RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Media Great movie quotes

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"Oh my cock!" -The Sweetest Thing

"I'm coming! I'm coming!" -American Pie

"The condome is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night and in the morning you throw it away. The condom not the stranger." - Fight club

" Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."-The Big Lebowski

"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. " -Boondock Saints

"Son of a bitch must pay."

"A fellow could have a fun weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
~ Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong (Slim Pickens); Dr. Strangelove

"Have you paid yer dues?"
"Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
-Big trouble in little China

"There'll be no living with her after this."
-Pirates of the Caribean

"50,000 people think they're taking the train home tonight.What do I tell them?"
"Put on extra buses."
Volcano

"Yes Todd Boden, that was his name. Todd Boden, Todd Boden. He wanted to know everything, thats how he put it. Everything. These things I'll say boy they wont go away. Not for you, Not for your family. It's one thing to lie to your guidence counselor or your parents, it's another thing to lie to reporters. You have to be amazing. Can you do that, boy? I know I can."

"Fuck you."

"Dear boy, I thought we were fucking each other."

-Apt Pupil

"Who you callin' scumbag... motherfucker?!" - Ghosts of Mars

"Listen shitkicker, you're one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven, ya hear me?" - Blade II

"Fucking northern monkeys!" Lock stock & two smoking barrels

"LET'S FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK!"

- Frank, Blue Velvet.

Kill Bill Vol 1


O-Ren Ishii : As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time. I didn't think so.
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The Bride : [spanking a young member of the Crazy 88s with her sword] This is what you get for fucking around with the Yakuzas. *Go Home To Your Mother!*
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Earl McGraw : Son number one?
Edgar McGraw : Yeah?
Earl McGraw : This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
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Sushi Bar Assistant : [Japanese] What'd ya want?
The Bride : [English] I beg your pardon?
Hattori Hanzo : [English] Oh..."drink"
[makes drinking motion with hand]
The Bride : [English] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please.
Hattori Hanzo : [English] Warm sake? VERY GOOD.
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] One warm sake.
Sushi Bar Assistant : [Japanese] Sake? In the middle of the day?
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] Day, night, afternoon, who gives a damn? Get the sake.
Sushi Bar Assistant : [Japanese] How come I always have to get the sake? You listen well... for thirty years, you make the fish, I get the sake. If this were the military, I'd be General by now.
Hattori Hanzo : [Japanese] Oh, so you'd be General, huh? If you were General, I'd be Emperor, and you'd STILL get the sake. So shut up and get the sake.
Hattori Hanzo : [English] Do you understand?
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Hattori Hanzo : I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
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Copperhead : So when do we do this?
The Bride : It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead : How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride : Splendid, where?
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Kill Bill Vol 2


Bill : I call it "The Undisputed Truth," with twice the effect of sodium penethol, with none of the druggy after effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it?
The Bride : Euphoria?
Bill : Yeah.
The Bride : No.
Bill : Oh, too bad.
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Larry Gomez : Just what are you trying to convince me of? That you're about as useful as an asshole right here?
[pointing to his elbow]
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Budd : You're telling me she cut through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?
Bill : Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
Budd : How come?
Bill : I don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.
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[to The Bride, about training with Pai Mei]
Bill : He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women... so in your case, it might take a while.
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Elle Driver : The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word..."gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.
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Bill : Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S is the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race, sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plumpton.

Batman (1966)


Miss Kitka : My name is Kitayna Ireyna Tatanya Kerenska Alisoff. I work for the Moscow Bugle.
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Commissioner Gordon : It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?
Batman : Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...
Commissioner Gordon : You mean where there's a fish there could be a penguin?
Robin : But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!
Batman : Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg...
Commissioner Gordon : The Joker!
Chief O'Hara : All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!
Commissioner Gordon : A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...
Batman : The four of them... Their forces combined...
Robin : Holy nightmare!
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Commissioner Gordon : Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and CATWOMAN, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
Batman : We've been given the plainest warning: they're working together to take over...
Chief O'Hara : Take over WHAT, Batman: Gotham City?
Batman : Any *2* of them would try that!
Commissioner Gordon : The whole country?
Batman : If it were 3 of them, I would say yes, but *4*? Their minimum objective must be... THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Thank you, IMDB.

"YIPPIE-KA-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER."

"Is that some kind of white cunts joke that black cunts dont understand?"- Lock stock & two smking barrels

"sometimes you just gotta let go....get yourself a new watch"

MIDNIGHT RUN

Have you seen my baseball?

Franks n beans!

He was masturbating!

I work with retards.

WHO HERE KNOWS WHO CHARLES WHITMAN WAS? NONE OF YOU DUMBASSES KNOW?

BECAUSE I AM HARD YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME. BUT THE MORE YOU HATE ME, THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN. THERE IS NO RACIAL BIGOTRY HERE! I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON NIGGERS KIKES WOPS OR GREASERS. TO ME YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS.

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage." -- "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

"Wait! Where're you goin'? I was gonna make Espresso." -- "Young Frankenstein"

"Now you have one hand to wipe your ass with! You wanna keep it??" -- "Showdown in Little Tokyo"

"This from the guy who still owes me 10 bucks over that bet about what was gonna be the bigger movie - 'E. T.' or 'Krush Groove.'"
"Hey, fuck you, man, 'cause time's gonna tell on that one." -- "Dogma"

"Evil is an ABSTRACT! It's a HUMAN construct! But true to his nature, Man won't own up to being it's engineer. So he chooses to blame his dark deeds on my ilk. But his selfishness is limitless. It wasn't enough just to shadow his own existence, he turned Hell into a SUFFERING PIT! Fire, brimstone, wailing! The kind of place ANYONE would do ANYTHING to get out of! And why? Because he lacks the ability to forgive himself! It is beyond your comprehension to do simple recompense for the sins you commit. No, you choose instead to invent a psycho-drama and dwell in foundless belief that God could never forgive your grievous offenses. So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you into Hell where the hoards of thousands of unhappy human imaginations fill the chasm since the first one of your kind arrived generations ago, begging to be punished. In doing so, he transformed Hell from cold and solitude to PAIN and MISERY! I've spent eons, privy to the flames, hearing the wails and gnashing of teeth you bring. I KNOW WHAT AFFECT such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an angelic being! Would you like a glimpse at Pain Eternal? LOOK! I would rather not exist then go back to that. And if everybody has to go with me, so be it! " -- Dogma

"So you don't believe in G-d because of 'Alice In Wonderland?'" -- "Dogma" (you can tell I like this movie)

Ha, HA! I wasn't even with a hooker today!

Screw you buddy, I work for Mel Brooks.

Baby? What is this baby? The furor never said baby.

Ulla. Go. To. Work.

"'Scuse me while I whip this out..."

-Blazing Saddles

Dock that chink a days pay for nappin on the job.

Ditto.

"It's good to be the King."- History of the World, Part 1

"We'll catch those crooks red-handed!"
"What color are their hands now?"- The Great Muppet Caper

"This is my boomstick!"- Army of Darkness

"Yippe-kai-yay, motherfucker!"- Die Hard

"GO HOME...............GO HOME................"

Muppet Movie

"I've been, uh, working out" Superman 2

"Are you alright?"
"Yeah, it's laundry day"
-Die Hard 3

Saw that last night, didn't you?

"You sending the wolf?"
"Yeah, happy now motherfucker?"
"Shit negro, that's all you had to say!"
-Pulp Fiction