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Hello everybody! I'm your new friend, and I'm here to teach all of you about good manners, eating your healthy crunchy vegetables, buckling your seatbelt, and many more happy things too numerous to mention!
Let's all sing a song!
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HELLO TUBBY PURPLE DINOSAUR. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY, I WILL SING WITH YOU. OUR FIRST SONG WILL BE ABOUT AN ESKIMO WITH A COLD PUSSY.
SING YOU MAGGOTS!!!
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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Barney said:
Hello everybody! I'm your new friend, and I'm here to teach all of you about good manners, eating your healthy crunchy vegetables, buckling your seatbelt, and many more happy things too numerous to mention!
Let's all sing a song!
You're going to fit right in with this bunch, Barney.
Welcome.
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Barney said:
Hello everybody! I'm your new friend, and I'm here to teach all of you about good manners, eating your healthy crunchy vegetables, buckling your seatbelt, and many more happy things too numerous to mention!
Let's all sing a song!
You're going to fit right in with this bunch, Barney.
Welcome.
I really feel this thread should've been reserved for Alt-Ids baed on tv/movie characters.
Bow ties are coool.
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Which is exactly why I posted here: I wanted to ruin it for you.
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If you need a soda or snack just ask r3x ......he'll get you whatever you want.....he is here to serve people like us.
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THE WAY I SEE IT LADIES YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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...but not for a jelly doughnut...uh...SIR!
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Barney said:
Hello everybody! I'm your new friend, and I'm here to teach all of you about good manners, eating your healthy crunchy vegetables, buckling your seatbelt, and many more happy things too numerous to mention!
Let's all sing a song!
Thank you, no. I can't quite put my finger on it, old sport, but there's something about you I find rather disturbing.
God Save The Queen!
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If by disturbing you mean gay, then you're right on the money.
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HELLO TUBBY PURPLE DINOSAUR. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY, I WILL SING WITH YOU. OUR FIRST SONG WILL BE ABOUT AN ESKIMO WITH A COLD PUSSY.
SING YOU MAGGOTS!!!
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD!
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD!
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If by disturbing you mean gay, then you're right on the money.
Actually, old man, I was referring to that eerie feeling I have that our dinosaur friend is engaged in some sort of sinister brainwashing.
God Save The Queen!
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Heh, you called me old man. You're funny.
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And we said, "Nay. We are but men." RAWK!!!
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Barney said:
Hello everybody! I'm your new friend, and I'm here to teach all of you about good manners, eating your healthy crunchy vegetables, buckling your seatbelt, and many more happy things too numerous to mention!
Let's all sing a song!
Start us off!
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