtime enemy Kristogar Velo! The EuroTrash Champ Joe Mama defends the title against King Snarf in a match six months in the making! Stipulations TBA!! EuroTrash Division #1 Contender Match Grimm VS. Pig Iron! Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy defends the title against PenWing! Hardcore Porn Champ Urg faces the winner of the Hardcore Threesome Match! Chris Oakley vs. Faarooq Oakley X for leadership of the Oakley clan! Triple Threat Elimination Tag Legbreakererses 4 Hire vs. Team GOP vs. The Liberal Conspiracy Pole dancing match! Stareena vs. Nuriko Winner gets possession of the Golden Boobies Award! See you at the Scam!
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Chris & Faarooq are both gay,they better watch their backs (although they do like people coming from behind so maybe they wont watch).
I'm just another buttmonkey.......take me roughly from behind!
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RDCW/rWo SummerScam! Live from the west bank of the Hudson River in New Jersey! The Main Event: 60 Minute Iron Man Match The Heavyweight Cheese Champ Bsams defends the title against TK-069! The Intercuntenintal Champ Nowhereman defends the title against his longtime enemy Kristogar Velo! Last Man Standing The EuroTrash Champ Joe Mama defends the title against King Snarf in a match six months in the making! EuroTrash Division #1 Contender Match Grimm VS. Pig Iron! Lightweight Faggot Champ Son of Mxy defends the title against PenWing! Flaming Tables Elimination Hardcore Porn Champ Urg defends against Captain Sammitch Chris Oakley vs. Faarooq Oakley X for leadership of the Oakley clan! Triple Threat Elimination Tag Legbreakererses 4 Hire vs. Team GOP vs. The Liberal Conspiracy Pole dancing match! Stareena vs. Nuriko Winner gets possession of the Golden Boobies Award! See you at the Scam!
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