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Show opens with video footage of last weeks RAW,with Shatista powerbombing Lemmy......sorry HHH through a table!
Out comes HHH dressed to fight so I guess we have a match straight away!
He picks up a mic!
He stands saying nothing for ages.
He starts saying Shatista is gay so he isnt afraid of him or his small penis!
He says Shatista wont beat him cause he is the game blah,blah,blah,heard it all before!
He says Shatista is a 300lb child!
He says he is Shatistas father & he wants to abuse him!
Well no match yet........but wait,out comes The "jobber" Hurricane!
Hurricane gets punch before he enters the ring & gets slammed into the steps several times!
HHH mounts him & starts punching him!
He then drags him up the ramp & pedigrees him onto the steel!
The bell hasnt even rung!
HHH gets back in the ring & picks up the mic again & starts threatening Shatista!
He then walks off!
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Poor Hurricane  ......nothing like being the sacrificial lamb!
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Out comes Benoit!
JR says they are at the Dunkin Donuts centre,and King says its obviously JRs favourite arena ever............he made a fat joke!
Hassan comes out with his little German friend!
Apparently Hassan is undefeated........funny I'm sure he's been disqualified before!
The little arab is shouting lots of German outside the ring!
Both guys are trading moves or punches!
Benoit gets the early upper hand for five seconds!
Benoit goes to lock in the crossface but lil arab gets on the apron causing Benoit to chase him outside the ring only to run into a clothesline from Hassan!
Back in the ring Hassan has the upper hand now!
Hassan locks in some move but Benoit fights back!
Hassan tries to force Benoits face into his cock!
Ref gets knocked down!
Lil arab passes ring bell to Hassan,Benoit suplexes him but he holds onto the bell!
Benoit doesnt see it & does a flyinf headbutt only to nut the bell!
Benoit gets pinned,but kicks out!
A low blow from Hassan,and Benoit wins by DQ.
Ok,JR finally gets it right & says Hassan has not been pinned or forced to submit!
We see a clip of Edge attacking HBK last week!
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Back again!
JR goes on about Wrestlemania a bit more!
Latest inductee into the hall of fame is Hulk Hogan.......Robs gonna shoot his load!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shatista is walking through a corridor!
Coach comes over & tells him that Trips is gonna beat him up!
Shatista has actually improved his mic skills!
Trips is watching tv & grand wizard Flair runs in to tell him Shatista is here!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RACK Nowhereman for the brilliant review!
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Back once more!
They go on about skanky Hemme doing her Playboy shoot!
Christ I hate her!
Fucking ugly bitch!
Yay!
Shelton Benjamin is gonna defend the IC title!
Lillian Garcia is in the ring......I wanna fuck her......she should do Playboy!
Shitsky is his challenger,but if Shelton gets disqualified,he will lose the title!
Benjamin fires off on Shitsky,but Shitsky gets the upper hand!
Nice reversal from Benjamin is wasted as he ends up getting a big boot for his trouble!
Shitsky gets a chair,drop kick from Benjamin knocks chair out of the ring but Shitsky hits him!
Attempted slam from Shitsky into a lovely reversal from Benjamin,a DDT,followed by a stinger splash & a t-bone for the pin!
Benjamin wins!
Smackdown rebound!
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Yeah,yeah,we're back obviously!
Pipers pit will return at Wrestlemania & Austin will be his guest!
Chris Bastard comes to the ring.
I could see someone already in the ring while JR & King were telling us about Austin & Piper so its obviously another squash!
They show the damage he did to Steven Richards last week!
They show us a shot of Richards face afterwards!
Who the fuck is he fighting?
He hits the nameless jobber!
Christ,this guy makes Shatista look like Bret Hart!
He locks in his finisher & its over!
FUCK OFF WWE THIS IS SHIT YOU CUNTS!!!
JR walks to the ring for some reason!
They show a clip of Be cool!
