RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts which co worker do you hate?

so mostly everyone knows i teach in a school. My sister works with me and is a fiesty girl. She will not hesitate to bitch you, bitch a parent out(in a nice way of course but they still know theyre being bitched at) , a fellow employer, or one of the heads of the school out. She has don this many a times.

She particularly has an ongoing prob with a woman who taught there up til last year but now is the "liason" between parents, students, and teachers. Basically she does nothing but walk up and down the halls and yell excuse me. . These 2 can't stand each other!! Theyre always getting into some arguement over something stupid. The woman waits outside my sis's door just waiting to find something wrong to tell her about.

So today after the christmas party we're getting ready to leave and she says my sister has to go back to the school because she left a tape recorder on the floor COME ON!!!! YOU GOTTA COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. She's totally just looking to pick on her at this point!

I dont have a problem with her but even i looked at her like are you for real?!! My sister was irate! She flew outta there and was cursing up a storm, she even started to cry! My sister NEVER cries!! She went on to list all the clashing they had from last year and this year. I told her to call the principal and pastor and set up a meeting to talk about this once we get back to school.

And for making my sister cry 3 days before christmas, Karen is the co worker i hate

Is your sister in a teacher's union?

She should use it, if so.

I could write a fucking book on all the retards I've worked with.
The worst have to be the forty year old cunts that have to talk about how they were molested by their dad, and then they complain about how evil all men are. Funking bitches.

nope, no union! We work for pennies of the catholic school system. Shes working part time in staten island and maybe offered a full time position there. If this happens it'd be hilarious cuz then this bitch would be forced to teach 2nd grade since they'll never get a teacher for half the year better yet someone who can control these kids!!

I hate pretty much all of them. Specially when they leave me alone in the register and theyre all having a great time talking to each other or going away to drink coffee while theres a big line forming. pisses me off.

My nemesis is getting shipped out of my area by mid-January to a job that is essentially a downgrade. I found that out last week. Merry Early XMas to me!

Probably the one I am having prosecuted for Official Misconduct

I TOTALLY understand DK...I used to work with a buncha suckily, mean people! I still get spam/hate mail from them from various email address. Some people just thrive on making other's lives miserable. My mom works for an insanely mean principal who just looks for ways to torture her.

Case in point...Christmas party for the teachers of the school. Jasmine found everyone a job at the academy (which my mom helped start back in the seventies) except my mother who found that part out at the party when everybody started talking about where they were going next year. I'm just glad my mom has five more months there and she never has to put up with a mean, sarcastic, cunning principal like that again. It's gotten so bad my mom even has to take anxiety medicine to cope. That's really pathetic when the people you work with are that mean!

What is your heritage?

EELS
Hey Man (Now You'Re Really Living


Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor
And cry your guts out 'til you got no more
Hey man now you're really living

Have you ever made love to a beautiful girl
Made you feel like it's not such a bad world
Hey man now you're really living

Now you're really giving everything
And you're really getting all you gave
Now you're really living what
This life is all about

Well i just saw the sun rise over the hill
Never used to give me much of a thrill
But hey man now you're really living

Do you know what it's like to care too much
'bout someone that you're never gonna get to touch
Hey man now you're really living

Have you ever sat down in the fresh cut grass
And thought about the moment and when it will pass
Hey man now you're really living

Now you're really giving everything
And you're really getting all you gave
Now you're really living what
This life is all about

Now what would you say if i told you that
Everyone thinks you're a crazy old cat
Hey man now you're really living

Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor
And cry your guts out 'til you got no more
Hey man now you're really living

Have you ever made love to a beautiful girl
Made you feel like it's not such a bad world
Hey man now you're really living

People sing
Do you know what it's like to fall on the floor
And cry your guts out 'til you got no more
Hey man now you're really living

Just saw the sun rise over the hill
Never used to give me much of a thrill
But hey man now i'm really living

Sounds fair to me!

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28) All Muslims are not Arab. Islam is a universal religion and way of life which includes followers from all races of people. There are Muslims in and from virtually every country in the world. Arabs only constitute about 20% of Muslims worldwide. Indonesia has the largest concentration of Muslims with over 120 million.

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A rascal lived a hard life and barely managed not to starve to death.

One day he happened to pass a household that was holding the funeral of one of its family members. He slipped in and cried bitterly in front of the memorial tablet of the dead. Nobody knew him, so, surprised, people asked him why he cried.

"I was best friends with the dead. We hadn't seen each other for months. Now he has passed away, how could I not feel sad? Since I just happened to be passing, I wasn't prepared for this. All I can do now is to cry for my best friend, which is an expression of our friendship." The family was deeply moved at this and invited him for dinner.

On his way home the rascal met a friend whose life was equally precarious. "Where did you manage to eat and drink today?" the friend asked the rascal, who told him the story from beginning to end.

The next day the friend also found a family that was holding a funeral and cried likewise. When they asked him the reason, he replied that he was a best friend of the dead. Before he had finished, however, he received a storm of blows and kicks. The deceased of the family was a young housewife.

super troopers

College Boy 2: You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

super troopers

Captain O'Hagan: [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Quotes about Andrew Johnson

to perpetuate and embitter in the minds of the Southern people, that feeling of jealousy and hostility against the free States, which has at length culminated in rebellion and civil war. Up to 1860, he had been for 20 years among the most bigoted and intolerant of the advocates of slavery and Southernism.

