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http://www.kesq.com/Global/story.asp?S=3230764&nav=9qrxYqHA

    LAKEWOOD, Wash. (AP) - Pornographic film star Mary Carey, who ran for California governor in a recall election in 2003, has been arrested in a raid on a new strip club in the Tacoma suburb of Lakewood, Washington.

    Carey, whose real name is Mary Cook, was among five people arrested early Saturday at Club Paradise. Eleven others were given citations.

    All 16 were accused of violating the local adult cabaret ordinance, some by getting too close to customers and others - including Carey- by touching themselves in a sexual manner. No accusations were made of prostitution or other sex acts.

    Besides Carey, police arrested another dancer, two managers and the club's limousine driver.

    Carey finished tenth among 135 candidates on the ballot in California two years ago as voters recalled Democrat Gray Davis and elected Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor.



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some by getting too close to customers and others - including Carey- by touching themselves in a sexual manner.




Damn. I wish I would have seen that. That chick is fucking hot.


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She's dumb as a fucking stump. It's wonderful.


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She's dumb as a fucking stump.




She is a fucking stump.


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I saw a Virtual Lap Dance starring Mary Carey. Her line before it started was supposed to be "GRRR! I'm the Abominable Snowwoman!" But, even after five takes, she could get her mouth around the word "abominable". Which, considering hat she CAN wrap her mouth around, seemed strange...


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She graduated from Florida Atlantic University in swanky, rich Boca Raton, FL!

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She graduated Cum Laude. She got her degree in Stupid.


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She was on Opie 'n' Anthony today with Tawny Roberts. She truly is one dumb broad. Tawny is emotionally broken, by the way.


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Was it because of an 150 man anal gang bang?


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LLance was number 151. He wanted her after she was 'broken in' according to the crew there.


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Is she as broken as Brianna?

How did Tawny expose her brokeness? HAve you seen her boyfriend?


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Haven't seen her boyfriend. She was on O & A with Mary Carey (both were drunk) and she spent about three quarters of the show either crying or fighting off tears. Then - according to today's show - Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy saw them at the restaurant they were having lunch at and Tawny had her sunglasses on to hide her eyes. Apparently, she'd been crying even after they left, so she had tear streaks down her face.

I don't know the whole Briana Banks story, but I know that she adopted her sister and had a rough life.

Then you have Jill Kelly, who was married to Cal Jammer. He went to her door, knocked, and blew his brains out in front of her.

Ah, porn chicks...


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Let's not forget about Janine Lindenmuller...


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Christ...that chick and her tattoos...she's one finger in the ass away from a total catatonic state. Which is a shame...


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Didn't Janine get all those tattoos to hopefully "force" herself out of the business, but they kept convincing her to stay? Aside from that, what's wrong with her? I don't keep up with the behind-the-scenes industry stuff, but it's always fascinating (and often sad).

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