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man do i hate when the fans chant batista
they never get it right! its too many syllables for wrasslin fans.
they never know where to put the emphasis. so one half chants "baTIsta," and the other chants "ba ti sta." you don't have to chant the wrasslers name!
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Flair just herniated 2 discs
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Back!
Fuck this show is making me ill!
Another clip of Shatista powerbombing HHH!
JR is in the ring & calls Shatista to the ring!
Shatista comes out wearing a suit!
The audience love it!
JR asks Shatista why he decided to stay on Raw & face Trips!
Shatista says everything is about Trips!
He made a decision last week to do something about that!
He says he played with the game last week!
JR says HHH is gonna beat him up!
Batista says he doesnt give a shit!
He goes for some pops be calling Raw the best show!
The audience chant his name!
He says Trips is the best in the business & possibly the best ever,but he is bigger,stronger & smarter than Trips!
He quotes Flair!
Out comes James Hetfield........sorry,HHH & Flair!
Shatista takes his suit off and beckons them towards the ring!
Trips send Flair to the other side of the ring!
Both guys enter the ring from opposite ends & Flair gets punched out,twice while Trips leaves him to it!
Spinebuster to Flair,Trips is back in,but leaves again!
Shatista gets a Shatista bomb!
Trips is on the apron,but goes back to the floor again!
The audience are chanting Shatistas name again!
Trips shouts a lot as he backs up the ramp!
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man do i hate when the fans chant batista
they never get it right! its too many syllables for wrasslin fans.
they never know where to put the emphasis. so one half chants "baTIsta," and the other chants "ba ti sta." you don't have to chant the wrasslers name!
I can help them,all they need to chant is "Shit Cunt,Shit Cunt,Shit Cunt"
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Chris Jericho.....Born in Manhasset New York
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Back & Trips is ranting at Bisch!
He says that he is gonna kick Shatistas arse & that next week Shatista has to go one on one with......................Ric Flair!
Jericho makes his way to the ring!
Gayven is his opponent (can even Jericho save this match?)
The ref appears to be telling them to fist eachother & Jericho doesnt look inpressed!
Jericho gets the upper hand!
Gayven gets hung up on the top rope ten gets kicked in the face!
Missed bulldog & Gayven reverses it into snake eyes on the top turnbuckle!
Gayven tries to rape Jericho!
Jericho fires back & hits the running insuguri!
Top rope reverse elbow into Gayvens face & then locks in walls of Jericho!
Gayven taps out!
Jericho grabs a mic!
He says he has an agenda,he wants a match at Wrestlemania.
He has an idea,he wants a ladder match with five other opponents!
Skanky is walking through the corridor!
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Who will be the five opponents?
I'd guess,Benoit,Edge,Christian,Gayven & Shelton Benjamin!
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First time I've watched wrasslin in over a year..and maven still sucks and jericho still gets no real time.HHH is still a tool and batista is still a tool. Why is sheldon benjamin the intercontinental champ?
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i love the friggin wrestlemania commercials!!!
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Back & we have a new WM ad!
It is a Few good men featuring Cena,JBL & Coach.
Not funny but pretty good none the less!
Nice performances!
Skanky comes out overacting as usual!
She is gonna unveil a big version of her Playboy cover!
Trish is obviously gonna come out in a minute!
Skanky thanks everyone!
She unveils a picture that quite frankly looks airbrushed to fuck!
Trish comes out,surprise surprise!
Now that is a hot woman!
She says Skanky pisses her off!
She says Skanky looks marvelous in the picture.
She says something is wrong with it & starts spray painting it!
Skanky slaps Trish so Trish kicks her in the face,then sprays SLUT on her back!
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We come back to more WM waffle!
We get the same Hall of fame ad again!
WWE must have come to an agreement with Marvel again as they are back to calling him Hulk Hogan instead of Hollywood Hogan!
Stacy & random diva are talking to Billy Graham!
