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and I have to go sleep just a little more because my head hurts and I taste like vomit.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Happy Birthday Uschi!

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Enjoy it, kiddo! It's all downhill from here on!

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Happy B-Day Uschi......I'll write you a poem later.

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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY HOPE I HAVE A FUCKING GREAT FUCKING TIME!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

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I'm sorry Uschi.

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Happy B-Day


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I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Next to her name. DUH!!!

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Next to her name. DUH!!!







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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Happy birthday uschi-sneaky bunny-pit pat weird drunk russian girl.


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Birthday.


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Set phasers to "party down".


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Shit. You're approximately 18 1/2 years younger than me.


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Your daughter is about that age....wink...


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still as annoying as fuck...someone make glacier a eunuch..fuck rackin' 'im.


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Excellent.

Oh, Happy 21st Uschi!

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Done...


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I like your lists.......especially the reax one.

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Even though you are on the gay list?


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everybody's on the gay list

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This is true...


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And you are a poet laureate...


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Uschi as promised a birthday poem for you my sweet......Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!


Uschi Had A Birthday by Peter J. Pappas

Uschi had a birthday yesterday....yes this much is true
And all the boys were fighting to get next to her....you had better know Kung Fu

When she first arrived here we weren't sure if she was a boy or girl at first
Then she showed us all some pics of her to quench everybody's thirst

I for one always knew she was all woman...she smelled a little fishy if you know what I mean
However, just because of her womanly smells doesn't mean she isn't clean

So let's all say it one more time....Happy Birthday Uschi
And we hope you get what you really want....a nice stiff cock in your puschi



Note to All: This and many other fine poems can be found at "Rex's Poetry Corner" in the Writer's Block Forum.(my new favorite forum by the way)

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Clap..clap...clap....bravo.

PJP for poet laureate.


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He writes poems......it's what he does.


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Huzzah! Thanks for the happies! It was happy!


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Did you like the poem?


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