RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts PARIAH! How big is your penis?

Cut or uncut?

Getting hair down there yet?

You stain the sheets while sleeping?

Hey! I was about to ask him that!

*shrug* I dunno.

What's pubic hair again?

Isn't P 17?..... Y'know Jim, you could go to jail for this.

Let's go back to talking about Pariah's penis.

Pervert!!!

... Hey, Gob was talking about me sucking his miniscule dick, this has to be OK!!

If you am gonna be gay than you am should at least do it with a big dick.

He told me. It's 2.25".

SORRY!

I want to know how big pariahs penis is, but only if he's underage.

“Just remember, football is 80% mental and 40% physical.”
Little Giants (1994) – Steve Emtman (himself)

2008 MNF Open Lyrics


Welcome to the party, all my rowdy friends,
A Monday Night Bash on ESPN!
The game of the week, is about to ignite
Time to kick it off under the lights
The pressure is rising, strap in and hold tight
We’re gonna blow the roof off this place tonight
Ready!
C’mon and get ready
I mean really ready
Are you ready for some football?
A Monday night party
The whole house is rockin’, let’s get it kick started
Launch this thing, raise the roof, that’s right
All my rowdy friends are here on Monday night

"Room is the key when you hung to the knee."
- Gold Member

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM OKLAHOMA IF...
 
- You know the difference between the city of Durant and the city of Doo-rant.
- It doesn't seem odd to see the term "chicken fried chicken" on a menu.
- You have used the phrase "fixin' to" during the last 12 months.
- Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
- You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
- A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
- It doesn't seem peculiar if your spouse says "I'm going in to town for something" even though you live in town.
- You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, and Okemah.
- You can remember the last 12 times a state legislator seriously introduced a bill involving castration, and he didn't mean farm animals.
- You don't turn on the news until 20 minutes past the hour, because that's the only thing you care about anyway.
- You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
- When someone refers to the current season, you have no idea if they mean spring, summer, fall, winter or football.
- "Howdy" seems to be a normal way of greeting another adult, with no irony intended.
- You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
- It bothers you not one iota to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
- A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
- You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.
 

Basic to the debates on gun control is the fact that most violent crime is committed by repeat offenders. Dealing with recidivism is key to solving violence.

71% of gunshot victims had previous arrest records.

64% had been convicted of a crime.

Each had an average of 11 prior arrests

63% of victims have criminal histories and 73% of the time they know their assailant (twice as often as victims without criminal histories

Colt Commander (US - Pistol - 9 x 19 mm Parabellum, .38 Super, & .45 ACP)
Colt Commander Gold Cup (US - Pistol - .45 ACP)
Colt Defender (US - Pistol - .40 S&W & .45 ACP
Colt Double Eagle (US - Pistol - 10 mm Auto & .45 ACP)
Colt Gold Cup (US - Pistol - .45 ACP)
Colt Government Model (US - Pistol - 9 x 19 mm Parabellum, .38 Super, .40 S&W, & .45 ACP)

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
South Park

Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
South Park

Conspiracy theory is a term that originally was a neutral descriptor for any claim of civil, criminal or political conspiracy. However, it has become largely pejorative and used almost exclusively to refer to any fringe theory which explains a historical or current event as the result of a secret plot by conspirators of almost superhuman power and cunning.
Conspiracy theories are viewed with skepticism by the scientific community and academia, and often ridiculed by pundits, because they are rarely supported by any convincing evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals.
The term is therefore often used dismissively in an attempt to characterize a belief as outlandishly false and held by a person judged to be a crank or a group confined to the lunatic fringe. Such characterization is often the subject of dispute due to its possible unfairness and inaccuracy.
In the United States of the late 20th and early 21st centuries, conspiracy theories have become commonplace in mass media. This has contributed to conspiracism emerging as a cultural phenomenon and the possible replacement of democracy by conspiracy as the dominant paradigm of political action in the public mind. According to anthropologists Todd Sanders and Harry G. West, "evidence suggests that a broad cross section of Americans today…gives credence to at least some conspiracy theories." Belief in conspiracy theories has therefore become a topic of interest for sociologists, psychologists and experts in folklore

Fiery Persecution

The village of Canneto di Caronia on Sicily’s north coast has been plagued by mysterious fires. The trouble began on January 20, 2004, when a TV caught fire. Then things in neighbourhood houses began to burn, including washing machines, mobile phones, mattresses, chairs and even the insulation on water pipes. The electricity company cut off all power, as did the railway company, but the fires continued. Experts of all kinds carried out tests, but no explanation was found. The village was evacuated in February, but when people returned in March the fires resumed. Police ruled out a pyromaniac after they saw wires bursting into flames.