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He's not such a bad guy! I remember when he dropped me on my head when I was born and split my skull open, he was kind enough to douse the wound in his expensive imported vodka and wipe the blood away with my old diaper. And when Joe's boyfriend left him, dad spent the next couple nights with him so he wouldn't feel so lonely! And when Pedro came into town dad bought his whole suitcase of cocaine from him so his children wouldn't lose anymore fingers to the crime lords! Of course it was only Monopoly money, and it caused the death of Pedro's whole family, but dad meant right by it! And when dad sometimes dresses as Christine to make me feel like I have a mommy, he even tucks his peepee between his legs! so guys, see? Dad's not so bad.
töten sie alle nicht weißen männer!
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Whoever created this alt ID has a warped sense of humor.
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I agree, it takes a truly twisted mind to conjure up someone as unbelievable as "Chris Oakley"...creative, though.
And that's terrible.
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now now little chris, go back to your room and play with yourself while antoine and i go intot he other room and plug up a hole.
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The avatar alone cracks me up.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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oh shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're just not quite where Chris is.
Start trying to being witty without actually being witty.
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The lying cunt trying to pass himself off as Chris Oakley said:
now now little chris, go back to your room and play with yourself while antoine and i go intot he other room and plug up a hole.
Drop dead.
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