RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts My new off/topic offensive thread

I haven't started one in a while so here I go.

Pretty good so far.

nice. both off-topic and offensive.

Finally, the voice of reason.

don't forget the jewish black space aliens!

Fuck all y'all. Fuckers.

Nuke Florida also. nothing good has come out of that state in years.

True dat.

that's what duct tape is for, robot.

...or you and Jaburg and your mutual "friend" could all put your teeny little weenies in the cunt's mouth at the same time and that might be ENOUGH to shut her up!

Balloonknot has spoken.

hatever happened to that girl who used to fake seizures at frat parties when she got bored? And who used to run up to the roof of our first apartment building to flash the traffic helicopters? Have you totally forgotten about her? Because I haven't.

What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.

Everywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

Do you remember the first time? I can't remember the worst time. Now I don't care what you're doin'. Now I don't care who you're screwin'. Oh, yeah, we've changed.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.

Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin' it our way.

There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We're gonna make our dream come true.
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.