-The Nashville Press (February 1863)

The Girlfriend Song


when my girlfriends not around i masterbate when
my girlfriends not around i masterbate

i fucked myself late last night because i had
nothing else to do i love the way i masterbate
because the girl dont know what to do

when your girlfriend is around i halucinate when
your girlfriend is around i halucinate

i see your girlfriend through my eyes as someone i
could fuck i hate my girlfriend for what she is
goddamn i think im stuck

when your girlfriend is around i halucinate when
your girlfriend is around i halucinate

went to prison for a dui jacked myself until i got
real high i fucked my pillow i fucked my hand im a
horny little bastard understand

Girlfriend: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, problems and
lighten your burden
.
Boyfriend: It's very good darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girlfriend: Well that's because we aren't married yet..


Girlfriend: You are sure that you love me only
?
Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list..






Girlfriend said to boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be your forever.

Boyfriend: Thanks for the warning.


Ford Fairlane:
Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir.
Lt. Amos:
Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?
Ford Fairlane:
I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer.
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Ford Fairlane:
Now you pay . . . it's called Citizen's Castration.
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Ford Fairlane:
Top of the world, ma!
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Tourist:
We're from Wisconsin.
Ford Fairlane:
Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here.
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Johnny Crunch:
Guys like you, you do grow on trees.
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Ford Fairlane:
Shake me, Jazz.
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Ford Fairlane:
You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it

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There is no evidence that Vikings wore horns on their helmets.

Ways To Know You Are In Love
The most common but most important feeling is the indescribable butterflies in your stomach.
When you can’t stop thinking about the person despite all your efforts, you may be in love. When the mention of the name is enough to bring a smile to your face, then you may have fallen in love.
When you start caring for the person more than you even care for yourself. However, there is a very thin line between caring about a person and actually loving a person. So interpret the feelings before you express your love.
One sure-fire factor is that you care for him/her like a family or even more than a family and you feel happy when your partner is happy. Actually, love is feeling of oneness and when you start enjoying the joys of your partner, you should know you are in love.
You feel corny and you can talk to him/her endlessly without getting bored. When it is just a crush, you would get bored after a while. In addition, when you are in love, you would remember even silly things about your partner.
When you are in love, you feel fiercely protective about your partner and you feel proud of them.
It is truly said that when you are in love, you have no eye for anyone other than each other. If you don’t even mind general PDA that is public display of affection like holding hands etc, then you may surely be in love.

Republican congressman Jon Hinson was up for reelection in 1980 when his closeted gay life became public knowledge.
During his campaign, the Mississippi representative was revealed to have been arrested in 1976 for exposing himself to an undercover police officer at the Iwo Jima memorial in Washington, DC. Upon admitting this, Hinson also admitted that in 1977, he was one of 4 survivors rescued from a fire in a local gay cinema.
Despite these revelations, Hinson claimed he was heterosexual, remained with his wife, Cynthia, and went on to win his 1980 reelection bid. But he wouldn't keep his office for long. In 1981, Hinson was arrested in a men's room in the House of Representatives when he was caught giving oral sex to a male employee of the Library of Congress. This would end his congressional career. Hinson was charged with sodomy, a felony at the time, though the charge was reduced to a misdemeanor. Hinson resigned from the House, soon ended his marriage and came out of the closet.

Hinson took up the gay rights cause, advocating for the admission of open homosexuals into the United States military. Sadly, Hinson died in 1995 of respiratory failure brought on by AIDS. (More at Wikipedia)

Bob Packwood's Bizarre Diaries Used Against Him

In November, 1992, the Washington Post ran a story detailing accusations made by 10 different women that painted then-Senator Bob Packwood (R-OR) as a hamfisted misogynist bent on sexual gratification.

Packwood first denied the accusations, but when his (hilariously awful) diary was subpoenaed by the Senate Ethics Committee, it became clear that not only was he guilty of all manner of sexual misconduct, he also thought of himself as a "stud." Here's one particularly damning excerpt:
Grabbed Tracy Gorman behind the Xerox machine today and she got a little pissed. What’s the big deal? I was smiling while I did it. She made this big stink about it and it took me about two hours and a couple of thousand dollars to calm her down. I have one question — if she didn’t want me to feather her nest, why did she come into the Xerox room? Sure, she used that old excuse that she had to make copies of the Brady Bill, but if you believe that, I have a room full of radical feminists you can boff. She knew I was copying stuff in there. I had my jacket off and my sleeves rolled up, revealing the well-defined musculature of my sinewy arms which are always bulging with desire. I know what she wanted. This didn’t require a lot of thought.

Having won reelection just before the Washington Post went to press with the story, Packwood was reluctant to resign. It took a Senate Ethics Committee's unanimous agreement that Packwood should be expelled from the Senate to convince him that it was time to move on. In September, 1995, he finally resigned from the Senate. Following the death of his political career, Packwood put his insider experience to good use and started a lobbying firm called the Sunrise Research Corporation.

45. "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with." - Rodney Dangerfield

48. "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde

5. "Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn

Nobody likes a rat.