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Why Chris?

You are almost pure evil.

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Way to rip off my question to Chris!!! You Plaigarist!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Well he avoided the question.....

I think we all deserve an answer!

Does he also crust kittens and puppies under a cruel bootheel?

Does he take special trips to spit and taunt poor, sick, or dying children?

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Chris Oakley HATES AMERICA!


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Kurt Angle would so disapprove.


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Why Chris?

You are almost pure evil.




You guys are jumping to conclusions,OK?I never said any such thing;all I did was question whether what Rex told me about the winner of "Murder in Small Town X" was true.You're trying to put words in my mouth and I'm not happy about it.

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Then why would you bring up a three year old topic about him?


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Well,nobody else had posted on it and I didn't want RK thinking his efforts to spark discussion on that show had been a total waste.

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I hate America..............Chris confided in me that he too hates America!
You know I never lie!

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Well,nobody else had posted on it and I didn't want RK thinking his efforts to spark discussion on that show had been a total waste.




I'm sure he hasn't had a good night's sleep in the past three years for that very reason.


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No that would be cause LLance rapes him every night!

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I hate America..............Chris confided in me that he too hates America!




I never did anything of the kind,asshole.You're lying like the proverbial cheap rug.

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I hate rugs that asians make because they're cheap! like the Jews!


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Do us all a favor,Rob,and ban these alts.

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No that would be cause LLance rapes him every night!




I wouldn't give LLance the time of day.

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Chris Oakley said:You're trying to put words in my mouth and I'm not happy about it.




What would he be happy about them putting in his mouth???

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No problem Chris,I'm glad you've admitted your hatred for America.
Honesty is always the best policy!

BTW,LLance says you better get that anal rash checked out!

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Chris does hate America,I used to hate America when I was him!


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Stop picking on me. I'm not man enough to defend myself and I wet the bed.


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You fooled me for a second...

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Stop picking on me. I'm not man enough to defend myself and I wet the bed.




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I can smell it from here.

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Chris Oakley said:You're trying to put words in my mouth and I'm not happy about it.




What would he be happy about them putting in his mouth???




heh, that was too easy...


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Do us all a favor,Rob,and ban these alts.




I'm sure next you'll be wanting to take away their right to vote. When will this persecution end, Chris?


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Poverty Lad said:
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Chris Oakley said:You're trying to put words in my mouth and I'm not happy about it.




What would he be happy about them putting in his mouth???




You know what I'd be happy about,PL?I'd be happy about somebody taking a gun and blowing JQ's brains out.

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Sounds like a murder threat to me!

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Where did that animosity come from, Oakers? You discover that JQ was a fireman at Ground Zero, too?


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Don't be fooled, Kris. Oakley and JQ are GOOD friends. Check out the Wrestling Death Pool for the clarification. Really, JQ...pandering to us so we'll like you: that's SO sad!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Sad, but usually effective.


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Sounds like a murder threat to me!




Yeah. Doesn't he remember what happened to that Ronin fucker from Athanon?

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Athanon was retconned out during John Byrnes time on these boards!

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Run, coward!


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SINISTAR could kick Zod's ass.................easily.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he''s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I''m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."


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