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RDCW is proud to present the return of the true hardcore porn wrestling federation Evil Cunt Wrestling,for a One night stand,June 2005!
See the return of all your favourite stars who ever graced an Evil Cunt Wrestling ring!
See the only wrestling federation that thought that rings were for pussies!
See the federation that Billionaire Vince stole all his stars from!
See it all,or I'll kill you!
So far already agreed to appear are:
Captain Howdy
The Hellions (Nowhereman/Grimm)
Rob Van Dyke
The Dud Boyz (Bobby Ray/Derek/Prick)
Papa Joe (now Joe Mama)
The Four Naturemen (bsams,ROY BATTY,Drzsmith,Franta)
The Sandleman
Rook
Hippo
Kid Rash
Chris Oakley
Chris Jerkio
Gey Misterho
The Timelords (thedoctor/themaster)
Prince Snarf
More to be announced soon!
Fuck Vinnie Mac!
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More names signed today:
Vagiri
Hedgehog Jack (Mick Foliage)
Punch/Counterpunch
Fuck Vinnie Mac!
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More stars added.
New Crack
LLance Shower
Tommy Sleeper
Justnot Credible
Fuck Vinnie Mac!
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Hey,Paul,what's the deal?We haven't had a One Night Stand update in almost two weeks!
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You want an update?Here it is,bitch:My XPW stars are going to rule the night...and Paul Hyman is going to get the ass-kicking he's had coming to him ever since he talked Oakley into rejecting my offer of a guaranteed King of the Crapmatch title shot back in 2001!
Follow the money,baby!
RDCW's going down!
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Just added to the list: The Wankstas (New Crack and Moosetafa) The Masturbators (Perry Jupiter and John Krokus) and announcing the first matches: For the revived Evil Cunt Wrestling tag team titles: The Hellions will defend against Rob Van Dyke and Scabu! Just signed: ECW vs. XPW! Paul Hyman has agreed to face Rob Blackandblue one on one at One Night Stand! The ECW Commissioner Bob Gordo will be the special guest referee! 
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Just Added!
Guantanemo Cage Match!
Chris Oakley vs. The Sandleman!
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New matches added!
Papa Joe (Joe Mama) vs. Tommy Sleeper!
The Timelords (thedoctor / themaster) vs. Justnot Credible and LLance Shower!
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And lets not forget the Captain Howdy junkyard invitational.
You cant stop rock n' roll!
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Who gives a shit about your stupid invitational when they can see me,the XPW world heavyweight champion,"Big Man" Darien Irons?
It's hunting season,and you're my next trophy!
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Sorry but I dont subscribe to the gay channels!
You cant stop rock n' roll!
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What about the History Channel? 
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I dont wanna watch your life story!
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I was talking to Captain Howdy. 
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Just added:
The MWO!
Da Monkey Guy!
Big Johnny Evil!
Chevy Nova!
Also added:
Ian & Axl Cotton!
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EVIL CUNT WRESTLING: ONE NIGHT STAND
the lineup:
Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl!
The Last ECWChampion Hippo returns for the four way battle against "The Frankfurter" Dane Douglas! Terry Skunk! and Prince Snarf!
TheECWtag team champions the Hellions defend against Rob Van Dyke and Scabu in a Cemetary Dance of Destruction!
Porno Theatre Free For All
ECW vs. XPW
Paul Hyman vs. Rob Blackandblue
special referee: ECW Commissioner Bob Gordo
Guantanamo Cage Match
Chris Oakley vs. The Sandleman
South Boston Street Fight
Papa Joe vs. Tommy Sleeper
Crackhead Lumberjack Alley Fight
The MWO vs. The Dud Boys
The Timelords vs. Justnot Credible and LLance Shower
Junkyard Invitational
Captain Howdy
The Wankstas
The Masturbators
Rook
Kid Rash
Chris Jerkio
The 4 Naturemen
More announced soon!
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The Timelords vs. Justnot Credible and LLance Shower
Man,the return of the Gimpact Gayers........what a show!
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Thanks for handling business while I was away, Grimm.
I'd also like to thank the Evil Cunt Wrestling alumni who've agreed to return for this show and the ECW fans for supporting us for so long!
And now I have a special message for that lying, unoriginal, piece of garbage, Rob Blackandblue. Just like I told Eric Ripoff last week, when you come into an Evil Cunt Wrestling show, you are in MY HOUSE BITCH! In the Porno Theatre Free For All, I'm gonna use you for a jizz mop! You'll be used to the feeling being married to that transexual whore, Lizzie Boring, so it won't be a totally new experience for you!
ECW RULES!
Fuck Vinnie Mac!
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Oh,Hyman,I am SO gonna enjoy beating the crap out of you and destroying that piece of dog vomit called ECW.
