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Probably cause I'm lazy...or sumthin'.
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Probably cause I'm lazy...or sumthin'.
Do, d'ja get laid this weekend? You were pining for Saturday...so, give.
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and Love.......so exciting and new
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soon we'll be making another run
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Probably cause I'm lazy...or sumthin'.
Do, d'ja get laid this weekend? You were pining for Saturday...so, give.
Well, we did dinner, watched a movie, exchanged gifts, talked a lot.
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And then she broke up with me.
Yeah! Harsh!
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Shit, man, that totally bites. Sounds like you had no clue this was coming since you were so looking forward to Saturday...damn....sorry man.
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Thanks for the sentiment, but this just means all the time I invested goes to waste. I didn't have time to get emotionally attached, so that's no big deal. I appreciate her honesty and the fact that she waited to tell it to my face. But she's a bit too (brutally) honest. That's going to intimidate some poor guy some day.
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Thanks for the sentiment, but this just means all the time I invested goes to waste.
If I may wax philosophical...nothing ventured, nothing gained. I think one can learn, at least about oneself, from just about any relationship.
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Yeah I learned that if girls think making out is a 'big step' in a relationship, they probably aren't good at it!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained...true that brother.
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But...I'd rather have her hand.
And boobs.
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I'd rather be grabby grabby grabby!
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Jeremy.....that fucking bitch did you wrong man......sorry to hear about that.
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Well at first I figured she had her reasons, therefore no harm no foul. At the very least, I still don't care. However THIS JUST IN: Yours truly told a buddy of mine on campus here about the events that transpired. He knows her too, and reportedly she wanted him in the worst way possible. Well he informed me that she's a big fat liar. And whether or not she's being honest about her virginity is up for grabs. So in short...THAT BITCH!!  End rant. In the words of BSAMS...More to come!
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I betcha her ass is still virgin.....you should go and violate that.....you earned it.....afterwards r3x will bring you a frosty beverage to quench your thirst.
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hmm, least im not the only one haveing a rotten vday
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Probably cause I'm lazy...or sumthin'.
Do, d'ja get laid this weekend? You were pining for Saturday...so, give.
Well, we did dinner, watched a movie, exchanged gifts, talked a lot.
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And then she broke up with me.
Yeah! Harsh!
You should have said to her "Well, you're still down with taking a Valentine's Day facial, right...?" and then gave her the puppy eyed dog look.
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I betcha her ass is still virgin.....you should go and violate that.....you earned it.....afterwards r3x will bring you a frosty beverage to quench your thirst.
Never.
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DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE PJP? DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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PRIVATE PJP ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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SIR NO SIR........BUT THOSE TROUSERS COMPLIMENT YOUR ASS VERY NICELY SIR!!!
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Stop, I am going to blow my load if I see that picture one more time
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