Mandy Orton walks up..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Billy suggests that Orton should do something special at WM!
Orton is looking at the cover of Smackdown magazine with Taker on the cover!
Random diva interviews Edge!
He goes on about his match with HBK tonight!
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This annoys me!
With absolutely no build up & no reason,we now have Taker vs Orton at WM!
Taker/Kane vs Shitsky/Heidenshite makes a lot more sense!
Lets see if this also leads to a return to heel Orton as speculated!
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More WM waffle!
Edge makes his way out!
He is dressed in street clothes as its a street fight.
Here comes HBK also wearing street clothes!
Straight to the ring & punches ensue!
Michaels whips Edge with his belt!
HBK puts the boot in!
A clothesline over the top rope & HBK follows Edge knocking him into the audience!
HBK grabs a camera from a member of the crowd & takes a pic of Edge!
Trash can hits Edge!
HBK pulls out a ladder!
Edge twats HBK with a trash can lid!
Edge gets a chair from under the ring!
HBK knocks Edge down!
Edge DDTs HBK into the chair!
Big cut job from HBK!
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Edge is now cuddling HBK in the middle of the ring!
They get up & HBK knocks Edge down!
He goes back out to get the ladder!
Edge dropkicks it into Michaels face!
Edge goes to top turnbuckle but HBK throws ladder at him,knocking him to floor outside ring!
HBK drives over ropes onto Edge!
Back in ring & HBK puts ladder across ropes in the corner!
He irish whips Edge into ladder but Edge stops and JR shouts DROP TOEHOLD as HBKs face hits the ladder!
Edge sets up the ladder & I lose picture!
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Dunno what happened as both guys are now laying down in the ring!
Edge has the chair again!
Edge is catapulted into ladder!
HBK now has chair!
He twats Edge with it!
Kendo stick!
Michaels fires up!
He twats Edge with the stick!
Goes to top rope & does a flying elbow!
He starts tuning up the band!
Sweet chin music misses & Edge low blows him!
Edge grabs another chair!
He lays HBK on one chair & goes to hit him with the other but HBK low blows him!
HBK goes to hit Edge with the chair but is hit with a spear!
HBK kicks out of a pin!
Edge is tuning up the band,runs at HBK but cops a sweet chin music to the chin!
HBK pins Edge but in comes Kurt Angle & kicks the shit out of HBK!
Yay Kurt!
Kurt grabs a mic!
He accepts HBKs challenge for a match at WM!
Out come the security guards!
Angle goes into the audience!
The end!
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Ok,I tried to tally up how many times Wrestlemania was mentioned,and I think I got most of them!
What I did was marked down evertime Wrestlemania was said or they had an ad for it!
I made it 50 mentions in one show!
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Ppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllltttttt!!!! Good commentary.
Angle and Jericho were the only highlights..as usual..the few good men schtick with cena was good.
Ummmmmmm, who is JBL?
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John Bradshaw Layfield,AKA Bradshaw,AKA the WWE heavyweight champ!
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angle is friggin awesome. i miss seein him on raw.
on a side note, i wonder how often the guys in the wwe are tested for varied diseases.
both angle and edge were painted in hbk's blood... and then angle snuck past security (???) and walked right through the crowd just covered in blood. pretty nasty.
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angle is friggin awesome. i miss seein him on raw.
on a side note, i wonder how often the guys in the wwe are tested for varied diseases.
both angle and edge were painted in hbk's blood... and then angle snuck past security (???) and walked right through the crowd just covered in blood. pretty nasty.
Plus HBK threw his shirt into the crowd,that must have been blood soaked!
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ummmmm, the guy with the cow bell and the whip? that couldn't be him..bradshaw was a tool..this guy looks ok.
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Wow, that is some makeover. I couldn't tell.
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I made it 50 mentions in one show!
Holy fuck.
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Well, being a stock analyst, he had to clean himself up so he can go on all the business shows.
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