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Hey boys and girls, here's a new edition of our favorite game,

Beat this Caption!

Your job is to supply a better caption than the one with which I have provided you. Bonus points go to proper grammatical usage resulting in sentences that do not end with a preposition. Of course, since points are meaningless, proper grammar is not something you should worry about.

Whoops, there go my bonus points!

Without further ado . . .



The Blade:Trinity game for the new PSP was the latest in life-like interactiveness.

Beat that, suckers!


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Rob gets his hands on a PSP, is shocked at how much it kicks ass.


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i already said it would kick ass!




... i have no caption yet.

... what the fuck is going on in that picture?


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Michael Jackson and his fellow members of NAMBLA get their hands on the new game Pete Townsend was researching for PSP.

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Little did the shoppers know that the PSPs were tampered with by the Joker.

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Joker: Have you shipped a million of those things?
Scientist at Axis Chemicals: Yes sir!
Joker: Ship 'em ALL! We're gonna take 'em out a WHOLE NEW DOOR!


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Having run out of ideas, Hollywood releases "The PSP", a horror film where victims who use the product end up looking like Michael Jackson in seven days.


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Little did the shoppers know that the PSPs were tampered with by the Joker.




WINNER!


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