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I do weed, and ocasionally shrooms.
I don't touch the chemical ones.
What about you all?

You're not just a tool........you're the whole goddamn tool shed.

your mom likes my tool.

your mom likes my cock.

Do you really have to resort to making fun of my mom? This is the deep thoughts forum. Please stay on topic.

if by topic, you mean your mom. Then I'm "on-topic" (if by topic you mean your mom).

Caffeine

Do you like repeating yourself? Did you forget what you were saying fuckwit?

Zebrahead
I Hate Christmas


Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I'll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade.
A Lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I'll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

[Rap]
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
And then he came down with his belly of jello.
He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

[Chorus]
(now everyone - sing)
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year.

Merry Fucking Christmas
South Park


I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass
And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout..

Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you---.(Prolongue)
*clapping*
Thank you, Mr Hat..

Yeah, I just smoke pot. I quit cigs for good two years ago. The last time I took acid was, like, 1997. Shrooms, even earlier. I did Ecstasy...once. Didn't like it. Smoked hash a couple of times. No cocaine. No heroin (except what was in the eX). Never snorted or injected anything, ever. Not my party. Learned to not pop pills (Loratabs, valium). It's addictive as fuck for me. It was a struggle to let go of those.

I think that's about it...

I smoked so much pot last night I couldn't move. It was the strongest shit I ever had. I think I'm still a little high from it.

couldnt tell you the strongest shit i ever had.
-dave

my shit can bench 600 pounds

I do shit push ups.

your shit is shit and its death will be rejoiced

Once you go black
you never go back
?

Take away ecstasy and add coke and lose the no in front of heroin and replace heroin with methadone (rehab friend liked to share) and that pretty much sums up my drug history too.

I'm years late, but...

I was gonna say that I have never done any drugs but then I saw that picture, and now I aint so sure.

I was always told growing up that ain't fell in the paint. lol no its not a word.
quoted by rextard.

fuck off!

Who or what is this "Elliot" ID? I neither get the jokes, nor do I get who he/it is supposed to be? Who are the two people in the avatar? Is this a Brit thing?

Its an insurgent.

Iconolast, rex. They prefer to be called "Iconolasts."

They both mean mentally challenged window licker, don't they?

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This is gonna take a while.

i just smoke weed. lots and lots of weed.

It doesn't show.

You Might Be Canadian If...

You know what "Canuba" is. You think it's pretty damn funny.

Your gravy boat is shaped like the Bluenose.

You refuse to consume chocolate that doesn't come in either Smarties, Coffee Crisp, or Laura Secord format.

No you fuck off!

Do your white supremacist masters know that you're a burnout?

between that and figuring out i'm a half-breed, i was released from my servitude to the master race.
pro tip - liking hitler ddr doesn't make one a white supremacist.

or very bright.

You're right. I should be referring to you as a Nazi sympathizer. My mistake.