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Here are some of my favoites from klinton.


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This is severly fucked! Seriously, how long is it before we start seening these people rounded up and placed in death camps? Nothing about this is even remotley funny or something to make jokes around. It's just fucked.





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Ah, Viagra....They should really start selling that shit with a gram of cocaine, or at least marketing the possibilities of combining the two. The world would be a much happier place. Ladies are no longer the only ones who can have a string of orgasms.




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What the fuck is your issue mate? I mean really, what the fuck is wrong with you? This kinda shit trancends humor and leaps into the realm of just fucked up. Do you need a fucking hug? A gun to end your miserable existence? I don't even knowe why you are allowed to post here anymore. This shit's just not funny. You're a sick fuck, mate. Get help.




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You stupid, ignorant fuck. You wanna talk mooching? Check the American import vs. export ratio, and couple that with the national debt load. Take a look at most of the leading advances in medicine lately...they don't come stateside. And you'll note that us socialist countries don't need to defend ourselves from 'evil' terrorists, as they are more interested in pompus fucks like you...when they're not just made up boogymen trotted out at your administration's convenience. And here in Canada we enjoy free speech to extents that you repressed fucks can't even begin to comprehend. Protesting in Canada works, and brings change. No one is above public scrutiny here (witness the ongoing sponsorship hearing as we speak).

Educate your stupid white trash self before you open your mouth.





Feel free to use any of those in your signatures.

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Uh...wow. I really like to say 'fuck' don't I? Hrmmm...I'll have to expand my vocabulary, me thinks.


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Try 'eh' more often. It'll demolish a lotta stereotypes.


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I like how I've gradually developed the ability to make people laugh while giving zero indication as to whether I'm being serious, sarcastic, insulting, or complimentary. Who wants to waste time reading into what I type anyway?


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It's not like anyone is listening.















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If you like Cnada so much why don't you move there, or someting?

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My Parties
well this is my back yard - my back gate
I hate to start late
here's the party cart - ain't that great?
that ain't the best part baby - just wait
that a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze
portable hammok baby - who needs trees
it's casual entertaining - we aim to please
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check out the shingles - it's brand new
excuse me while I mingle - hi, how are you
hey everybody - let me give you a toast
this one's for me - the host with the most

it's getting a trifle colder - step inside my home
that's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone
that's a musical doorbell - it don't ring, I ain't kiddin'
it plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbon

boy, this punch is a trip - it's o.k. in my book
here, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit
ah, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook
let me show you honey - it's easy - look
you take a fork and spike 'em - say, did you try these?
so glad you like 'em - the secret's in the cheese
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don't talk to me about the ozone layer
ain't much of anything these days, even the air
they're running out of rhinos - what do I care?
let's hear it for the dolphin - let's hear it for the trees
ain't running out of nothing in my deep freeze
it's casual entertaining - we aim to please
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Here's another one:



Come on...'Mixed race' thing? Black women have an inherent dignity and respect for themselves that no white woman I've met can even come close to. They are sexy, even when they're not as attractive a the girl next to them.


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I recently saw this whacked out nutjob on the TRIO channel, but it smacks Klinton about canadian free speech..free speech my ass...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=david+icke+banned+in+canada&btnG=Google+Search

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David Icke? Isn't he the guy who believes that lizard-people rule the world?

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I said whacked out nutjob...I think he believes they are jewish too, but as I said..banned in Canada..


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That's nothing compared to the case of Holocaust-denier Ernst Zundel who was recently deported to Germany.

Canada tolerates a lot of things, but hate speech isn't one of them.

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Aaaaahhhh, but is that free...????


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I don't know why this thread is titled "Canadians say the dumbest things", since clearly this thread is directed to one poster (klinton), and every quote above is from one poster (klinton) who just happens to live in Canada.

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There.


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He's been improving of late, I think.


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David Icke? Isn't he the guy who believes that lizard-people rule the world?



He was a tv sports presenter over here in the UK & also used to be a goal keeper in professional football (soccer) before that.
One day he decided he was the son of God!

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Nowhereman said:
One day he decided he was the son of God!




David Beckham's future?

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Nah,he'd never be able to spell God!

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It's back! I thought for sure this was going to be an ongoing project for you Rex, and then it just dissapeared.


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It's back! I thought for sure this was going to be an ongoing project for you Rex, and then it just dissapeared.




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We got another one:

You really need to educate yourself you arrogant unemployed white trash fuck.

Anarchism is not the desire to run ramapant, free of any accountability. It is a movement bent on deconstructing centrally controlled society (getting back to basics, relying on your immediate neighbours as opposed to an a convoluted governmental system). At heart thier deires are pure...they're just not realistic.

To point out the fact that these people work (something your lazy ass probably finds incomprehenable) and seek compensation for thier efforts (yes, their books cost them money so they can't just give them out) is hardly a detriment to thier ideals. And yes, if you paid any attention to social anylists, society as we know it is in for some drastic changes...the fiirst fruits of which we are seeing daily (contemplate the breakdown of political relations between nations, the depletion of oil reserves and the growing poverty rate worldwide....without getting into specifics).

Fuck...where the hell do you get your bloody attitude? Wake the fuck up, get a fucking job and stop freeloading off your mom...and then maybe you deserve comment on someone else. Until then, SHUT THE FUCK UP!


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....mate.


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