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Post your favorite quote here!
I used this as a sig a while back:
"I'm a tasteless, uncouth, mindless, tone-deaf, randy, blokeish, semi-literate space bum!"--Dave Lister, Red Dwarf
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"Frell me..." - Chiana, Farscape
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Quote:
Humans are SUPERIOR!!!
John Crichton, Crackers don't matter - Farscape
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"Ocupation?"
"Eeeerrrrmm... Bum."
Kryten and Lister, Red Dwarf.
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"WATCH OUT FOR THAT STAR!!!"
"Sir, we are 5 million Km away, I'm sure we can evade it"
Rimmer and Kryten, Red Dwarf
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"well watch out for that planet!"
"But that's the planet we're heading for."
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CHANGE IN PLAN.....
LEG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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“They must have looked something like… A roast chicken.”
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“ A garbage pod!!!”
“It’s a smegging garbage pod!!!”
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Your nickname was never 'Ace'! Maybe 'Ace-hole'
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We will cease to be HERE, because none of this will have
occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf, before all this
began. With, of course, no memory of these events, which, of
course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we
will have no memory of them. In which case, Mister Rimmer,
Sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you
are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it
has ever been my misfortune to encounter!
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Ahhh, Mr War sir it would appear due to circumstances completely
beyond my control there's been a bit of a cock up in the bravado department
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"Go to red alert."
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb."
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Well, she's no good to you now. Not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path.
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"Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal bastard."
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"Why you stuck-up . . . half-witted . . . scruffy looking . . . nerf herder!" - Leia to Han 'The Empire Strikes Back'
Ahh man... - Bianca
Ahh woman... - Pat
Bianca & Patrick ~ September 30, 2006
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"Caw caw, bang, fuck, I'm dead!" - Michael Wincott as Top Dollar in "The Crow"
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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"I love you!"
"I know." - Han and Leia, The Empire Strikes Back
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"Kryton, kindly get to the point before I shove your face between your cheeks and make you the filling of a buttocks sandwhich."
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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"He's dead, Jim." 
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"You want to squeeze my buttocks together, to form one juicy peach." Pete Tranter's Sister
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You can't seduce me, Pete Tranter's sister.....
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