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post under my real username ever again!

Being Chris Oakley is a comedy goldmine!

Now stop making fun of me or I'll kill you!


stand back!
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I'm the real Chris Oakley, bitch! *


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I am Chris Oakley!

I'll punch you in the face!


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I am the victim here!


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Wasn't there a song about this?

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Chris Oakley please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Chris Oakley please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

I'm Chris Oakley, yes I'm the real Oakley
All you other Chris Oakleys are just imitating
So won't the real Chris Oakley please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?



(Dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes and ginsu knives)


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I wish Sneaky Bunny would imitate a frog and croak.
The world would be a better place without her.

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The world needs more frogs, man.



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