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She failed. Laughably. After she went off on her "wonderful" life, I told her about my girlfriend, our 6-year relationship, and my great job. The only way her response could have been better is if her face literally fell to the floor and made a wet splatting sound when it hit. She basically said "Oh...great...good for you..." and walked away. Made my whole damned day.
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I take it she was a bitch.
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Well she did date Joe Mama...
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She failed. Laughably. After she went off on her "wonderful" life, I told her about my girlfriend, our 6-year relationship, and my great job. The only way her response could have been better is if her face literally fell to the floor and made a wet splatting sound when it hit. She basically said "Oh...great...good for you..." and walked away. Made my whole damned day.
Now I know it's not just me who gets that whole bad timing thing from them.
Someone told me years ago, "It's in their blood, but in the rare moment they time it right, it's all worth it." Was he right?
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Well she did date Joe Mama...
shut up. 
it's twue...it's twue...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Now I know it's not just me who gets that whole bad timing thing from them.
Someone told me years ago, "It's in their blood, but in the rare moment they time it right, it's all worth it." Was he right?
I dunno...I've been with the same gal for 6 years, so I'd think so. As for the ex, you think that - after 6+ years - she'd be able to move on with her life and be able to have a conversation devoid of bitterness or just ignore me. The fact that she needed to strike up the conversation that backfired on her is more sad than anything else. Some people just decide to stay bitter, I guess. And I believe that it's a person's conscious choice to be bitter or not.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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What you need to do is trick a woman into thinking you could be a project. Once they find out you have a flaw they can fix, you're in. I've done this several times.
Pay attention to this boys!!!!! This is the truth!!!
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I don't know how to dress myself, difficult kind!
Please help!
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What you need to do is trick a woman into thinking you could be a project. Once they find out you have a flaw they can fix, you're in. I've done this several times.
Pay attention to this boys!!!!! This is the truth!!!
Is this how Rob tricked you into dating him?
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not that big of a project! I'd start by picking out your clothes. That's always a project girls start with!
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I need a girlfriend just to teach me how to dress. All I have now are t-shirts and jeans.
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get some noce button downs and polo shirts with khackis. As long as you look neat you dont have to worry about an exact style. i mean i dont know what kinda things youre used to wearing but just dont go out looking like a complete mess! That never gets the girl!
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I think being unemployed is what is stopping me from getting girls. Once I get a job I'm spending the first couple paychecks on clothes.
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I have nice clothes. Girls just don't like me.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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What you need to do is trick a woman into thinking you could be a project. Once they find out you have a flaw they can fix, you're in. I've done this several times.
Pay attention to this boys!!!!! This is the truth!!!
I don't know how to undress myself, difficult kind!
Please help!
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All I have now are t-shirts and jeans.
Me too, Old Navy rules. I have some khakis though. But as for the polo shirts and rugby shirts...I won't wear 'em. I wore the same color polo shirt for 8 years of grammar school. They just aren't my style.
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So do all women cry when you catch them lying? Or is it just the really psychotic ones?
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Its like they hear anything logical or fact based and they start blubbering. I'm surprised most of you make it through childbirth.
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Its like they hear anything logical or fact based and they start blubbering.
So you admit that you are a woman...finally.
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If they're psychotic, they will first cry when you catch them, and then say "I didn't mean to deceive you." or something similar.
An accident is when you grab a small handful of ice cubes from your freezer to put in your cup/glass and one drops on your foot, or when your foot slips off the brake and hits the gas, or when you try to punch open a box of Pepsi fountain syrup and you mistakenly hit the metal bar and break your metacarpal. (I wish I didn't know that first hand)
Not that everyone's perfect, but there is such a thing as abusing the privilege. You sure wouldn't "accidentally" tell a huge lie or a series of "little white lies" to someone if you care deeply for them. It's just not logical. I'm sure I'd be on the verge of tears when first faced with the decision of having to deceive someone, or even hiding/concealing something they deserve to know, no matter how they may take it.
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No, I said wish. Sorry, man.
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One damn minute, admiral.
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Oops! .. I thought you meant just logic. Didn't realize you meant the "al" part also.
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Girls are just screwed up in general. I think I've had more of my guy friends actually hurt lately from the so called "good girls" they dated than ever before. Maybe we just forgot how to treat each other kindly. It's always ticked me off how some girls lead a guy on and them crush them. That's so totally wrong...dangling with another person's emotions should be illegal.
Anyways you guys deserve better than the way girls are treating you. Just relax and be yourself. Remember that when the right girl comes along she'll treat you like the great guys you are. Hang in there!
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That was pretty gay.
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Girls are just screwed up in general. I think I've had more of my guy friends actually hurt lately from the so called "good girls" they dated than ever before
There are no more Good Girls. You want a good girl, you pretty much have to reserve their relationship rights immediately after they pop outta the womb. All you gotta do is wait 18 years...
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It's always ticked me off how some girls lead a guy on and them crush them. That's so totally wrong...dangling with another person's emotions should be illegal.
That's always been The Way. Since pre-history. Delilah... Lot's dumbass wife... Cleopatra... Queen Isabella... Jenna Jameson. The tradition continues.
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Anyways you guys deserve better than the way girls are treating you. Just relax and be yourself.
That's what I've been doing my entire life. What I don't understand is why a girl either leaves or subconsciously or quite possibly intentionally fucks things up if they're going too good.
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I call bullshit.
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There are no more Good Girls. You want a good girl, you pretty much have to reserve their relationship rights immediately after they pop outta the womb. All you gotta do is wait 18 years...
No, there are some. Their just harder to find. I've known a couple good girls that were in their mid 20's.
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...HAW!
OK dude. Did they tell you they were good or could you just look and tell on your own? A girl who says she's good, isn't.
Just like an alky says he doesn't have a problem.
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That was pretty gay.
http://www.rkmbs.com/...e=0&fpart=1
Catch up Rex....
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So do all women cry when you catch them lying? Or is it just the really psychotic ones?
Dunno. I got a bunch more lies, followed by a letter in the mail saying she was lying the whole time and that she was leading a double life. Lying...double life...I see the similarities. 
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None of these women ever said they were good girls. Its a matter of opinion. I think a good girl is someone who has never had a one night stand, doesn't have sex until they are way into a relationship, they do not act or dress slutty, and they are generally liked by everyone. I've known and dated several women that fit that description.
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A. Are they available?
B. Are they hot?
C. Send them my way.
Good girls also don't have emotional issues. A couple girls I dated had issues and they knew it. Those are the worst type man.
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I don't know if they are available anymore.
Yes, when I knew them they were extremely hot.
No.
No women is without emotional issues. The good ones know how to deal with them, the bad ones don't.
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