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Balls Nasty

Entrance Music: Bad Company by Bad Company
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 295 lbs.
Style: A kind of Macho Man Randy Savage/Ric Flair style. A mix of technical moves and brawling with a splash of showmanship flair.

Moves:

The Kentucky Falls: A Flair style knee drop from the top rope.
The Tavernsmasher: A Death Valley Driver.
The Camero Cut: Sets opponent up for a Samoan Drop, but instead turns it into a deadly stunner. Only used in the most necessary of instances.

Brian Owlmouth (Manager)

Brian Owlmouth began his career as manager of 1960s boy group – The Puppeteers. After parents of the band members took out a restraining order against him, he moved on to make a living from buying out the artist rosters of record companies that had gone into receivership.

In 1990 he purchased the short lived Pink Unicorn Records at auction for the sum of £24 and obtained the services of backwards7 who was still under contract with the label.

backwards7: “Pink Unicorn records had been set up by a couple of builders. They did a lot of cash-in-hand work and they used the business as a way of concealing their profits from the taxman. When I was signed with them they had ten other acts on their books. All the songs on the label were written by a team of in-house writers – Martin Stokes and Jamie Kirk. They used to write soundtracks for pornos in their spare time. Part of the contract specified that artists had to wrestle one another for the songs that were deemed most likely to be hits. That’s how I came to record Kaleidoscopic April Parasol. Jerry (mild mannered, cardigan-wearing, fire-side crooner Jerry Fansfield) was never the same after I beat his head against that table. It was shortly after our fight that he began getting swastika’s tattooed onto various parts of his body and eating raw meat in public. Eventually the label had to let him go.

“Unfortunately, while wrestling to secure a follow up hit, I was injured by the guitar player from the skiffle group The Shoe Shiners. After that I was unable to fight and my career nose-dived.

“When Brian brought my contract he was able to use it to legally bind me to wrestle for him. Now my wife has left me, my children refuse to speak to me and I spend my days wrestling sweaty men in soiled spandex. I quit the music business precisely to avoid this.”

JOHNNY EVIL

He's a cartoonishly evil guy who dresses sort of like Cobra Commander, only in red and black. His fighting style is a mix of "traditional" pro wrestling and mixed martial arts. Some of his signature moves:

THE CLUTCHES OF EVIL: A combined deathlock and facelock.

THE EVILSAULT: Visually identical to an Asai Moonsault, but MUCH more evil.

CRADLE TO GRAVE: Starts out like a fisherman's suplex, but he pauses in the straight up position and drops down for a neckbreaker (so, basically a mexican stretch buster done with a fisherman's suplex hold.)

Rosalita, The Human Lovebomb

Personality/Background: Rosalita is a sultry asian woman, and also Spandex Monkey Man's sidekick. She is similar to Two-Ton Tommy in that whilst she can compete in matches she generally doesn't, preferring to act as Spandex's valet and general dogsbody.

Entrance Music: Spinning Around by Kylie Minogue

Signature Moves:

The Love Bomb (Michniku Driver)
The Mystic East (A Running DDT)

Costume: A Deep Right thong Bikini with Red knee high PVC high heeld boots.

An Asian named Rosalita???

Priceless.

Bearing in mind that she hangs around with a mad superhero, it's only to be expected.

No complaints, only admiration.

Note: When I say treat her like a typical WWE female wrestler, I am talking the works. Wrestling in vats of jelly, pillowfights, public disrobing, anything. She's pretty much a comedy role, to fit in with Spandex's less-than-serious characterisation.

We do that with all the RDCW hotties.

And Rob!

And how!

A few signature moves that arent finishers.

