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Pantsless Productions announced today pre production has started on their first feature film, "Sancho and Pele vs. The Vampire Women From Mars"
PP has commissioned a script with Anthony Conn, Jerry Davis and Steve Taylor handling the bulk of the writing.
 Anthony Conn has been tapped to direct. Casting is in the preliminary stages already signed or in negotiations are Jason Taylor as Reporter Rod Johnson. Vern Stricklett as The Mastermind. Chris Petitt as Shocker. Pat Taylor and Sharon Horton as The Vampire Women. El Poco Gigante,The Great Meco, Sancho and Pele will play thereselves.
The movie will feature Sancho and Pele as they battle the Evil Mastermind and the Vampire Women From Mars as they try to take over the Earth from rural Appalachia. The production company hopes to achieve great success by combining cheap Lucha Wrestling rip off gimmicks with a strong dose of dick, fart and homophobic humor. The movie has been decribed by some as a cross between Plan 9 from Outer Space and shawshank Redemption only without the prison stuff and things, actually I guess the vampire chicks and the saucer are the only thing similar to plan 9 even.
Budget for this picture is set in the high 7o's as most of the cast has agreed to take beer in lieu of monetary compensation, with most of it scheduled to be shot on location in Adams County Ohio. Filming is slated to begin in early November.
More details as they become available.
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Director Slated For Mexi-Masked Homage
Masked wrestlers (or "luchadores") are no stranger to the cinema of south of the border (a staple of the Mexican film industry for decades), but....Ohio?
Yes, southern Ohio and northern Kentucky are about to experience a whirlwind of grapplers with secret identities, not to mention spacecraft, evil geniuses, and vampires (!?!) as pre-production of the independent low-budget Sancho and Pele vs. The Vampire Women From Mars begins.
In the director's chair, Anthony Conn, a 30 year old former native of rural Adams County, Ohio, has this to say about his directorial debut:
"Basically, the film stems from a mutual love for several things shared by myself, Jason (Taylor) and Jerry (Davis)...."
Taylor and Davis are creditted with the multiple titles of executive producers and cast members of SaP vs. TVWFM.
"...those things being cheesey science fiction films and masked latinos. I like to blame society for turning us into the cinematic deviants we are today. "Society" being our nuturing enviroment of backwoods Southern Ohio, where it's either going into the family business of making corn whiskey.....or, film. We chose film. Less jail-time and no worries about 'revy-nooer' men..."
Conn's love for "cheesey" sci-fi can be traced to The SpeakEasy , a film review website he started in 2001, where he comments on so-called "bad" movies on a regular basis, as well as other assorted bits of pop culture news. The first time director is also a regular contributor to ATTACK of the 50 ft. DVD , a site devoted to reviewing DVD releases of a genre nature.
I's be Hyp-mo-tized!
" hadn't seen a body put together like that since I solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits"- Steve Martin, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
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Slam Entertainment has announced today a exclusive deal with Pantsless Productions to produce and market the DVd release of "Sancho and Pele vs. The Vampire Women From Mars". Slam Entertainment will make this release a cornerstone of their December Online launch. Slam Entertainment plans to feature an eccletic mix of original Wrestling and Low Budget Picture DVD releses.
Vern Stricklett President of Slam had this to say about the deal, "With our focus on original B-Movies and Wrestling content we look for this picture featuring Lucha and Vampires as a perfect fit. I have personally seen The Lords of the Dance(Sancho and Pele) perform before live audiences and know what a great reaction they recieve, one can only imagine the possibilities when they are transformed onto film.".
Pantsless Production Marketing V.P. William B. West also commented on the recent deal, "We feel that our partnership with Slam and their promotional machine will help get word of our project out to a larger audience, while we feel very confident in our in house production letting someone else handle the video marketing seemed the best course.".
Pantsless is currently in negotiations with several online original content providers about liscensing the rights to the picture. It is being written in a way that will allow for the movie to be enjoyed as one piece or as a serial.
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Uh huh. 
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This, quite possibly, could be the greatest movie ever.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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I'm currently watching this, in eager antcipation of the project:  as well as this: 
I's be Hyp-mo-tized!
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King Snarf said:
This, quite possibly, could be the greatest movie ever.
Aye. Verily.
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...im working on getting some of the script online, the major obstacle being it is being written in pen and everyone is to lazy to transcribe it yet......
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email it to me and Ill do it...
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can you type it into an email for me so i can send it to you?
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working on it as we speak...
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ill actually be at Ohaire for 1/12 on a layover saturday ill just drop it off with a security guy in a brown paper bag, you can pick it up from them!
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just leave it in on the floor unattended Im sure the guards will get it for me....
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im going to wash my hair before the trip i think ill leave the towel on my head......
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and wear your fatigues, theyre quite comfortable for the flight...
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good idea, should i take my black super soaker? i hear Seattle is quite hot this time of year?
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You might need something sharp to cut open the box you'll put the script in.....
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that script is da bomb yo!
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If you cant respect this forum you will be banned from it!
There is a forum called off topic,stay there!
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we dont shit in our own toilets!
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Its simplebritneyspearsatemyshorts,on these boards you at least have respect for the other forums.
Even guys like bsams dont spam the other forums.
We have a saying in England "You dont shit on your own doorstep!"
Spam the shit out of the off topic forum,thats what its for,but unless you have something to contribute,stay out of the other forums!
If that makes me uncool in your book,I couldnt give a shit!
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Legion HQ was a different thing entirely,those guys were given a free home here & they did nothing but piss & moan!
As for your first comment,to be honest,I've not seen any spamming from those guys in any other forum (except maybe the rkmbs forum).
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whats the dillo? ive been pretty fair to you guys i think. last warning.
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I'd like to let the screenwriters know that if they need any information on Mexican culture I'm avaliable to supply it to them, since I'm from one of those countries and they're all the same thing. Also, I can suggest jokes that are offensive to mexicans... we got plenty of those over here because we hate them for taking the whole magic border to themselves.
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Anyone who doesn't run....is well disciplined VC!!
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