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captain sammitch isnt rob in disguise,i am.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Captain Sammitch Loves To Choke His Chicken!
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Foreign object inhaled
If you or your child inhales a foreign object, see your doctor. If the inhaled object causes choking:
Use the Heimlich maneuver to try to remove the object.
Dial 911 or call for emergency medical assistance.
To perform the Heimlich maneuver on someone else:
Stand behind the choking person and wrap your arms around his or her waist. Bend the person slightly forward.
Make a fist with one hand and place it slightly above the person's navel.
Grasp your fist with the other hand and press hard into the abdomen with a quick, upward thrust. Repeat this procedure until the object is expelled from the airway.
To perform the Heimlich maneuver on yourself:
Position your own fist slightly above your navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand and thrust upward into your abdomen until the object is expelled, or lean forward over the back of a chair to produce this effect.
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I’m crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
I’m crying, I’m crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I’m crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.
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Steve, will that fit in your sig?
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terse and overused. I vote 'no.'
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Captain Sammitch: When you really, really need a last resort...
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Quote:
rex said:
Quote:
Chewy Walrus said:
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rex said:
Captain Sammitch: Not to be confused with chewy walrus.
This one's my favorite.
I still say this is the best one.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I still agree with you. Still, that doesn't mean that all efforts should cease...
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Should we start PMing him?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I'm just waiting for some more quotes to roll in.
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Quote:
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P.S.As if I don't have enough drama in my life,my brother was arrested this afternoon after we got in an argument.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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"And you will know my name is Sammitch, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
"Captain Sammitch - because you don't want no scrubs!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Can I have your pencil sharpener?
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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Captain Sammich
Fighting for truth, justice, and the pursuit of a really tasty hougie.
I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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"Captain Sammitch: King of the Luchadores."
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"Captain Sammitch: Filled with the cold-cuts of Truth."
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"Soup's on, bitches, and Captain Sammitch is here to ladle it out!"
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"Captain Sammitch: I'm pretty sure he could change a tire."
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"Captain Sammitch: The Bizarro-Carson Daly."
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Captain Sammitch: Real man. Real Sammitch.
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 All in the span of like two hours! 
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Captain Sammich. Meh, It's better than Captain Underpants.
I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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Captain Sammich. Now only 6 calories.
I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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"The sun never sets on Captain Sammitch."
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"Captain Sammitch: Because Captain Panini sounded too gay."
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"Captain Sammitch can pound nails into an oil drum with his fists while singing a lullaby so beautiful, children happily cry themselves to sleep."
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You're outdoing yourself. I can only put up two quotes from any one poster per sig. Try and contain your brilliance. 
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CAPTAIN SAMMITCH IS THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTASY TO GIVE HIM A REACH AROUND!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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Captain Sammich. No not a wrap, a sammich.
I don't do drugs, because I am drugs!-Salvador Dali
MST3K:
Master's Wife: The child is a female. She must not be destroyed. She will grow up to be a woman.
Joel: Oh, is that how that works!
Wednesday-I will make for you a brother. He will be Jason Jr.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Dave Barry
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