Follow the money,baby!
RDCW's going down!
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I've heard that before, and I'm going to tell you the same thing I told your sister yesterday when I was done with her, GET THE FUCK OUT, BITCH!!!
ECW!!!!!!!!!!
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OOK OOK ACK EEK!
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Rob Blackandblue's digging his own grave,and I'm going to help pick out the casket.
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The rebirth of the only true hardcore porn federation!
EVIL CUNT WRESTLING: ONE NIGHT STAND
Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl!
The Last ECW Champion Hippo returns for the four way battle against "The Frankfurter" Dane Douglas! Terry Skunk! and Prince Snarf!
The ECW tag team champions the Hellions defend against Rob Van Dyke and Scabu in a Cemetary Dance of Destruction!
Porno Theatre Free For All
ECW vs. XPW
Paul Hyman vs. Rob Blackandblue
special referee: ECW Commissioner Bob Gordo
Guantanamo Cage Match
Chris Oakley vs. The Sandleman
South Boston Street Fight
Papa Joe vs. Tommy Sleeper
Crackhead Lumberjack Alley Fight
The MWO vs. The Dud Boys
The Timelords (thedoctor/themaster) vs. The Gimpact Gayers (Justnot Credible/LLance Shower) with Jizzon and Fawn Marie!
The Hardcore Ho Down!
Rancine
Fawn Marie
Sammi Lynn Bitch
Stoollah Mcgilliturdy
Erectra
Kummonme Wannabangme
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables! Loser has a bag of sewer rats dumped on them!
Blackwulf vs. Malls Balloney!
Dojo Submission Match
Spaz vs. Lieutenant Sammitch
Rook vs. Hedgehog Jack
Junkyard Invitational
Captain Howdy
The Wankstas
The Masturbators
Rook
Kid Rash
Chris Jerkio
The 4 Naturemen
Punch/Counterpunch
A. G. Wednesday
PenWing
2 Old Scorpius
Vagiri
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Fuck Vinnie Mac!
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Wheres Gey Misterho?
He says he's signed to appear,but as yet has no match.
He was hoping for a match with Sickosis,Stupid Crazy & Hoot n toot Guerererererererererera.
Mary Poppins was never a fan of my frog splash!
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Rob Blackandblue's digging his own grave,and I'm going to help pick out the casket.
That's what you think,dweeb!My Robbie will crush RDCW like the cockroach that it is!
XPW Forever!
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RDCW's going down!
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Yeah,go Lizzie...go HOME!
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The rebirth of the only true hardcore porn federation!
EVIL CUNT WRESTLING: ONE NIGHT STAND
Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl!
The Last ECW Champion Hippo returns for the four way battle against "The Frankfurter" Dane Douglas! Terry Skunk! and Prince Snarf!
The ECW tag team champions the Hellions defend against Rob Van Dyke and Scabu in a Cemetary Dance of Destruction!
Porno Theatre Free For All
ECW vs. XPW
Paul Hyman vs. Rob Blackandblue
special referee: ECW Commissioner Bob Gordo
Guantanamo Cage Match
Chris Oakley vs. The Sandleman
South Boston Street Fight
Papa Joe vs. Tommy Sleeper
Crackhead Lumberjack Alley Fight
The MWO vs. The Dud Boys
The Timelords (thedoctor/themaster) vs. The Gimpact Gayers (Justnot Credible/LLance Shower) with Jizzon and Fawn Marie!
The Hardcore Ho Down!
Rancine
Fawn Marie
Sammi Lynn Bitch
Stoollah Mcgilliturdy
Erectra
Kummonme Wannabangme
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables! Loser has a bag of sewer rats dumped on them!
Blackwulf vs. Malls Balloney!
Dojo Submission Match
Spaz vs. Lieutenant Sammitch
Junkyard Invitational
Captain Howdy
The Wankstas
The Masturbators
Rook
Kid Rash
Chris Jerkio
The 4 Naturemen
Punch/Counterpunch
A. G. Wednesday
PenWing
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Vagiri
Hedgehog Jack
LLance
Theory9
Tijuana Tekilla Bar Brawl!
Gey Misterho vs. Sickosis vs. Stupid Crazy vs. Hoot n toot Guerererererererererera.
It's hardcore!
It's extreme!
It's Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Stand!
Fuck Vinnie Mac!
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Fuck you,Hyman...XPW rules!
We own your ass!
We own RDCW's ass!
And it's just a matter of time before we own WWE's ass too!
XPW FOREVER,BITCH!
THE CHAMP HAS SPOKEN!
It's hunting season,and you're my next trophy!
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Quote:
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We own your ass!
We own RDCW's ass!
And it's just a matter of time before we own WWE's ass too!
Someone likes ass!
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