Cunt-Fu kick (a variation on a running insaguri)

Cunt-Fu chop (a strike to the back of an opponents head/neck while standing back to back)

The Fucking Cuntline (a running clothesline)

Chris Oakley

ENTRANCE THEME:Alice in Chains' "Rooster"

SIGNATURE MOVES:The Kill 'Em All(a missile drop-kick off the top rope)
The Full Metal Jacket(a reverse DDT)
The WMD(a flying tackle off the second rope)
The Lock and Load(an Irish Whip/power bomb combination)
The Red Alert(a variation on John Cena's F-U)

OUTFITS:Has adopted military-style garb for his in-ring attire,most notably a "KILL 'EM ALL/LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!" T-shirt from the pages of Soldier of Fortune magazine.

AFFILIATIONS:Former charter member of the Bastardo family

PERSONALITY:Always looking for a fight.Has a chip on his shoulder you could park 747s on.

TITLES HELD:IC Championship,Hardcore Belt

UPCOMING MATCHES:To be announced

Here's Howler's new profile. It'll be updated with further details after a promo I have to write.

Howler

Entrance Theme: 'Hungry Like The Wolf' by Duran Duran.

Signature Moves:

The Full Moon (Clothesline from Hell)
Wolfman Slam (Irish whip and Powerslam)
The Rage(Howler squirts a load of red liquid in the opponents face. A set-up for the Full moon)
Big Business (Fall Away Slam)

Costume: A black suit, with a white shirt and bootlace tie.

Personality: In the ring, Howler is the de facto leader of The Company. As the most experienced wrestler on the team, it is a role he has taken to, and he currently is dedicated to bringing the tag team gold into Company hands.

This is Highwayman's new profile. See Howler's re: further details.

The Highwayman

Entrance Music: 'Stand and Deliver' by Adam Ant

Signature Moves:

Stand and Deliver (Walls of Jericho)
The Hi-Jack (Spinning Wheel Kick off the top rope)
Highway Robbery (Rear Naked Choke Drop)
Big Business (Fall Away Slam)

Costume: Black suit trousers, white shirt and black tie with a black velvet drape jacket.

Personality: Highwayman is definitely one of the less pleasant wrestlers on the RDCW's roster. A notorious cad, he thinks nothing of breaking legs, arms and even necks in his quest to take The Comapny to the very top.

And to cap off the new bios, here's Howlerama's new tag team bio.

Howlerama

Entrance Music: "I Want It All" By Queen

Double-Team Maneuvers: Hostile Takeover (3D)
Consumerism (Clothesline and German Suplex)
The Big Bucks (Super Double Powerbomb)

Name: Bill "Slick Willie" Williams

Manager of The Company

Entrance music: La Grange by ZZ Top

Slick Willie is an oil tycoon looking to have some fun in the wrestling business. He wears a white suit, white cowboy hat and boots, and a black collarless shirt. He is always seen with a girl in each arm, but they vary from week to week and month to month.

Lately, Slick has been regularly accompanied by Annie and Sindy, two of the finest women ever seen in the RDCW.

An alliance with Louie Bastardo has led to the formation of the Family Business, the most powerful faction in the RDCW. Slick leaves most of the day to day decisions to Louie, prefering to remain a silent partner in the arrangement. However, every now and then, Slick does like to make a little noise.

An oil tycoon. I love it!

You love any man,with or without money!

Los Monstros Azules("The Blue Monsters")

TEAM MEMBERS:Senor Perdicion("Mister Doom")
El Daga("The Dagger")

COMBINED WEIGHT:640 lbs.

ENTRANCE THEME:Luis Miguel's "Los Muchachos de Hoy"

SIGNATURE MOVES:El Asesino del Tijuana<"The Tijuana Assassin">(a double flying tackle off the top rope)
El Soplete<"The Blowtorch">(a German suplex followed by a flying legdrop)

APPEARANCE:Blue tights and masks;both men each stand close to 7' tall(hence their name "Los Monstros Azules");can frequently be seen carrying with them the masks or boots of various vanquished foes from previous matches

AFFILIATIONS:Former members of the Bastardo Family

PERSONALITY:Fierce,relentlessly aggressive;go after an opponent's weaknesses like ants after a picnic basket

