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This shit is off the hook.
Damn my bra is itchy.
I hope you boys like herpes.
Bow ties are coool.
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"god i love pickles"
"you do it like this because the member doesn't spin"
"one for the stink and 2 for the pink"
"phnaw, y'know that shits tight yo!"
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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"Fuck you"
"Y'know what I fucking hate...?"
"Make another dumb comment so I can justify whackin' you with a socket wrench!"
"Here's where I hide the bodies..."
"Straight porn is okay, but give me some nice bukkake anytime!"
"Sneaky Bunny, I'll make a woman out of you yet!"
"Lemme show you guys the pictures of my weekend with Sneaky Bunny..."
"Best get steppin' 'fo I pops a cap in yo' ass, beeyotch!!!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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"Sneaky Bunny, I'll make a woman out of you yet!"
"Lemme show you guys the pictures of my weekend with Sneaky Bunny..."
Aweshome!!!!!!!!!!!
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Glacier16 said:
Quote:
Joe Mama said:
"Sneaky Bunny, I'll make a woman out of you yet!"
"Lemme show you guys the pictures of my weekend with Sneaky Bunny..."
Aweshome!!!!!!!!!!!
well my fish usually do compliment my tongue technique.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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"Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So i got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny
Girls always ask me why i fuck so much
I say "what's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew i got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny
You can say i'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say i'm a dog when i leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call georgie puddin' pie
I fuck all the girls and i make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.
It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like i do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny"
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Princess Elisa: darn it......now my shirt fits me like a glove ;p
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I like this thread.......
Today I was told by Ben, "Why instead of being happy just ONE day you could come in and say.....Damnit I hate life or something? Or instead of "Wow that is so cool/neat/awesome/fun could you say", "that is so freakin' pointless I mean really, why is the teacher wasting my valuable time?"'
Anyways.......funny thread! Keep it up!
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"So long, I'm off to commit suicide."
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Today I don't think I will talk about my work or my incredibly uninteresting job as a teacher.
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Jeremy is the second biggest geek I know................second only to me!
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I won't talk about teaching anymore. I just realized unless you're a teacher the stories are pretty fucking stupid.
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Quote:
r3x29yz4a said:
This shit is off the hook.
Damn my bra is itchy.
I hope you boys like herpes.
Rack r3x for this thread.
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Maybe I use the word Rack too much!
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"I think I'm gonna take a break from racking."
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Maybe I won't rack ever again, since I obviously don't know when it's appropriate.
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