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jolene blalock



full name: jolene blalock
birthdate: march 5, 1975
place of birth: san diego, california
height: 5'7"
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I'm awfully glad that Leonard Nimoy never posed like that.


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First time I saw Jolene was in that NBC crapfest, Jason and the Argonauts. I knew, right then, I had to masturbate to her pictures.

Sooooo.... eventually she was featured in Maxim, and I got to spank it. Then she got cast as a Vulcan, and her sex appeal went down to like, 1.

I have standards. Heh.

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Sooooo.... eventually she was featured in Maxim, and I got to spank it. Then she got cast as a Vulcan, and her sex appeal went down to like, 1.




Shiiiiit! I think she makes a pretty hot Vulcan.

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It's only logical . . .


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Stoic, emotionless Trek babes are hot...

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Man, she is so good looking she is almost not good looking.

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That... doesn't make sense to me, but we'll work with it...

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it's like she is so good looking that I feel like I'm looking at, I dunno, a manniquin, not a real woman.

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mainstream mags stealing from the rkmbs!


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ZOD does not think that's Jolene, but the 24 babe Elisha Cuthbert.


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it's like she is so good looking that I feel like I'm looking at, I dunno, a manniquin, not a real woman.



four words: airbrushed.

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mainstream mags stealing from the rkmbs!




What's a rkmbs?


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It'd be even funnier if it wasn't true.

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it's like she is so good looking that I feel like I'm looking at, I dunno, a manniquin, not a real woman.



four words: airbrushed.




I see three words: "air", "brush", and "shed". Oh, wait, the other one must be "rush". Tricky.


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