TITLES HELD:None in RDCW but were 2-time Mexican national tag team champions;individually Senor Perdicion has three reigns as Mexican national heavyweight champion to his credit while El Daga briefly held a hardcore title on the Japanese independent circuit

UPCOMING MATCHES:Entered in the mini-Rumble to determine challengers for the RDCW world tag team titles at No Way Out Of The Closet

Tommy Savitz

Personality: Tommy is a Croatian, who takes his work very seriously. Not that he doesn't have a sense of humour, but when he goes into the ring he does his job, whatever that may be. Also, he's not the type to dismiss the more comedic personas on the roster, like SPAMM or Notwedge, just because they don't work the same way he does. He just doesn't act like them.

Wrestling Style: Tommy's a very technical wrestler, with a strong emphasis on suplexes and submission moves. His general strategy is to knock them to the mat and then lock them in one of his arsenal of holds, including his dreaded finisher, 'The Surgeon's Knife'

Entrance Music: 'All Night Long' by Rainbow

Costume: A white surgeon's jacket that's been butoned up, and black trousers. Tommy also has long-ish hair, like Chris Jericho's except its black.

Signature Moves:

The Surgeon's Knife (Reverse Figure Four Leglock)
The Anaesthetist (Belly to Belly Suplex)
Amputation (Triangle Hold)

Ian St. John Bond

HOMETOWN: London,England,UK

HEIGHT: 5'11"

APPEARANCE: usually wears dark blue or silver three-piece suits;sports a Union Jack stickpin on his tie and a gold Timex digital watch on his wrist

PERSONALITY: a cross between William Regal and Theodore Long. Loves to dazzle the fans by making the most spectacular possible entrances to the arena he can think of;one time he actually parachuted onto the roof of a Liverpool gym and then rapelled into the ring from one of the balcony sections of the stands.

BIO: This former Scotland Yard undercover detective comes to RDCW after enjoying a highly successful decade-long career on the independent circuit in Britain and Ireland. Having recently made the switch to managing,Ian arrives in RDCW with a threefold mission:1)recruit a stable of RDCW fan favorites to oppose the Bastardo Family;2)help fellow British superstar James Fantastic win his personal war against Louie Bastardo;3)shake up the RDCW tag team division,which he worries is in danger of becoming stagnant.

ENTRANCE MUSIC:The title theme from the BBC's House of Cards mini-series

UPCOMING APPEARANCES: will make his first official RDCW appearance at the 2/15 edition of Tuesday Night Havoc

FAVORITE QUOTE: "Anyone who tries to wage a battle of wits with me will find out that I'm armed to the teeth."

Jesus H Christ,everyone knows British people are gay!



































































......Fuck it!

Here's how I see some of the guys round here, in terms of equivalent characters. I know I'm probably over generous in some areas, but hey, I'm allowed to be.

Nowhereman- Steve Austin/Sting
James Fantastic- Shawn Michaels/Eddie Guerrerro
Notwedge- Hogan
Snarf- Edge if he won something
Chris Oakley- Randy Orton
Joe Mama- Kurt Angle
Grimm- Undertaker (Is he not the man?)
Darth- Kane
Tommy Savitz- Chris Benoit
Charlie- Spike Dudley
Spandex Monkey Man- Eugene, Mankind and The Hurricane all rolled into one.
Los Monstres Azules- The Hardyz
Howler- JBL
Highwayman- Christian

Kurt Angle, eh? Interesting. Earlier in this thread, I said I saw myself as a Tommy Dreamer-meets-Arn Anderson type. Interesting the change that takes place when you go full-heel. Interesting selections, SPAMM.

Where am I? Am I not comparable to anyone? Really. I want to know, because I have no idea who I compare to.

I see you as being kinda like The Rock. Very much the people's champ, the face and good guy. Frankly, I'm voting for you at Robblemania

Cool. Thanks for the compliment!

Interesting list. Let me pick it apart.


Nowhereman- Steve Austin/Sting
Spot on with what he's been doing. Good call.

James Fantastic- Shawn Michaels/Eddie Guerrerro
Interesting. I can see some of that. I don't know how the musician angle works into it, but movewise, I can see parts of it.

Notwedge- Hogan
Quite honestly, I know you don't mean it that way, but this imo, is a tremendous insult to Notwedge. NW's character pulls more from Mick Foley, and in some regards is actually similar to your own.

Snarf- Edge if he won something
I can see where you're coming from here. It fits.

Chris Oakley- Randy Orton
I can somewhat see this, with the parallels to Oakley being ousted from the Bastardos and Orton's removal from Evolution. Interesting. What I was attempting with recent recaps, especially with the Rumble recap, was 96-97 era Steve Austin, around his feud with Bret Hart.

Joe Mama- Kurt Angle
Very curious. Now that JM's a Bastardo, I see him more in the Arn Anderson Enforcer role of the old school 4 Horsemen.

Grimm- Undertaker (Is he not the man?)
Heh. Thanks. I do use a lot of that. Also right now, I'm using some of ECW era Raven and mixing that in. I think some have added in bits of Batista as well, which I don't have a problem with.

Darth- Kane
Yep, I can see that one, too.

Tommy Savitz- Chris Benoit
Seems to work.

Charlie- Spike Dudley
Heh!

Spandex Monkey Man- Eugene, Mankind and The Hurricane all rolled into one.
Right on.

Los Monstres Azules- The Hardyz
Don't see that one at all.

Howler- JBL
Highwayman- Christian
Interesting choices. Before Capt. Sammitch started posting, Doc and I were using him in a sort of Christian like role. Once he discovered the forum and actually began posting, he didn't want to go with that, though. He wanted a more Benoit/Jericho like character.

PenWing- The Rock
Hurm. Don't see that one either. To me, PenWing fits closer to Jericho, although not as sarcastic. I dunno.

I hoped somebody would spot the recent Stone Cold style I been throwing in.
I kinda dropped the Jericho,humour & the Undertaker big dog stuff & replaced it with the Austin,no allies,tweener role.
Obviously Sting has always a big influence in my current persona!

I don't know if I could figure out many easy parallels for my character. Although I agree with the aforementioned - I was going for a classic face with good technical wrestling skills, so a Benoit/Jericho sort of character works for me.

I'd say I'm more like Christian than Edge. I'd say like I'm Christian but slightly more badass.

I seem to remember comparing you to Christian some time ago!

It's all opinion, Spamm. We're just trying to find enough common ground to get the general sense down.

Sammitch-Matt Hardy is an interesting comparison.

Son of Mxy actually bases a lot of his persona on early to mid nineties Shawn Michaels. The sort of cocky heel who's really good and is popular enough to switch over to being a face without much persona change. Wrestling wise, he's been watching a lot of Japanese stuff, and I think that's reflected in his last update.

PenWing vs. Fantastic, you say? Hmmm. . .

I wouldn't mind going against Penwing, if only as a neat parrallel with the Jericho/Benoit feud of recent months.

I've written Face Fantastic as having a great respect for Penwing, and I sorta modelled elements of him on Penwing. Not very well, I grant you, but I still did.

If there's one thing that the RDCW lacks, it's actual muscle, by which I mean big muscular types like Batista and Chris Masters. We have several aerial superstars (man, our cruiserweight division could be so cool), and a lot of middleweights, but no real muscular types (I don't place Grimm or Darth in this category as they're 'Big guys').

I actually see a bit of John Cena's backstory in my guy. They both started as heels, but got their big push as faces.

I see the RDCW as ECW meets Attitude-era WWE. Not a ton of big guys, but the characters are so interesting that you don't miss 'em too much. I see Grimm, Darth, Nowhereman, and URG (obviously) as the few stereotypical "big men".